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Song Parodies -> "I Heard It From Old Janeway"

Original Song Title:

"I Heard It Through The Grapewine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"I Heard It From Old Janeway"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

In the final episode of Star Trek Voyager, an aging Captain Janeway travelled back in time, teamed up with her younger self and changed the course of the ship to save the life of numerous crewmen, including Seven of Nine who was about to die. This song takes place during those events and it's supposed to be sung by Chakotay to Seven of Nine when they are alone.
Bet you're pondering how I feel
'Bout her plans to cop a feel
from one of your queens that she's fought before
Between the two of her ways a third I'm wishing for
It came as a surprise, you could say
That'll marry you someday

I heard it from old Janeway
Not much longer will we be gay
I heard it from old Janeway
Tuvok's just about to melt away
Seven, Seven, dear

You know in this fleet, we're not supposed to cry
But my spirit I can't hold inside
Loosing you would be too much, it's true
'Cause you're worth more than the crew
You'll be killed off yourself
I won't find someone else instead

I heard it from old Janeway
Not much longer will we be gay
I heard it from old Janeway
Tuvok's just about to melt away
Seven, Seven, dear

Listen babe, you say just what you mean
Na na not just to agree
I can't help being confused
If this's true, will you stand with me
It's her plan to fight the Borg
With this younger crew that she knew before

So I heard it from old Janeway
Not much longer will we be gay
I heard it from old Janeway
Tuvok's just about to melt away
Seven, Seven, dear

I heard it from old Janeway
Not much longer will we be gay
I heard it from old Janeway
Tuvok's just about to melt away
Seven, Seven, dear
Peter Andersson. With reference to some comments fields discussions about the word gay I'd like to point out that I'm using it strictly in its "happy" sense here in this parody.

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Johnny D - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Seven of Nine? She's a fine drone now, boy!
Paul Robinson - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Ahh...I truly miss "Voyager" now...wasn't quite as good as "Next Generation" was, but way above the turgid current franchise entry, "Enterprise"...5's here, nice job, K-1.
Michael Pacholek - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Logic dictates... aw, hell, if I was interesting in logic I wouldn't be here. Resistance to humor is futile. Five to beam up.
Johnny D - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, Paul, at least T'Pol provides a modicum of torrid turgidity from time to time.
Paul Robinson - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
JD - I love this comment "Well, Paul, at least T'Pol provides a modicum of torrid turgidity from time to time." "torrid turgidity", indeed she does...they should just scrap the entire crappy script for the next episode and just shows scenes of T'Pol in various stages of miniscule (or less) dress. I'm enough of a pig to it watch if they did that...how 'bout you?
Johnny D - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh yeah, oh-ho-ho-ho yeah.
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny and Michael: Thanx!

Paul: IMHO the last two seasons of Voyager was the best Star Trek ever. TNG may have had the best scenes and the best cliffhangers. Do you remember the parallell universes story where they encountered an Enterprize that had been defeated by the Borg? Here's how we made fun of that scene over at Sev Trek:

http://cartoons.sevspace.com/archives/s376.jpg

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