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Song Parodies -> "I Bet You'll Be Probed Up The Back Door"

Original Song Title:

"I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor"

Original Performer:

Sugababes

Parody Song Title:

"I Bet You'll Be Probed Up The Back Door"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Note to indie-rockophiles: I know that Arctic Monkeys did the original song first, but how their version became a hit is to me almost as hard to grasp as the fact that it's now being covered ten times better by the three brain cells combined MTV bred eye candy rainbow cocktail girls in Sugababes! It's like out of this world, out of this world I tell you!

And speaking of such...
Stop visits from aliens an' supporting the UFOs!
And what they have that applies to some, I don't really want to know

When your car engine's frozen (dead as the lights)
And you're up for erosion (you're gawking white)
You're still in your Geo, but you're to leave the land
Those lights in the night's to result in a bang, bang, bang, bang

I bet that you'll be probed up the back door!
Hear they have such to account for!
Don't know what they're probing for...
I said I bet that you'll be probed up the back door!
Searched over head to toe with a robot for what I don't know
From nine to five or more!

I wish they were ignoring us, but they are lifting us up in the air
Without a sound they're taking us for their weird kind of frontier

When your house has been chosen (you're in their sight)
And you're up for incursion (all through the night)
Those cop-a-feel ETs are slick with the hand
Their lights in the night's to result in a ram-bam-thanks-man

I bet that you'll be probed up the back door!
Hear they have such to account for!
Don't know what they're looking for...
I said I bet that you'll be probed up the back door!
Searched over inside out with a speculum that's aglow
As long as they care for!

I said I bet that you'll be probed up the back door!
Searched over head to toe with a robot for what I don't know

They use no gloves no
Just ram up you an' hope you forget
Your split up moon and pirouettes
Bitty space sores
And screams, to convalesce

I bet that you'll be probed up the back door!
Hear they have such to account for!
Don't know what they're probing for...
I said I bet that you'll be probed up the back door!
Searched over head to toe with a robot for what I don't know

Some kind' Uranus ore?
© Peter Andersson. (Yes, I know, I know. Using "Uranus" for the final pun IS legit cause for the reader/voter to deduct one or two points in the "how funny" category, go ahead, get it over with) :-)

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DKTOS - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
There's no guarantee that it will still be there when you (whoever you are) read this, but I found the original song here:

oldrottenhat.typepad.com/franks/files/sugababes_i_bet_yo162a­84.mp3
alvin rhodes - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
"weird kind of frontier"...lol
YAD - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
555. Close encouters of the "eek!" kind... Sugababes' version is ten times better than the Arctic Monkeys? I respect your authoritaw, but I silently disagree. And besides, I'm laughing too loudly to be able to utter any noises of disagreement.
AFW - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Interesting story...
Rick C - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
This, "Your split up moon and pirouettes Bitty space sores And screams, to convalesce" cracked me up. Nice job, Peter. 555
Tommy Turtle - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Strange how so many alien abductees report their captors' preoccupation with proctological "invasion". They came all the way to Earth for that??? 555
Dee Range - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm givin' fives, although most of us trailer park trash would have much less company if you stop the UFO visits :-)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Alvin Rhodes: More than weird (see TTs comment).

YAD: Let's agree to disagree. Most Indie Rock sounds like unpolished demos to me, but that's just IMHO.

AFW: Story? Naaah, more like a well penetrated butt joke.

Rick C: Cracked you up? I wish you a speedy convalescence.

Tommy ETurtle: My theory is that when a glowing green finger is pressed against a prostate there are subspace vibrations emerging that can be used to "phone home", on our expense.

Dee Range: Hmm... maybe those UFOs that comes here are the trailer park trash of the universe? That would explain why governments of the world like to deny their existence. If so it doesn't really make our planet look good, does it?
Red Ant - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Your link didn't work, and unfortunately all I could find was the Arctic Monkeys version everywhere else I looked (which I already have, and I agree wholly with your assessment of it). Rick picked out my favorite lines. About the ending, I didn't dock you for it. E.T. did have that long, glowing finger though, didn't he? Good work here.
Larry Hensley - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Eerily funny, 555
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Larry: Thanx!

Red Ant: The link no longer works, it seems, don't know why because it still works from the page where I found it (note to self: link to page next time).

oldrottenhat.typepad.com/franks/mp3s/index.html
maddywoo - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
omg thats a hilarious title! lol

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