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Song Parodies -> "Running With Scissors"

Original Song Title:

"Running For Cover"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Running With Scissors"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Hell hath no fury as a woman (who's butt been) scorned...
You can scream all you want
And you can call the police
I don't care about the scars
Justice will come this way for me
Maybe you'll cease and depart
Because it happened again
I know you're not smart
But don't dis, my caboose again

Running with scissors
Running with needles too
Running with scissors
Running to get - to you

Don't say my butt's firmly grown
Because my hurt's gonna show
As I'm taking you apart
Until such lies are to pause

Running with scissors
Running with stake knifes too
Running with scissors
Out for revenge

My butt, my buns, my bum, while in the swing
My tush, should be desired
You're obtuse again

(bitchslapping and guitar solo interlude)

My ass, my rump, my hind, was made for string
My tail, should be desired
You're a fool my friend!

Running with scissors
Running with cutters too
Running with scissors
Running with hatchets too
Running with scissors
Running with chain saws too
Running with scissors
Running to get - to you
© Peter Andersson.

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alvin rhodes - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
funny twist...i LOVE girlschool...don't remember them being parodied in here before
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx Alvin! The URL says I'm the first, unless someone done one of their songs from the 90s or (if they've done one at all after that) from the 00s.

*Alters the "80s" in the URL to check*. Nope!
AFW - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Sharp idea..very well manipulated
Stuart McArthur - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Running With Scissors is also a Weird Al album isn't it? Nice job, peter - "caboose again/obtuse again" was a left-field sub! - 555
Red Ant - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
"Running With The Scissors" was a WAY parody of VH's "Running With The Devil", but it's nothing like this. Lorena Bobbitt would be proud of this one, heh heh. Congrats on another 1st artist submission Peter; good OS, which sounded vaguely like something Pat Benetar would do. Sir Mix-A-Lot wouldn't have to worry about this problem though. Nice work.

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