-> "Three Came, Crapped On The Lawn"
Original Song Title:
"We Take Care Of Our Own"
Parody Song Title:
"Three Came, Crapped On The Lawn"
The Lyrics
I've been sending out invites, my lawn's your throne
I've been sending out maps that shows my home
I've been clearing out lawn carts and some stones
The road has new extensions built for shy unknowns
Three came, crapped on the lawn
Three came, crapped on the lawn
Endeavoured to crouch down
Three came, crapped on the lawn
From high hope to in smithereens, with a hustle I'm boned
Why did I break my back, should have better known
Withheld self for a road trip of my own
Three ain't no good here in this frugal town
Three came, crapped on the lawn
Three came, crapped on the lawn
Endeavoured to crouch down
Three came, crapped on the lawn
Where's the guys, the guys with just crap for me
Where's the farts with stunned bowels I'm cursin'
Where's the brown splat noise that'll awaken me
Where's the potty little grans that my lawn needs
Where's that postal response, ain't here for me
Tired of waiting, inviting all of thee
Tired of waiting, inviting all of thee
Endeavour here to crouch down
Endeavour here to crouch down
Endeavour here to crouch down
Come here, crap on my lawn
Come here, crap on my lawn
Endeavour to crouch down
Come here, crap on my lawn
Come here, crap on my lawn
Come here, crap on my lawn
Endeavour to crouch down
Come here, crap on my lawn
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