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Song Parodies -> "Santa's now a Punk Knocker"

Original Song Title:

"Sheena is a Punk Rocker"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Ramones

Parody Song Title:

"Santa's now a Punk Knocker"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Well, the punks are all curled up and ready to cry
They're ready to cry now
They got no presents
And with nothing from the North Pole sack they boo-hoo
Less he just couldn't care
This year he played it fair
And little rascals didn't get a thing
Ho, ho
Ho, ho

Santa's now a punk knocker
Santa's now a punk knocker
Santa's now a punk knocker, yeah
Santa's now a punk knocker
Santa's now a punk knocker
Santa's now a punk knocker, yeah

He's been a punk, punk, a punk knocker
A punk, punk, a punk knocker
A punk, punk, a punk knocker
A punk, punk, a punk knocker

But some parents are upset and ready to sue
They're ready to sue him
They love tradition
And with nothing from the sweatshop elves they boo, too
But Santa do not care
He's out of reach a year
And court dork pity doesn't mean a thing
To him
To him

Santa's now a punk knocker
Santa's now a punk knocker
Santa's now a punk knocker, yeah
Etc
Peter Andersson.

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alvin rhodes - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment
that was fun
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx Alvin! I'd like to think that I managed to give this parody song some of the "attitude" that The Ramones do so well in their originals.

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