-> "I love Climate Change!"
Original Song Title:
"I love Rock n Roll"
Parody Song Title:
"I love Climate Change!"
The Lyrics
I don't care very much for the panicking Greens
I hate this freezing more than their acolyte screems
The activists, they scold
Outside it's Everest cold
And I can tell you it oughtn't be long till it will do in, ol' me
And they will find my corpsicle be, as stiff as a tree, you'll see
Therefore - I love climate change!
I have a lot of faith in the oil stonks, baby
I love climate change!
Yeah, come and grab a can and spray with me
Now!
I wish the temp goes up, I'll proudly exclaim!
I hope for hotter than hell, and I'm not ashamed
I dare to deny the doom
Eff Greta and her fumes!
As winter is clinging on, it's making ol' me, frosty
Now sasquatchs are moving in, adjacent to me, icy
Bring it - I love climate change!
I hope they put more planes in the air soon, baby
I love climate change!
I'm not even against those chemtrail sprees
No!
I dare to defy the gloom
There' penguins in my room!
Activists that drones' annoying to me, for real
So I'll be actively inactive, unchill as can be, and with zeal
You see - I love climate change!
I'm putting extra lead in my gas'line guzzler
I love climate change!
Now come down to the street and race with me
I love climate change!
So put another bun in the oven, ladies
I love climate change!
The planet's getting hotter by each breath
I love climate change!
So much I have a hard-on for global warming
I love climate change!
It's modelled by a sex toy factory
I love climate change!
I'm all imported drinks with no ice cubes, baby
I love climate change!
And custom-order straws been made for me
I love climate change!
I'll burn the lumps of coal from my Christmas stockings
I love climate change!
Then gonna rev my chainsaw, cut down trees
REPEAT TOXIC CHORUS
ANY WAY YOU WANT, AS MUCH AS YOU WANT
UNTIL YOU'RE GETTING WARMER
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