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Song Parodies -> "(Whales Aren't As) Large As My Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Larger Than Life"

Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"(Whales Aren't As) Large As My Wife"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Baby's got back - humpback that is!

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
She had quite a hind
In redeemable frame, alright
But when she came endowed
With the Shamoo nickname, I'd sigh
All of her dough's spent
On carbs, beer and shite

Down at Seaworld I could see, I could see
How cohabitation brought obesity
All the chow she downs' going to her thighs
Those whales aren't as large as my wife

Looking at her sowed
On a beach on summer days, oh man
Thinking I'll get tanked there
In a literal way, oh man
Then all of five tugboats
Tows her outside

Down the beachfront at the sea, she'll be free
From the gravitational obesity
All the chow she's downed, she's in Willy's sight
That orca now aimes for my wife


Whale musk and imprints
Making her thrive

Time to repeat what I saw, dropped my jaw
That cohabitation cloned my ma-in-law
All the chow they've downed going to their waists
Those rings can be seen now from space

Yeah - All the chow they've downed
Yeah - Fanta*, Coke* and Sprite*
Yeah - Those were sold in bulk to my wife

Down this chorus I'll be free, we'll be free
From cohabitation inactivity
And the "thar she blows" jokes outta my ass
That whales aren't as large as
Whales aren't as large as
Whales aren't as large as my wife

© Peter Andersson. (*This being a very commercial original song I've added some product placement just for fun, it seemed appropriate).

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Total Votes: 6

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Matthias - February 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Whale, whale, whale what do we have here? Looks like another top notch song parody. Thar she blows but you didn't!
Bill - February 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Joke: Your wife is so fat. How fat? She jumped into the ocean and made the whales sing "we are family, even though you are fatter than me." 5-5-5!
Rob Arndt - February 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Good use of the OS- 555 lbs of blubber!
Randy - February 17, 2017 - Report this comment
My wife's a light eater. When it gets light she starts eating! 5's
Peter Andersson - February 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias, Bill, Rob and Randy!

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