It's a convergency, nerds without leash
cosplayery, some new, some pastiche
Come see all in the Horde
And Warsie geeks waving plastic swords

An Uncle Ben, a Phoebe from Friends
Last year got hot by a Transformer-Benz
With Dalai Lamas, two
They got a room an' got out of view

I've been cosplaying Batman, cosplaying Kong
And a Borat Clone in mankini tho-ong
I've been The Lion King
I've been cosplaying Jedi, cosplaying Quark
And a Dinosaur from The Pa-a-a-ark
I've been Hulk and The Thing
I've cosplayed Changelings

The floors are packed, too many Mad Max
And run-around vamps chasing after Tampax
There's Hobbits with the ring
And a Timelord Booth selling Dodo wings

A flashback thing, with the Emperor Ming
Stephen King gettin' drunk an' crawling
See Minions twerking hips
With a giant Smurf called Apocalypse

I've been cosplaying Xena, cosplaying Squaws
Wonderwoman gave me a worn out bra-a
I cherish every inch
I've been cosplaying Putin, cosplaying Trump
Optimist, I know, I'm a chu-u-u-ump
Got shiners and got pinched
Got less love than The Grinch

I've been cosplaying Heroes, cosplaying Brutes
I get morning wood when I'm Gro-o-o-ot
I've cosplayed ancient Kings
I've been cosplaying Gollum, cosplaying Orcs
I've been walking 'round like a zombie co-orpse
I've cosplayed everything!

I've cosplayed Winnie Pooh
I've cosplayed Honey Boo
I've cosplayed Scooby-Doo


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I've cosplayed Woolly Ewe
And been a Hipster Bro
And I've been Uncle Scrooge
Also twice G.I. Joe
Next year I'll cosplay YOU!