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Song Parodies -> "Yellow Substitute"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Yellow Substitute"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This just in from Congo: Desperate tree-housewife goes bananas...
In their tree she's all forlorn
By a man she barely sees
And behold how now this wife
Is getting cute with substitutes

First she failed to come undone
Then she found her main cuisine
God forgive how Jane behaves
With her yellow substitutes

Jane is using a yellow substitute
Yellow substitute
Yellow substitute
All the jungle can hear she's not a mute
Hear she's not a mute
Hear she's not a mute

And transcended she's too store
Many more of them in a drawer
Close at hand and for replay

Jane is using a yellow substitute
Yellow substitute
Yellow substitute
This will give her a somewhat brute repute
Somewhat brute repute
Somewhat brute repute

As she reach the time to squeeze
Every substitute is too be peeled
Through and through she's quite obscene
With her yellow substitutes

Where's that jungle boy Tarzan and his flute?
Tarzan and his flute
Tarzan and his flute
If he swings by will she have to uproot?
She have to uproot
She have to uproot

Jane is using a yellow substitute
Yellow substitute
Yellow substitute
All the monkeys are rising in salute
Rising in salute
Rising in salute
© Peter Andersson.

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John Barry - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
They call it deldo yellow.
Meriadoc - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
"Uproot" - hee hee hee....
AFW - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, this is Super Funny ! Fantastic idea...great job, here
Dee Range - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
No wonder the price of bananas is sky high :-). This is right up her ...I mean my...alley. 555
Cat - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Oooo-oooo-eee-eeee! You've REALLY gone bananas this time, Pete! 5's.
Stuart McArthur - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
*joins in with Merry, at the back of the classroom*

hee hee hee hee hee.....555
Susanna Viljanen - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Kumpi ompi parempi
porkkana vai banaani?
Kokeillut oon kumpaakin
päätynyt oon patonkiin!

(Which one is better - carrot or banana? I've tried 'em both, but I've settled on baguette)

That song just went bananas. Fivers.
The Charnstar - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! very good, 5-5-5
The Thought Police - September 02, 2006 - Report this comment
You parody has a certain-"appeal"! 5's!
The Charnstar - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) LOL! very good, 5-5-5
Agrimorfee - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) He wrote a song, he wrote a song for you...the substitute Yellow...
Matthias - September 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Gwen would have loved this song, totally made me go B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Chris Bodily TM - September 17, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This (bleep) is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Being a banana enthusiast and Beatles fan, I truly ate this one up. How can you not go ape over a parody liek this? Excellent job, Peter. 555
Cat - September 17, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Jack Wilson - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM0 THis was great! 555! Hye, maybe you could have this as thwe Yellow Submarie parodt ofr 27-An AmIRight parody Extravaganza
Tim Mayfield - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) It took me four tries to figure out what this was about (I think it was when I got to about halfway through it). I'm not sure what to vote on this one.
wannabemustangjockey - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) *cough* Dirty ... funny, but dirty. I think you may have forever corrupted my perception of the normally innocent Yellow Submarine.
Johnny D - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) What The Thought Police said!
Rick C - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Peter, the biggest difference between your substitute here and the real thing is that, after using them, these take a few days before they go soft. Very funny stuff you wrote here. :-) 555
bobpiecheese - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) it's a good thing I read the other comments, otherwise I would have NO idea what this was on about. Well done, Peter!
Michael McVey - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Yep, Jane's gone bananas! Probably got them from Ecuador, you won't believe how many bananas they grow there. --MM
Stuart McArthur - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) see above and, also alongside Merry, I'm giggling at "uproot".....and on my own I'm chuckling at "brute repute" - funny visuals Peter
Kristof Robertson - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) As the current president of The Tarzan-Themed Parody Writers Guild, Peter; I've got just one thing to say...eeeekkkk! ;-) 555
Jeff Reuben - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Heh heh. Uproot =) Pretty funny stuff, didn't see that coming.
jayne - March 03, 2012 - Report this comment
he he he AWESOME!!! :]

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