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Song Parodies -> "Netiquette"

Original Song Title:

"Tourniquet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"Netiquette"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I'd try to treat you sane but only got mouth, so much mouth
I was looking at your swearing, bad grammar, CAP"TAL'ZATION
Your lying, straying, speeding and scheming
Are you too lost to be saved?
Are you too lost?

My God! Such netiquette!
Return to conversation!
My God! Mind netiquette!
Redraw this confrontation!

Why'd you dismember my words like a thong?
Did you hit on the other cheek's side to simply beset, eh?
You're vying, swaying, needy and seeming
Are you too dumb to be saved?
Are you too dumb?

My God! Your netiquette!
Adhere to some filtration!
My God! Find netiquette!
Return to Homo Sapiens!

Return to Homo Sapiens!

Here comes reply:

SHUT UP! F*CK NETTIQETTE!
YOUR A$$' A PORN LOCATION!
SHUTT UP! F*CK NETIKHETTE!
YOUR MA'S IN ISOLAJTION!

YOU BROWNEYED F@GGOT SLAVE!
A-HOLE LAMER THAN LAST JEAR O' FRIENDS
YOULL SITT FAR SUBBSIDE CHRIST
THAT I BETT!

(-My type o' broad...)


© Peter Andersson. (Footnote: Where I come from "browneye" or "the brown eye" is slang for the part of ones anatomy where... well, you'll figure it out).

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Red Ant - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Peter, is this about Instant Messaging? I know what browneye means but what spawned this parody?
Peter Andersson - November 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Red Ant: Nothing particular spawned it really, I first came up with the title/main line and the “here comes reply” line that enabled the twist of perspective/narrator while listening to the song. No personal experience, though I did contemplate to credit the famous Avril/Hillary comments thread that has already spawned some other (and much better) parodies than this one from me.

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