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Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Kenny's Dead"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This is my first parody about “South Park”:
Kenny's dead
There's a forklift poking through his head
And a NASA shuttle crushed his bed
You Bastards! You've killed Kenny dead!

There's intestines where his brain's to be
Dells imploding when he touch a key
And he's shot more than Kennedy

Why he'd self-combust, I don't know, I guess for laughs
And his leukoblasts, like his head, are cut in half

Kenny's dead
From both anthrax, pox and third world meds
“I'll be back” we heard a robot said
Right after it killed Kenny dead

Why his parents kept landmines ‘round, we'll never know
All his deaths though did boost the ratings for the show

Kenny's white
‘Cos his mum was out of Miller Lite
He's was drinking vodka all the night
Then challenged Cartman for a bite

Mm mm mm mm mm
© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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alvin rhodes - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
i'm a sucker for south park parodies...5s
Jeff Reuben - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Ditto. Bonus points for "You Bastards!"
Susanna Viljanen - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Respect my authoritie! 5-5-5
Teddy Bear - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Teddy Bear - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
all 5s
Olvan The Terrible - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice parody. I've always been a fan of South Park, although lately they've been toning down the Kenny deaths.
Johnny D - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Oooo, nasty and clever!
Red Ant - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
(Cartman): What! I'm like a zillion times funnier than Kenny. Why the hell is this poor piece of crap getting the attention over me? (Kenny): mm, mmmpth, mth. (Cartman): Shut up Kenny , I'm not fat, I'm big boned. You know what, screw you guys, I'm going home! ( camera scans to Cartman walking home catching his address as 555 Awesome Parody Lane, South Park, Colorado!
Red Ant - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I haven't seen ALL of the episodes, but I know the MIR space station killed him once at the bustop, and seeing how Trey and Matt almost always kill him in a different way every episode, don't think they would have done basically the same thing with the shuttle. Still 555, and if they did kill him with a shuttle, please give me atleast the season number so I can see it.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
First: Thanx all who commented on this one and Red Ant especially for doing it twice. Sorry to disappoint you though Red, the Kenny deaths in this song are not based on specific episodes, I just made up ways to go that fit with the rhyming scheme.
Red Ant - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Peter, while I havent seen every episode, I was curious about that part, but we all have to use ( in most cases) some artistic license to make things work, which will go unnoticed by most all but die hard whatever-topic-you're-parodieing (sp?)...

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