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Song Parodies -> "Trump's Schlonging Everyone"

Original Song Title:

"Love Changes Everything"

Original Performer:

Climie Fisher

Parody Song Title:

"Trump's Schlonging Everyone"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Putting some "schlong" in a parody title #2!

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
He was one of seventeen
But he's blown the rest away
Subtle in no way

He's like from the doggie pond
But bankrolled his right of way
He doesn't have no shame

He knows the art of dealing
Like gazillion dollars he's earned
The left, the cry, critique and
They just don't get it
He's so sassy that they spurn

Trump's schlonging, schlonging everyone
They hue and cry, and it helps them none
Trump's schlonging, schlonging everyone
They look like fools, can't get it on
Trump's schlonging
Trump's schlonging everyone

As the months' gone rolling by
He's mouthed off and pulled ahead
"Feel the Bern" with sway

There's no other candidate
Who's so rude and get away
Some tried and ended up all lame

He's scaring Kim and Putin
Upending every stone
Oh, some might get the impression
He's Hitler lurking
Or a villain kind of dope

Trump's schlonging, schlonging everyone
They've no reply, as they're turned upon
Trump's schlonging, schlonging everyone
They all get schooled, and overrun
Trump's schlonging
Trump's schlonging everyone

We've seen the way he schlongs all
Dongs all
No stall
Be a POTUS of his own
Etc

© Peter Andersson. (I don't plan to whip out a third "schlong" - but then again I won't promise not to either. Had most of this one written parallell to #1, figured I might as well zip up the filler parts too).

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Rob Arndt - June 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Right now, he seems to be schlonging himself with his campaign! 555!
Weisenheimer's Mama - June 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Oy, such language again! Genug! But today is day #1 of the new campaigning style - perhaps he will walk softly and carry a new shtick.
John Lomain - June 22, 2016 - Report this comment
good write
Peter Andersson - June 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Rob, Mama and John!

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