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Song Parodies -> "Lukewarm theory"

Original Song Title:

"Love and Marriage"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Lukewarm theory"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This parody kinda makes fun of the contradictoriness of fundamentalism, I guess that makes me a heathen in some eyes but I'm not writing it from a full blown atheist's point of view (I think that parts of the writings of James Redfield comes closer to what could possibly be than anything else I've read so far), I'm doing it because every time I see fundamentalists dismiss evolution as a "lukewarm theory" or something like that it always tickles my muse up there above. Archaeologists worldwide make thousands of Darwinian findings every day, whereas God (if he/she/it exists) at best can be said to be an underachiever when it comes to leaving proof of his/her/its existence. Furthermore it adds to the oxymoronic of it all that atheism and monotheism (contrary to popular belief) are NOT each others antonyms, more like next door neighbours, as a monotheist simply believes in one more God than the atheist, and once he/she comes to understand why he/she dismisses all other possible Gods he/she will also understand why the so called atheist or heathen dismiss his/hers. Ranting aside, as long as self appointed and self righteous clashes about these things goes on and people are actually killed therefore all I really want to say to both sides is: Please! NIMBY!
Lukewarm theory, lukewarm theory
God! That evolution is so eerie!
This I tell you heathen
When Christ gets back he will get even!

Lukewarm theory, lukewarm theory
Don't let teachers make our children leery
Once they're taught by mother
You can't have lectures saying other

Wise, wise, wise's to educate them; it's an illusion
Do, do, do and they will all be safe from evolution

Lukewarm theory, lukewarm theory
All that monkey business makes me teary
At the Christ bod diner
You'll learn that God is the designer

Try, try, try to get your facts straight 'bout evolution
Try, try, try to stay away from bad science confusion

Lukewarm theory, lukewarm theory
Don't let dinosaurs make you weary
But the story's moral
If there is one (Say is there one?)
Is there's no faith without a quarrel!

Hell no!
© Peter Andersson. (The hardest part to write here was actually the intro, written in boring academic style it could probably have filled a whole book, but I managed to shorten it down to approximately 1000 letters. Go Me!)

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Red Ant - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Greta stuff Peter; I'll reply more when I get home from work tonight. 5s for now.
AFW - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
very interesting entertainment...5's
Stuart McArthur - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Lukewarm - meaning thawed out - or Thor-ed out? (lame gag, but he was always my favourite Norse God) - good points Peter - If the world eventually gets destroyed through religious jihad, alien historians will remember earth as that place where the residents mostly believed in one God but killed themselves arguing over what he was thinking - 555
Johnny D - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
All you need is love.
Tommy Turtle - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Very clever reworking of OS. I saw a bumper sticker with which I think neither side in this issue would quarrel: "Jesus is coming, and, man, is He pissed." What has been done in His name and the name of (many) religions is the real blasphemy. 555, and 5 on guts.
Ballooncall - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Heh, I don't understand how the evolution theory and believing in gods couldn't mix; couldn't it be a possibility that a god created life with the ability to evolve? Very very nice parody to sing along, Peter.
alvin rhodes - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
wonderfully written
Rick C - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
What alvin and the others are all saying, Peter. Great job. I'm married to a fundamentalist and, that's probably the main reason we can't see eye to eye. 555
LucidLupin - April 09, 2006 - Report this comment
excellent 5s

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