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Song Parodies -> "Gonna Hurl"

Original Song Title:

"Stupid Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Garbage

Parody Song Title:

"Gonna Hurl"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

A reminder for Thanksgiving: Don't eat too much, don't eat what's too fat and don't eat what you know ain't good for ya! And above all don't refrain from buying tons of food anyway, that would mean the terrorists have won! (This message was brought to you by your friendly governmental healthcare advice service).
You'll distend from thai, you'll distend and smore
You'll distend from anything that is in store
And what you'll eat
Is what you'll puke

Don't devour smear, don't devour gel
Don't devour anything that you can't spell

You're gonna hurl
You're gonna hurl
All you eat, you'll waste it
All you eat, you'll waste it

What's down your bowel (Comes up a vowel)
What's just a taste (Comes up in haste)
Are cherry pies and doggy bags amongst what you've debased?

Don't devour loaf, don't devour bait
Don't devour anything like Ukraine paste

You're gonna hurl
You're gonna hurl
Stomach cannot take it
Stomach cannot take it

Don't devour rear, don't devour manes
Don't devour anything that's been Hussein's

You're gonna hurl
You're gonna hurl
All you eat, you'll waste it
All you eat, you'll waste it

You're gonna hurl
You're gonna hurl
Stomach cannot take it
Stomach cannot take it

You're gonna hurl
You're gonna hurl
Your stomach cannot take it
Your stomach cannot take it

You're gonna hurl!

© Peter Andersson.

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AFW - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
No cookies...just puttin' down fives.....Happy Holidays
Red Ant - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Not bad, though IMHO a bit of something was LIT in rhyming many words as to TOS as youd did. "...that you can't spell" was good. Oh, since we have a Garbage revival here, I'm going to try to have in tomorrow called "Copycat". ;-)
Red Ant - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
"Copy-cat" is done and in. My rhyming isn't as good (ie perfect rhymes) but I used assonant and consonant rhymes instead. Oh, Happy Thankgiving. ;-)
Peter Andersson - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx AFW, Red Ant and the anonymous third voter.

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