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Song Parodies -> "I Burp And Hurl"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed A Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Burp And Hurl"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Were I a girl I would be banned
No circumvention
Cos I'm depraved, but I'm a man
So no discretion
It's not what I'm raised to
My manners are all gone
I'm yucky and brain's slow
Got mind suspension

I burp and hurl and I like it
I stink up the room 'til you're sick
I break the wind and deny it
Don't care if near-bys mind it
I'm never wrong, I'm always right
Don't mean I'll call back tonight
I'm not a girl and I like that
I like that

Now I'm the king of every game
To men that matters
And an environmental shame
I piss on nature
That's not where, the girls go
Now that's for us who shave
My conscience is unused
But that too's OK

I stand and pee and I like it
The sight of my manly dipstick
I'll scratch my butt while I'm at it
For as long as I can find it
I don't get old, I don't loose fights
I won't have lettuce tonight
I'm not a girl, I don't eat that
I don't get fat

Us men we are so rational
Thick skin, hard heads, invincible
And on the list backs shaveable
If a woman supplies it
Then we'll enjoy their malcontent

I smell like sweat and I like it
I don't think talking does the trick
I don't do shores, I don't like that
I'm sure a gal will fix it
I feel so strong, I'm quite a sight
Eat beans and set farts alight
My bod' is covered with hot spots
And blood clots
© Peter Andersson.

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Matthias - December 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Another great song from the famous Kenny Perry... I still think that is the weirdest way of spelling Katie that I've ever seen, but that's a bit off topic, this song was great and a total 180 from the original, which I always love.
Andria - December 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I can certainly burp and hurl, especially after washing a large bag of BBQ pork rinds down with egg nog and also after downing a fifth of Cold Duck in front of friends and family on special occasions. It's happened before. 555 air-sickness bags to you!

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