Song Parodies -> Can't Calm This Beaver
| Original Song Title: | "Seether" |
| Original Performer: | Veruca Salt |
| Parody Song Title: | "Can't Calm This Beaver" |
| Parody Written by: | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
This oneīs about the struggles of a pet zoo keeper. Who knew it could be such a wild thing. ;-)
Beaver is, really, quite a sight
Beaverīs been, really, wild all night
I tried to ease her, inter-lingua
I tried to bring her home
I tried, sheīd make me sweat like Gu-aaam, yeah
Canīt calm this beaver
Canīt calm this beaver
Canīt calm this beaver
I canīt see her, now Iīm foaming at the mouth
Beaver might, gonna, maul my maul
Beaverīs a, venture, when she crawl
I tried to knock her from a sadle
I tried to use my crotch
I tried to race her back, but sheīs tooo much, yeah
Canīt calm this beaver
Canīt calm this beaver
Canīt calm this beaver
I canīt see her, now Iīm foaming at the mouth
Let her come, boiling feeling
Let me load, shoot her, see her reeling
Oh, she will see God like other pets
Cos I know I must relieve her
Oh, she may not want it over yet
But sheīs about to be there, beaver
About to be there (beaver)
About to be there (beaver)
About to be there (beaver)
I canīt see her, now Iīm foaming at the mouth
Canīt calm this beaver (beaver)
Canīt calm this beaver (beaver)
Canīt calm this beaver (beaver)
I canīt see her, now Iīm foaming at the mouth
Beaverīs been, really, wild all night
I tried to ease her, inter-lingua
I tried to bring her home
I tried, sheīd make me sweat like Gu-aaam, yeah
Canīt calm this beaver
Canīt calm this beaver
Canīt calm this beaver
I canīt see her, now Iīm foaming at the mouth
Beaver might, gonna, maul my maul
Beaverīs a, venture, when she crawl
I tried to knock her from a sadle
I tried to use my crotch
I tried to race her back, but sheīs tooo much, yeah
Canīt calm this beaver
Canīt calm this beaver
Canīt calm this beaver
I canīt see her, now Iīm foaming at the mouth
Let her come, boiling feeling
Let me load, shoot her, see her reeling
Oh, she will see God like other pets
Cos I know I must relieve her
Oh, she may not want it over yet
But sheīs about to be there, beaver
About to be there (beaver)
About to be there (beaver)
About to be there (beaver)
I canīt see her, now Iīm foaming at the mouth
Canīt calm this beaver (beaver)
Canīt calm this beaver (beaver)
Canīt calm this beaver (beaver)
I canīt see her, now Iīm foaming at the mouth
Đ Peter Andersson
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