Everybody goes to Doctor Phlox
They need a cure against the chef´s intox
Or want a shot against the Xenopox
How can they catch it from those vacuumed socks?

Open wide now
You´ll get the Sickbay surprise
He´ll make you right now
That´s life on Enterprise

There´s something in the bay of Doctor Phlox
A light is shining from a slimy box
We´re hearing murmurs from a jar with locks
And crewman Daniels is a paradox

Everybody whines at Doctor Phlox´
But he´s as clever as a prairie fox
He´ll give´em candy from his placebo-x
T´Pol´s in hyper-space from sugar shocks

She left her underpants at Doctor Phlox
There was a million bidders; eBay rocks!
They need no Seven or a Goldielocks
That Vulcan chic attracts a billion jocks

Open wide now
This time you gotta say aagh
He´ll tell you right now
To stay away from the Gagh

There´s something in a large deposit box
They snatched my glass of whiskey on the rocks
They smell like BS in a litterbox
And with the top off they look like macaques

Vulcan Councils always say the same things
Some Borgs stole a shuttle from us Earthlings

Everybody goes to Doctor Phlox
They want a sick leave when the Klingons docks
Women get scared when xeno-brutes approx
The men feel small too Captain J´Uge K´Cox

Open wide now
You´ll get the Sickbay surprise
He´ll make you right now
That´s life on Enterprise
That´s life on Enterprise
That´s life on Enterprise
On Enterprise
On Enterprise
On Enterprise

Red Alert!
A bird of Prey!

Open wide now
You´ll get the Sickbay surprise
He´ll make you right now
That´s life on Enterprise
That´s life on Enterprise
That´s life on Enterprise
On Enterprise
On Enterprise
On Enterprise

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