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Song Parodies -> "If You're Groping At Strip School Bistro"

Original Song Title:

"If You're Going To San Francisco"

Original Performer:

Scott McKenzie

Parody Song Title:

"If You're Groping At Strip School Bistro"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

These days many vocational training schools have their own on campus restaurants or bistros, some of them staffed by fraternities or sororities. With that in mind, guys, if you're ever down at a first class Strip School bistro, please control yourselves, with a smorgasbord full of succulent eye-candy you don't have to be hands-on everything there before you've filled the plate with salty buns, oily ribs, tater treats and more.

(Additional note to censors: This song is about the disgusting preprandial habits some people have at smorgasbords, especially young men at some on campus restaurants, touching stuff with their dirty fingers, copping a feel at everything, from melons to pies, before putting it back down or dropping it in the juice bowl - If you read anything else into it it's just your own dirty imagination, remember, strips is a form of pommes). ;-)

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
If you're groping at Strip School bistro
Be sure to leave no mark on something rare
If you're groping at Strip School bistro
You might offend some touchy women there

Cos those who grope at Strip School bistro's
smorgasbords will not get back in there
Start petite at Strip School bistro
Get swelled later when happy hour's near

Get your pick up ration
from a single rotation
Mind the location
Just avoid the temptation
from the cup figuration
Mind the location
Mind the location

And if you're groping at Strip School bistro
Be sure to not first touch a derriere
Eating out at Strip School bistro
Sloppy Joes will make the waiters stare

Get your fill at Strip School bistros
You'll be licked when you get out of there
© Peter Andersson

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Glen S - April 11, 2012 - Report this comment
I approve. I especially approve of the use of words like 'smorgasbords' and 'derriere'.
John Barry - April 11, 2012 - Report this comment
I wonder what kind of hair Scott was singing about?

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