-> "My Stomach Goes Blaaargh"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Habits Die Hard"
Parody Song Title:
"My Stomach Goes Blaaargh"
The Lyrics
It's straightforward, to unpack
Heaving it all up, comes as simple as that
I'm not one for breakfast, I'm throwing a toast
I eat and it's gone, to the graphic and gross
Just when I thought I could hold it down
It all came up again
I sow what I eat, the full intakes
Belly bids farewell, nature reclaims
My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh
My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh
I'm stuck with a gut that is burning inside
I eat what I can, hope the sick'll subside
Always loosing it double, just tryin' to stay stood
But as emptied twice I think I'll succumb
My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh
And now I'm down, I'm lower than the pits
My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh
Again it's time to go
I'm straightforward, I'm real wack
If we're caught at a dinner, stay a meter back
With a loaded bad stomach, corrupted within
I'm a plague for waiters, full of virus that grins
And when I think I can hold it down
It all comes up again
I sow what I eat, the full intakes
Belly bids farewell, nature reclaims
My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh
My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh
I think I got some sorta hiatus
My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh
Everything's up but my status
My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh
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