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Song Parodies -> "Selling My Thong"

Original Song Title:

"Since U Been Gone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Selling My Thong"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I've tried most subgenres, but never before have I dressed up an original song in thong.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Here's the thing, can't use it again
It must go, says my wife Elaine

Hear, hear, selling my thong

She says she hates it, she gives me none
With this thong up my hairy buns

Hear, hear, selling my thong

And if you make an offer here
I'll add my beanie hat for you
That's also marked to go away

I'm selling my thong
Ain't been used since the first time
Ain't had it for long, hear, hear
It's still new, ask my wife, it's her want
Selling my thong

How do you wear it, just put it on
I have a picture, just google "jock thong"

Hear, hear, selling my thong

And if you're into psycho stares
The whole town's gonna turn for you
That is a bonus giveaway

I'm selling my thong
Ain't been used more than some times
Ain't had it for long, hear, hear
It's still new, ask my wife
My wife or her aunt
Selling my thong

My buns it separated
Through the night, from behind
Butt my wife's been agitated
Again and again and again and again

Selling my thong, selling my thong
Ain't been used more than downtown
Ain't had it for long, hear, hear
It's still new, it's still new
Ask my wife, because it's her want
Ain't been used for hard vice crime
The colours are strong, hear, hear
But like new, it's like new
Ask my wife, ask my wife
It's like new, ask my wife
Ask my wife, or ask all Vermont

Selling my thong
Selling my thong
Selling my thong
© Peter Andersson

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Glen S - April 03, 2012 - Report this comment
The thong was wrong, it didn't belong, so you said so long. Funny stuff here Peter. Coulda done without that image of your buns though. I didn't quite understand the 'Vermont' reference. Why would they weigh in?
Peter Andersson - April 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Coulda been any regional name that fits over the original song, same thing with my wife's name in line two. As for "why" there's kind of an escalating-truth-in-advertising going on throughout the song, about how much and where I really have used that thong, it goes from "not since first", i.e "one time", to "some times", to "my wife's aunt" knows too, to "only downtown", to (at least) "not for hard vice crime" and finally (everyone in) "all Vermont" knows. That was the idea anyway. :-)
Glen S - April 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Man, I thought I noticed you changing it up, but I didn't pay enough attention first time around. I'm glad I came back and didn't miss the joke completely.
Porfle Popnecker - April 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Good parody...bad mental images.
Abbott Skelding - September 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Great OS and great spoof to go with it. Hopefully this isn't from personal experience haha. Nice work!
Matthias - September 18, 2013 - Report this comment
This is one "Thong Song" that I actually enjoyed. Screw you Sisqo!
Agrimorfee - September 29, 2013 - Report this comment
You should win this Artistry 2 round, just for the subtle changes in the choruses.
Max Power - September 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Could be worse, heard of a vending machine in Japan?
bopiecheese - September 30, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The question is, who would buy a used man thong? And how many watch-lists are they on? Great parody here, 555!
Blaydeman - October 01, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I liked the premise a lot, but some of the phrasing really threw me off in parts. And you used "hear, hear" a lot and sometimes it's placement was strange to me. Sorry.
Catherine - December 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Change "And if you make an offer here I'll add my beanie hat for you That's also marked to go away" to "i'll add my beanie hat for you as a bonus on e-bay" (just a suggestion)

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