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Song Parodies -> "Stop Lighting Up Your Farts"

Original Song Title:

"Drivin' Thru My Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Donnas

Parody Song Title:

"Stop Lighting Up Your Farts"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I recently received a mail from an old girlfriend who wanted to tell me that this hobby of mine had rubbed on to her and that she had written a parody song about the relation with one of her ex-boyfriends. She didn't specifically state that it was about me but some details seemed vaguely familiar and I guess that was implied. Still there are two questions unanswered now that I'm going forth with her song, should I feel insulted and will anyone actually believe in this crappy intro when they have read the lyrics too?
If near a match you are bending over
You always smelled like ash
Was I your girlfriend or just a gofer?
I should have gotten cash

There is no way that I'll let you back
With your blasted ways, I rather kick you where it's pitch black

Stop lighting up your farts
Say did I look a crispy tart?
Stop lighting up your farts
You stupid flambéed work of art

You burned me for the third time New Year's Day
Our love was overdue
I saw you with some beans and I ran away
I'm not a hottie that you can blow through

Now stay away 'cos you can't come back
You're a matchstick man and I will beat you with an ice pack

Stop lighting up your farts
At least when you are playing darts
Stop lighting up your farts
You stupid flambéed work of art

You need a doctor that's for certain
What's wrong with you?
I just found burn marks on my old curtains
I'm really feeling blue

There is no way that I'll let you back
With your blasted ways, I rather kick you in the gas crack

Stop lighting up your farts
At least when at the Mini Mart
Stop lighting up your farts
You stupid flambéed work of art

Stop lighting up your farts
I don't buy it's a martial art
Stop lighting up your farts
You stupid flambéed work of art
© Peter Andersson. (Guys, don't cha wish it was a martial art?)

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Phil Alexander - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Next stop a "You light up my life" parody? :-)
2Eagle - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Your security code is quite apt for this subject. I wonder what would happen if you dropped a lit cigarette in an outhouse? PA just gave me an idea.
stuart mcarthur - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
"gas crack" eww, too correct a description! - lol, Peter - and we are also on a wavelength with female-point-of-view-of-our-noxious-habits parodies, with this one and my "McArthurs Fart" - 555
Matthias - August 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Gassy!
Peter Andersson - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Phil: That'll be a match...

2Eagle: Don't run with that idea, just drop the lighter and run period...

Stuart: As you might have seen by now I've light... looked it up.

Matthias: En masse...

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