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Song Parodies -> "Users, Please Forget My Number"

Original Song Title:

"Baby, Don't Forget My Number"

Original Performer:

Milli Vanilli

Parody Song Title:

"Users, Please Forget My Number"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This is a birthday song for my brother Stefan, he's a Network Techie at IBM and stationed at ABB in Sweden where he and his wife (also a techie) are wasting away too much of their time with clueless users such as myself. Since I got the inspiration from one of his parodies on this subject it's also for Phil Alexander, thanks to writing from personal experience the master of this techie genre. (Phil: In about ten days from now I will send my brother and his wife the link to this page. You might want to take the opportunity to plug for some of your best ones on the subject ("Mend My PC" et al) in the comments to get some extra reads (and possibly votes) from occupational peers in middle Sweden).
-OK Techies, this one's for you!


Hey, they make me sigh
when they're calling my line
and as time goes by
they got to understand, it's true

I can't glance them through

You! You! You Users, in your cubes
I can see it so clearly, that your power is off
Will you never just doff?

Bah! Duh!

They make their screens all blue

I wanna shout out an' perceive how they shun
Users call my line, call me anytime!

Bah! Duh!

I can't be there all through!

True!

I've been turning on (on, on)
I've been turning off (off, off)

You! You! You! You!
You! You! You! You Users!

Please forget my number!

You! You! You! You!
You! You! You! You Users!

Lord I 'spise your blunders!

You! You! You! You!
You! You! You! You Users!

Please forget my number!

I won't see you through!

I've been turning on
I've been turning off

Will not spend my life, with Offs!

You! You! You! You!
You! You! You! You! You! You!
You! You! You! You...

I can't glance you through

You! You! You! You!
You! You! You! You! You! You!
You! You! You! You...

I won't see you through

You! You! You Users, in your cubes
I can see it so clearly, that your printer's unplugged
Why'd you think it's a bug?

Bah! Duh!

Don't make your screens all blue!

I wanna shout out an' perceive how they shun
Users call my line, call me anytime!

Users!

I'm not there for you! (You)

I've connected In (I/O)
I've connected Out (I/O)

You! You! You! You!
You! You! You! You Users!

Please forget my number!!

You! You! You! You!
You! You! You! You Users!

Lord I 'spise your blunders!

You! You! You! You!
You! You! You! You Users!

Did I wake your slumber?

Do you have a clue?

I've debugged your C (See, see)
I've debugged your D (Me, ME)

Will not spend my life, with THEE!!!!!

Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah!
Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah!
Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah

I won't see you through!

(Crash)

Users call my line! They keep on call my line!

(Crash)

Call me anytime!

(Crash)

Bah! Bah! Bah... USERS!!!

PLEASE FORGET MY NUMBER!!!

I WON'T SEE YOU THROUGH!!!


-Is Philbo OK?

-I don't know
© Peter Andersson.

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Dominic L. - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Know the song, how could I not? It was very popular back, oh.. 15 years ago! Anyway, the parody was kinda funny, pacing was good. 545
Stuart McArthur - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I can understand how frustrated they must get, but I've never talked to a dial-a-tech who hasn't approached the conversation with complete arrogance and derision (present company excepted, of course) - nicely done from their point of view K1 - 555
Jeff Reuben - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Happy Birthday Stefan! I have some friends in tech support who would really appreciate this.
Red Ant - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Happy Birthday to Stefan as well.
Phil Alexander - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
:-D

...and thanks for the kind words in your intro. Didn't KTOS, but I do now. I have too many techie parodies (>2^5) to plug 'em all, but some favourites are Mend My PC, Shut Down the Server and I'll be pinging your computer . Oh yes, and Another Bastard Spammer - with all the links, this didn't get past the twit control... but you can find 'em all here - http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/philalexander.shtml

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