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Song Parodies -> "Three Came, Crapped On The Lawn"

Original Song Title:

"We Take Care Of Our Own"

Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:

"Three Came, Crapped On The Lawn"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

About once every second year or so, as I'm running out of parody gas and just to crap the last of it out of my system, I write a song with potty humour and puns (I know it's immature, but at least I doo it under my own name and always try to be original about it). This time it's a take on the old joke about a Chain Letter Fertilizer Club. Feel free to let your response be to dump on me in the comments section.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
I've been sending out invites, my lawn's your throne
I've been sending out maps that shows my home
I've been clearing out lawn carts and some stones
The road has new extensions built for shy unknowns

Three came, crapped on the lawn
Three came, crapped on the lawn
Endeavoured to crouch down
Three came, crapped on the lawn

From high hope to in smithereens, with a hustle I'm boned
Why did I break my back, should have better known
Withheld self for a road trip of my own
Three ain't no good here in this frugal town

Three came, crapped on the lawn
Three came, crapped on the lawn
Endeavoured to crouch down
Three came, crapped on the lawn

Where's the guys, the guys with just crap for me
Where's the farts with stunned bowels I'm cursin'
Where's the brown splat noise that'll awaken me
Where's the potty little grans that my lawn needs
Where's that postal response, ain't here for me
Tired of waiting, inviting all of thee
Tired of waiting, inviting all of thee

Endeavour here to crouch down
Endeavour here to crouch down
Endeavour here to crouch down

Come here, crap on my lawn
Come here, crap on my lawn
Endeavour to crouch down
Come here, crap on my lawn
Come here, crap on my lawn
Come here, crap on my lawn
Endeavour to crouch down
Come here, crap on my lawn
© Peter Andersson. (I really like the original song, possibly the best stadium anthem Bruce has written in years, wish I could have come up with a more classy parody for it).

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