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Song Parodies -> "The Smurf Mother's Bedtime Story"

Original Song Title:

"Matilda Mother"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"The Smurf Mother's Bedtime Story"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

In the smurf language rat poison is called "smurf" - but so is granulated sugar for their breakfast cereal. There used to be waaaay more smurfs back in their hunter-gatherer days, at some point even smurf mothers and smurf kids. Well, that's the premise of this parody anyway.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
There was a smurf who smurfed our land
His smurfery got out of hand
We smurfed his smurf out of our dingle
Off he had to smurf it single

-Oh Smurfer, tell me more

When he smurfed in solitaire
Smurfed into a smurfing bear - chasing
Then smurfed over a porcupine
That tripped him down a smurforsaken mine

And in the dark the smurfgods knows
That being black and blue - that blows
Our hero had to smurf it up
Smurfing down a second time
Smurfing fast and screaming
His words smurfed out of meaning
Yes they did

And when he smurfed out of that tomb
His smurfed course journey he'd resume
His smurftime next here might not suit you
He smurfed off abruptly - The End!

-Oh Smurfer, tell me more
-Tell me more!

© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 2.9
How Funny: 2.9
Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 16

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Smurftthias - July 13, 2018 - Report this comment
What a smurfin’ great adventure. A little confusing because of all the smurfin smurf lines but overall I think the concept and execution were smurfin smurfastic
Agrimorfee - July 13, 2018 - Report this comment
I think it's interesting how you and I kinda kept the Syd Barrett-childlike fantasy approach to the original while making these parodies unique to our own styles. Smurftastic!
Darius Whitehead - July 13, 2018 - Report this comment
Yeah, Smurfy!
Greg - July 13, 2018 - Report this comment
There are no Smurf mothers! Smurfs are asexual beings with no reproductive organs, you doofus! Smurfette was created by Gargamel and Papa Smurf used magic to make her a real Smurf. Don't you find it funny that 99 male Smurfs can't get Smurfette pregnant? J/k, the tv show was for kids. Baby Smurf was delivered by Stork just like in the Looney tunes cartoons. Papa Smurf had parents, but how he came into being is never explained. They came into magic. Magic rules the entire show. Jus sayin'.
Peter Andersson - July 13, 2018 - Report this comment
@ Greg: Sounds like you know best the tooned down version of the smurfs but I've familiarized with a complementary set of real mothersmurfers, you'd fit right in... ;-)
JAB - July 13, 2018 - Report this comment
Don't know a thing about F'ing Smurfs, but I like the parody.
? - July 14, 2018 - Report this comment
How is that even possible?
Matthias - July 14, 2018 - Report this comment
Nobody tell Greg that Smurf porn is a thing. In fact I should write “Smurf Fan Fic Erotica” for our next round - “Only In America”
Greg - July 14, 2018 - Report this comment
Someone tell Matty that Smurfs originated in Belgium and that there is an entire toon porn category now as well as a Smurf porn parody! It's still disgusting and what you mean by "Erotica" is that you are a pervert or porn 🐷!
Matthias - July 14, 2018 - Report this comment
Greg the song for the next round of ONE WEEK NOTICE is the song "Only In America" but I did not know that about the Smurfs. Very interesting!
Chris Bodily TM - July 17, 2018 - Report this comment
This is smurfing awesome. Never would have smurfed of it.

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