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Song Parodies -> "She-male Of The Species"

Original Song Title:

"Female Of The Species"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"She-male Of The Species"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Damn Spam!
A thousand wondering thrills await me
Watching some bimountables mating spree
The she-male of the species is on pictures in my mail

Spam, spam, sucker, sucker, spam, spam, sucker

I'll watch myself blind on DNA gone entwined
The she-male of the species is on pictures in my mail

Oooh, they want my bank draft
As they gets themselves staffed

Oooh, how can even mails like that reach me?
Has my hotmail been assigned to a trainee?
Oooh, how can seven mails like that reach me?
Has my ex wife sat me up as addressee!

Frankenstein or Courtney Love has nothing on her
Hell frozen over is more of a spur
The she-males of the species is on pictures in my mail

And who'd want to bonker them, full or chiefly?
And show the world that, even briefly?
The she-male of the species is on pictures in my mail

Oooh, they want my dough stash
At hermies dot com slash

Oooh, how'd a reverend end up with three?
Have collection set me up as a vendee?
Oooh, how'd too many mails like that reach me?
Have my surfing targets been too much whoopee?

(During interlude more incoming mails are deleted, with BOTH hands)

Oooh, how can people shooting this go free?
How can anyone submit admission fee?
Oooh, how can someone send this stuff to me?
I'm not German, I won't pay for entrance, gee!
© Peter Andersson. (I bought an album with Space for the song "beautiful neighbourhood", saw the title of this one... and just knew I had to parody it before I had even heard it). :-)

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Johnny D - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
That ain't Little Orphan Annie -- that's Mighty Morphin' TRANNIE !
Matthias - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
John Denver's... Trannie's Song!!!
Dylan Baranski - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
OK, there are two bands named "Space". One of these is an English rock band, and another is a French electronic music band, best known for their hit "Magic Fly". How are we going to know which is which here?

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