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Song Parodies -> "Drugs In My Sox"

Original Song Title:

"Man In The Box"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice in Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Drugs In My Sox"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Someone among the baseball loving Americans would eventually have come up with this idea. Don't ask me how I did, I just did, and there's no explanation for it
They've found drugs in my sox
Balco has my spit
Dollars cannot save me
Save me!

Feds and lies, since that Balco's shut
Jesus Christ! Am I Ma Baker?
Hey-Ho trial, I am lambasted
Feds and lies, since that Balco's shut

I'm a God who takes heat
Swung my bat, to hit
Dollars cannot save me
Save me!

Feds and lies, since that Balco's shut
Jesus Christ! Am I Ma Baker?
Hey-Ho trial, I am lambasted
Feds and lies, since that Balco's shut

Feds and lies, since that Balco's shut
Jesus Christ! Am I Ma Baker?
Hey-Ho trial, I am lambasted
Feds and lies, since that Balco's shut

WA... DA... DA, WA... DA... DA, WA... DA... DA...
WA... DA... DA, WA... DA... DA, WA... DA... DA...
© Peter Andersson. (WADA = World Anti-Doping Agency).

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DKTOS? - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
There's a pretty decent cover temporarily (?) available at http://www.p-tunes.com (The original has more base and is more than just a bit darker, though back then it was played soo much that I hope this is enough for anyone to remember it by).
Red Ant - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice to see some AIC from someone else for a change. 534, excellent pacing, average funny, but very good overall.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Hi Red Ant: "Dirt" was my favorite album for a short while, about the time when AIC peaked with "Them bones", "Rooster" and "Would". I also have "Facelift" but "Man in the box" and "We die young" are about the only songs I really like on it. A bit too dark for my general taste. Though I'm glad you made me dig them out. Expect one more MitB parody tomorrow. :-)
Red Ant to K1chyd - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
If you really like Dirt and Facelift, check me out on the authors page ( around 56 submissions now ), I have alot from these 2 CD's, including a hilarious version of " We Die Young " called " They Die Young " ( I have parodied all 5 songs you mentioned, 2 of which are depressing/toliet humor ). PS- Your subname K1chyd, I guess you don't talk in your sleep? :)
Michael Pacholek - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Drugs in the Sox? That would explain Tubbo McLard, a.k.a. David Ortiz.

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