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Song Parodies -> "When the corne is out of Parc and Venton"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins)

Parody Song Title:

"When the corne is out of Parc and Venton"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This is my entry for the "When the corne is out of Parc an Venton" thread/competition.
Loose translation of this 17:th century phrase: "Once the field has been harvested..."
I'll...
Praise the Lord cos when the corne is out of parc and venton
at the market it will bring at least some 50 cent 'n'
harvest me a fortune's something I am rather bent on
and I'll be there when the corne is out of parc and venton

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay...

Because of the potatoe famine I'm a hungry lad
Oh father give this son a break, I never have been bad
Back in the days I honoured mum and never picked my nose
A big fat crop I have deserved so let it be twelve gross

Woe is me if not the corne is out of parc and venton
Ever since it failed last year this harvest I've depent on
I have bought the farm but I still live here in a tent on
hopes and dreams of when the corne is out of parc and venton

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay...

I've sown my seed around the world but everywhere I came
the fertile fields of far from home where never quite the same
The flukes and sunny summers of my fellow man weren't mine
When I'd enlist as herbalist they forced me to resign

Dream I do of when the corne is out of parc and venton
Happy days will come again, no more will I lament on
death and taxes, that's for sure, my whole lot I have spent on
tithes and scythes before the corne is out of parc and venton

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay...

(Uncomprehensible grumbling)...

So now I pray for swayin' hay and there's no place like home
I've crashed and burned but I have learned to fiddle when in Rome
I heard the sound of homeward bound from where I did grow up
Though ex ample...
bless...
the day I quit my travel kit for cows 'n' cornmilk sup

Ehh... and a lovely soup it is too...

Praise the Lord I will, the corne's now out of parc and venton
Nightmares of the poorhouse fades I can now pay the rent on
clothes I wear and cows that bears and angst I've let ferment on
purpose last year when the corne was out of parc and venton
Peter Andersson.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 14

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Stuart McArthur - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
very, very nice - super in fact - 5s Know 1
karen - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I had to go back and re-read it because the first time through was at the pace of the song so I couldn't take it all in at once. Good stuff
Phil Alexander - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent, Peter :-)
alvin rhodes - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
fun to sing along to...5s
Meriadoc - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Saving my votes for the contest, but looks good! Thanks so much for entering!
Peregrin - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Peter, I have to tell you I thought this was very clever! Great job!
Johnny D - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant, Peter, 555. Now, get help. ;-)
Andy Roper - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job!
Tim Mayfield - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Know1, superbly done.
2nz - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, nice one. Made me not sick of this song for a couple of minutes.
Stuart McArthur - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment
(weird) already commented
Meriadoc - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
(PAV contest) Excellent! Loved the 'depent on'! ;0D
AMIRIGHT WHEN THE CORNE IS OUT OF PARC AN VENTON PARODY CONTEST - GOLD MEDAL - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
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