-> "Ungoogleable"
Original Song Title:
"Unbreakable"
Original Performer:
Sinner
Parody Song Title:
"Ungoogleable"
The Lyrics
As a search gives nil again
Duds, nothing more - I lose my cool
The screen displays I've honeycombed
All the Web 'til the cows came home
Nothing on Bing, nothing with Chrome
I've tried with Edge an' on DuckDuckGo
I've googled hell and heaven
And the lewd and academe
A hard search, running ashore
A fool's bid, most galore
Nothing from wisdom, or happenstance
Ads are swarming
This stuff's just ungoogleable
It's all concealed, unfindable
It sure's unattainable
I'm getting nada, it's unbearable
The World Wide Web turned a barren land
I've gotten more back from hipster hands
I'm drained of power, have migraine
And think I need new pants
I've spent close to a weekend night
And Google still has me banged to rights
The no return, ev'ry fracking search
I can't bear it or clutch it or stand it
A hard search, stuck in a moor
A fool's bid, in a hole
No single hit in this game of chance
Anger's forming
This stuff's just ungoogleable
It's all concealed, unfindable
The fail's indefinable
I'm drawing zilch here, it's ungoogleable
*SOLO KEYBOARD TAPPING*
*MORE SOLO KEYBOARD TAPPING*
*JUST STAY TUNED, EXPIRATION'S UP SOON*
This shit is ungoogleable
It's all concealed, unfindable
The fail is remarkable
I'm getting nothing, it's unbearable
This shit is ungoogleable
It's all concealed, unfindable
I give up, it's terminal
I'm getting zippo, it's ungoogleable
Ungoogleable!
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