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Song Parodies -> "Homely Sty"

Original Song Title:

"Cherry Pie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Warrant

Parody Song Title:

"Homely Sty"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Some call it a disgrace, some call it an abomination and some call the authorities - but me, I just call it home.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Dirty, rotten, filthy, stinking

It's my homely sty
I wouldn't put it up at any price
Stench's so bad that my mama cries
My homely sty…

Bottles on the front porch, garbage on the lawn
Moldy croissants in the kitchen of my home
Vultures on the roof and one dead from a goof
Stash up in the cupboard, mine, no proof, heh

Scrapheap in the living room's crapper for the pigeons
Nincompoops say it smells, just a smidgen
Chilling in here was too cold, it was a freezer
So I light up a trash can, fixed me a heater

Latrine, sunscreen and canned bean porridge
Oversupplied Gauze from dumpster forage

It's my homely sty
Don't drink the water here or pay the price
It's so bad that it will kill you twice
My homely sty

I'm a hairy guy
With a cool hiding place, leeward side
Go out back, have the boar pushed aside
His homely sty

Cardboards from my chums, take-outs from the bar
Hubcaps that I stole from a copper's parked car
Ain't no TV, ain't got no lass
But a basement for hoin' and they pay with grass

Ice cream, wet dream and umpteen o' smear
Dirtbags an' flies an' some fungal root beer

I'm a yucky guy
Don't pet the snake of mine or touch the mice
Crib was cheap, under market price
Bought on the fly

Oh yeah, neither fib or lie
It's a bodge job disgrace known for miles
Built by woods that were first cast aside
My homely sty, yeah
Sty, yeah

Filthy
All along
Filthy

This' my confessional

Moonshine in the bathtub, termites in the floor
Woodchucks in the attic, forgot to lock the door
Built in the ghetto, near a hardcore store
But I am not allowed through its front door no more

I've my homely sty
Darts in a fuse board makes the light suffice
It's my pad and I'll improvise
My homely sty, yeah

Cockroach' suicide
Where a broom and my fists can't coincide
Chances are that a pig first would fly
My homely sty
My homely sty

-Mom, clean it!
© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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brightCAP - May 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Songs can be repetitive, so I like how you used several lines to replace "She's my cherry pie." Great sense of atmosphere. You really invited us into this hot, smelly abode. My favorite line: "But a basement for hoin' and they pay with grass."
Porfle Popnecker - May 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Perfect description of my house except it sounds like yours is decorated nicer.
Abbott Skelding - May 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice work here, I love the OS and you described your lovely home nicely. Pacing was little off in some places, but you did a nice job!
Glen S - May 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Lots of great imagery and fun rhymes in there. I like anything that includes words like 'nincompoops', 'smidgen', and 'leeward'. Thanks for blessing us with this mess, Peter.
Jeff Reuben - May 24, 2012 - Report this comment
This warrants a good score! Very funny, graphics descriptions in here. I enjoyed this quite a bit.
bobpiecheese - May 27, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Geez, if your place was any worse it'd be an episode of Hoarders or something. This was an awesome parody with a lot of great imagery, which is important for a "gross-out" type of parody, IMO. 555 Hazmat teams!
Arwen - May 29, 2012 - Report this comment
SOTM...I'm pretty sure this horrified, wrinkled nose, holding back a gag at the thought of this place is what you were going for, right? ; ) Nice work...hahaha...
Matthias - May 30, 2012 - Report this comment
I don't know why my comment didn't come up because I remember reading this one back on opening day. This parody is fantastic (I've never read any parodies of this OS before and I'm not quite sure why because it looks like a blast to parody). This parody was rotten... In a good way!
Blaydeman - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Why are you writing parodies about my apartment? LOL! JK it's not quite that bad, but it's close. Great Job!
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