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Song Parodies -> "Bacon"

Original Song Title:

"Spaceman"

Original Performer:

Babylon Zoo

Parody Song Title:

"Bacon"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Have a tasty weekend folks!

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Bacon - I've always wanted more and more
Plates of bacon (celery sticks aren't nice)
Bacon - I've always wanted more and more
Plates of bacon (for gallbladder exercise)

Luncheon smells they inundate my home
Behold the crispy homespun
Going down my pie hole

Give a vegan bacon to postpone
His soggy tofu dining
Losing his self-control

I require a truckload
So fill up the plate
I require a truckload

Can't you burn off cholesterol?
Can't you burn off cholesterol?
Can't you burn off cholesterol?
I can burn off it all!

A nibble taste is a bogus joke
Wholesales have me going broke
Hold me back and I'll be peeved

Bacon
I always want my every munch
To be bacon

(I'm humdrum)
(I'm humdrum)
(I'm humdrum)
(I'm humdrum)
(I'm humdrum)
(I'm humdrum)
(I'm humdrum)

It's time to up-nitrate the whole wide world
Vegan fad objections, muscovites have all bankrolled
Bacon nations' always standing tall
Extremistic vegans, cured are with a bacon roll

I require a boatload
So fill up the plate
I require a boatload

Can't you burn off cholesterol?
I can burn off it all!

A vegan farm: Oxymoron joke
Artichokes will give you stroke
Brussels sprouts will make you squeal

Bacon - I've always wanted more and more
Plates of bacon (premanufactured, sliced)
Bacon - I've always wanted more and more
Plates of bacon (Texas' my Paradise)

Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon
Bacon!
Bacon!
Bacon!

© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Rob Arndt - May 27, 2016 - Report this comment
555! Makes me hungry for a hugging cow...

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