Song Parodies -> In-laws Be Gone!
| Original Song Title: | "Since You Been Gone" |
| Original Performer: | Rainbow |
| Parody Song Title: | "In-laws Be Gone!" |
| Parody Written by: | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
Oooooooooooout!
It's worse than Halloween, same thing every time
I'm surrounded, can't wake up
So I hide in the shed, drink down my booze and in the grime
I do pray that they'll break-up
Her whole family's coming in
Clear the estate from my squatting kin
In-laws be gone!
In-laws be gone!
They're in my house, can't stand it
All day they snooze, I'm feeling abused
Find a hotel, don't fake it
Oooout!
Oooout!
Oooout!
In-laws be gone!
Here in the night I sit down with my dogs and tune
I eat the crumbs the mutts saved for me
I can't stand her brother's swoons, and his kids - a full platoon
God let my wife be an adoptee!
Her mother's fattened, she's eating spam
'Hope she don't blow like a bursting dam
In-laws be gone!
In-laws be gone!
They're in my house, can't stand it
Dad is a bum, the uncles are scum
House has a smell, vacate it
Oooout!
Oooout!
Oooout!
In-laws be gone!
-If they're to come back... Wifey, you know... you'll be on your own!
In-laws be gone!
In-laws be gone!
They're in my house, can't stand it
Coppers drop by, sis hides her supply
Give ME a cell, I'll take it!
Oooout!
Oooout!
Oooout!
Oooout!
Every in-law be gone!
(Police Sirens Jamming)
In-laws are gone!
In-laws are gone!
I'm in The House, I made it!
In-laws are gone!
In-laws are gone!
It's worse than Halloween, same thing every time
I'm surrounded, can't wake up
So I hide in the shed, drink down my booze and in the grime
I do pray that they'll break-up
Her whole family's coming in
Clear the estate from my squatting kin
In-laws be gone!
In-laws be gone!
They're in my house, can't stand it
All day they snooze, I'm feeling abused
Find a hotel, don't fake it
Oooout!
Oooout!
Oooout!
In-laws be gone!
Here in the night I sit down with my dogs and tune
I eat the crumbs the mutts saved for me
I can't stand her brother's swoons, and his kids - a full platoon
God let my wife be an adoptee!
Her mother's fattened, she's eating spam
'Hope she don't blow like a bursting dam
In-laws be gone!
In-laws be gone!
They're in my house, can't stand it
Dad is a bum, the uncles are scum
House has a smell, vacate it
Oooout!
Oooout!
Oooout!
In-laws be gone!
-If they're to come back... Wifey, you know... you'll be on your own!
In-laws be gone!
In-laws be gone!
They're in my house, can't stand it
Coppers drop by, sis hides her supply
Give ME a cell, I'll take it!
Oooout!
Oooout!
Oooout!
Oooout!
Every in-law be gone!
(Police Sirens Jamming)
In-laws are gone!
In-laws are gone!
I'm in The House, I made it!
In-laws are gone!
In-laws are gone!
© Peter Andersson.
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For those who Don't Know The Original Song, it's temporarily available at
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A couple of missing rhymes, but very funny, Peter. Is this really only the fifth Rainbow song here?
I agree, ...like they say some in-laws are outlaws
"God let my wife be an adoptee!" LOL 555, and there's a comment with a poor attempt at a Swedish pseudonym at "Santa'll Hit Your Bar".
Take my in laws away please! 555
I'm glad TOS used here was by Rainbow and not Kelly Clarkson. "God let my wife be an adoptee" and "Give ME a cell, I'll take it!" were excellent lines, and the whole thing was enjoyable, unlike in-laws. 555 euros for their 4th-class air-fair (that means sitting atop the landing gear) back home. Has anyone done "Street of Dreams" yet?
Phil: I beg to differ, this parody has more rhymes than the original, and I sacrificed perfect pacing, especially in the first paragraph, to have it that way. :-)
AFW: So I CAN shoot them for breaking an entry, huh?
Tommy Turtle: I will kolla upp den soon
Yoidy: We could swap, but what would be the point? :-)
Red Ant: Kelly Clarkson or In-laws... hmm... tough choice.
AFW: So I CAN shoot them for breaking an entry, huh?
Tommy Turtle: I will kolla upp den soon
Yoidy: We could swap, but what would be the point? :-)
Red Ant: Kelly Clarkson or In-laws... hmm... tough choice.
I am blessed with wonderful inlaws, but I still found this song way funny
(SOTM) Good.
I'm also estatic that it was Rainbow, and not Kelly Clarkson... Although I've done her, that's right I've done her hard.... I would rather not have to listen to any AI song again...
(SOTM) Oddly, my wife feels the same way!
(SOTM) I really like my inlaws. It's me and my wife that are fighting like WWE wrestlers (figuratively, not litterally).
SOTM-Good
MATTHIAS ! can i quote you on that "Although I've done her"kelly clarkson)" love rainbow loved the subject of the song don't you just love the holiday season ! 555 great job K1chyd
(SOTM) "Take off to see the Wizard, you wonderful Lizard In-Laws!"
(SOTM) What can you do to throw OUT your IN-laws? I say you better remember its all relative.
(SOTM) I had trouble finding the OS, which is why I've waited so long to comment. . .what I will say here is that I felt it was very well written, but a little repetitive. . .the chorus lines could be diced up a bit, but not a bad parody at all.
SOTM - Love the OS, Love the parody. Definately gettin' points from me by the looks of it, 5-5-5
(SOTM) I'm tipping the idea for this came to you around, ooh, Boxing Day?? - or that's when it came to me at least - every Boxing Day in fact - well said Peter - and I'm glad you Scandinavians suffer like the rest of us - 555
(sotm) I read this when it was origninally submittedm loved it then, love it now, 5s
SOTM - Loved "Give ME a cell, I'll take it!"
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