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Song Parodies -> "Can't Calm This Beaver"

Original Song Title:

"Seether"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Veruca Salt

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Calm This Beaver"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This oneīs about the struggles of a pet zoo keeper. Who knew it could be such a wild thing. ;-)
Beaver is, really, quite a sight
Beaverīs been, really, wild all night
I tried to ease her, inter-lingua
I tried to bring her home
I tried, sheīd make me sweat like Gu-aaam, yeah

Canīt calm this beaver
Canīt calm this beaver
Canīt calm this beaver
I canīt see her, now Iīm foaming at the mouth

Beaver might, gonna, maul my maul
Beaverīs a, venture, when she crawl
I tried to knock her from a sadle
I tried to use my crotch
I tried to race her back, but sheīs tooo much, yeah

Canīt calm this beaver
Canīt calm this beaver
Canīt calm this beaver
I canīt see her, now Iīm foaming at the mouth

Let her come, boiling feeling
Let me load, shoot her, see her reeling
Oh, she will see God like other pets
Cos I know I must relieve her
Oh, she may not want it over yet
But sheīs about to be there, beaver

About to be there (beaver)
About to be there (beaver)
About to be there (beaver)
I canīt see her, now Iīm foaming at the mouth

Canīt calm this beaver (beaver)
Canīt calm this beaver (beaver)
Canīt calm this beaver (beaver)
I canīt see her, now Iīm foaming at the mouth
Đ Peter Andersson

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Clean Slate - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Pre-Vote Tally: 2 people thought this was all 5s, but the One Guy disagreed.

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