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Song Parodies -> "New Human Rights"

Original Song Title:

"Last Friday Night"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"New Human Rights"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

So here's the thing: With the old Cold War now back on I figure it's only a matter of time until politicians here in Europe (on both sides) will start talking about human rights again, the way they all did back in the 80s, we haven't really had any UN resolutions about new ones since then, have we? And with the European Elections coming up Sunday I figured I'd beat them all to it and throw my hat in the ring by the last minute forming of The Super-Duper Ultra-Liberal Reform Party For Ever New Human Rights - Ahh Dude, For The Win! TSDULRPFENHR-AD,FTW for short (I guess I'll have to work that down later). Here below is my platform!

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Have a fridge beside your bed
Have a beanie on your head
Endless lives when playing Doom
Playmates in your swimming pool
Yell and get a chocolate bar
Hendrix ghost in your guitar
Capri trips for ballyhoo
with Kentucky Jack to lose

Picture human rights
As if on cloud nine
All new, all swell

Like your own chauffeur
And they're all de jour
That'd rule, damn

New Human Rights:
Mp3s that you can swap
Girls should always be on top
And a Prez that belly flops

New Human Rights:
Photoshop your ID cards
Lose your keys, call Scotland Yard
Live on Sunstrip Boulevard

New Human Rights:
Have a fish tank with a shark
witty retorts and remarks
and your wage in Deutsche Marks

New Human Rights
Yeah those should be global laws
And they couldn't be redraw...no, o-no

These Human Rights
Get them all for man
These Human Rights
Vote them through and then...

Buy two, get an extra yacht
Never miss a single shot
Teachers raise the testing bar
have them sent away afar
Partners frown when you digress
give it zero fucks or less
No more dieting travails
weigh in on the kitchen scale

Picture human rights
As if on cloud nine
All new, all swell

Like a maid with grit
And they're all legit
That'd rule, damn

New Human Rights:
For your looks you should get tips
Lose weight dieting on chips
Porno flicks without a script

New Human Rights:
Have your own Norwegian fjord
Get a mill if you are bored
In-Laws that you can ignore

New Human Rights:
Have a clone do all your work
Snooty waiters? Go berserk!
Get a private liquor clerk

New Human Rights
Yeah those should be global laws
And they couldn't be redraw...no, o-no

These Human Rights
Get them all for man
(Get them all)
These Human Rights
Get them from The Man
(Get them all)
These Human Rights
Vote them through and then...

(And here's the break where the United Nations babble before they pass the resolution)

New Human Rights:
Your own standby Porsche cab
Someone who picks up the tab
A new beer that goes to abs

New Human Rights:
Just for girls a truck with shoes
Danish pastry cures the flu
Golden calves and Bailey stew

New Human Rights:
Decent looking female popes
Smorgasbords that you can grope
And a world that's filled with hope

New Human Rights
Yeah those should be global laws
And they couldn't be redraw...no, o-no

These Human Rights
Get them all for man
© Peter Andersson.

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Francis X. Bushman - May 23, 2014 - Report this comment
I love your platform. I would include rescuing the kidnapped Nigerian schoolgirls, giving due process to Guantanamo detainees, and teaching Germans to be stand-up comedians.
Peter Andersson - May 25, 2014 - Report this comment
Thank you FXB!

And I can hardly believe two people took this soo seriously that they hade to unobomb it!

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