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Song Parodies -> "(I'm the) Last Man to Transgender!"

Original Song Title:

"Last Train to Trancentral"

Original Performer:

KLF

Parody Song Title:

"(I'm the) Last Man to Transgender!"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

HBT: homo-, bi- and transsexuals.
“At bay everybody!”
“Lay off the hardcore and use balm!”

That is what HBT is about
Also known as the circumvented gents with no mojo
Flowered whores honed to be scams

All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the, I'm the

“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”

All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the
Last man to transgender!

“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”

“Clean the clock and toyboy thee”
“You last man to transgender”

Circumvented machos, no mojo

Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight lamb

All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the, I'm the

“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”

All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the
Last man to transgender!

“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”

“Clean the clock and toyboy thee”
“You last man to transgender”

Circumvented machos, no mojo

Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight lamb

All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the, I'm the

“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”

All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the
Last man to transgender!

Bliss is what HBT is about
Also known as the circumvented gents of mojo
Flowered whores honed to be scams

HBT Civilization

All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the, I'm the

“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”

All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the
Last man to transgender!

All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the, I'm the

“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”

All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the

Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight lamb

All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the, I'm the

“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”

All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the

Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight lamb

I'm the
I'm the
I'm the

“HBT!”

I'm the
I'm the

Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight lamb

Won't come about!
© Peter Andersson.

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Peter Andersson - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Oops, I transcommented from my other parody of today to this one. Hopefully it'll be gone by the time you read this.
Johnny D - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody is just so frikkiin' twisted and wrong that I feel compelled to punish it with a vote of three fives. Take THAT, you manly Swede. Har Har. ;-)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx Johnny D. Today you have written ABOUT science fiction and I have WRITTEN science fiction, at least that is what I hope...
Kristof Robertson - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Transtastic....555
Agrimorfee - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
HBT (uh-huh, uh-huh) is gonna rock ya! Very unusual song choice, well exceuted.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Kristof: Thanx! Agrimorfee: Yep! Unusual is the word. I had the song in my MP3-player while going to work, but no plans whatsoever to parody it, until the title line struck me, then I played it over and half of the lines sorta fell right (straight?) into my lap. I would love to record this one one day, with all the robot voices and exclamations sounds used in the same way.

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