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Song Parodies -> "We're Doing P*rn For The Pizza"

Original Song Title:

"I Took A Pill In Ibiza (SeeB Remix)"

Original Performer:

Mike Posner

Parody Song Title:

"We're Doing P*rn For The Pizza"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I love the original remix/song so I wanted to parody it, two authors here on Amiright have already done that and substituted "Ibiza" with "Pizza" and I couldn't come up with anything different, hence I didn't put in to much work, but still my angle came out quite different.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
We're doing porn for the pizza
Also my girlfriend hates to cook
And my invaginate short stub's
Been infamed on Pornhub
But fuck the envy, haters and noobs

My girlfriend's trained in ballet
She drives me crazy with her moves
When she spins The Shocker
She can make the room grow hotter
And her moans has all the viewers bemused

But many days we work for free
Cos our stick's not one you'd pay to see
We know ev'ry way to step off the casting couch and
Be sent home
'Cos we're riding on the ugly bus
So we're stuck there doing gonzo stuff
We just wanna get down for a normal wage
Down for a normal wage, swinging
All we do is bad porn, bad porn
Online, all we do is bad porn, bad porn

We got our starter
On the darkside of the net
She played a Goblin Mother
And I had to rimjob her
On an mp4 I wanna forget

Once my girl made a strip show
But half the men shout' "Put some on!"
From really up close
We'll never go pros
With the faces of purulent Orcs

Find our threesome with a ewe, part three
Two are pixeled there, it's not the sheep
We know ev'ry way to step off the filming couch and
Move along
But the kind of licks that gets us paid
Has my girl in cream an' marmalade
We just wanna get down for some normal fans
Down for some normal fans, wringing
All we do is bad porn, bad porn
Online, all we do is bad porn, bad porn

© Peter Andersson.

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Matthias - August 30, 2018 - Report this comment
It is a great song. One that I was tempted to use for OWN a few times. This was very funny and I’ve actually run across porn this disturbed before.

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