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Song Parodies -> "Feng Shui taught by Vlad (the Impaler)"

Original Song Title:

"Feliz Navidad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jose Feliciano

Parody Song Title:

"Feng Shui taught by Vlad (the Impaler)"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Feng Shui taught by Vlad
Feng Shui taught by Vlad
Feng Shui taught by Vlad
Would make a stewardess scream like mad

Feng Shui taught by Vlad
Feng Shui taught by Vlad
Feng Shui taught by Vlad
Should feel quite homely to deadbeat dads

A ten foot wall in all six directions
A six foot fan in the coffin's section
A rubber stakes on the floor collection
And a thrombus coffee mill!

The fridge back at Vlads
The fridge back at Vlads
The fridge back at Vlads
Is not affected by woking fads

The fridge back at Vlads
The fridge back at Vlads
The fridge back at Vlads
Will never show up in kitchen ads

The dead white meat of a too slow waiter
Bloodworm Foo Yong from the under-cater
Frozen mosquitos as snacks for later
And an AB-Seltzer pill!
© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 14

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Johnny D - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody is sick, twisted, and just plain wrong. It gets three fives.
Red Ant - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Haven't hear TOS in a while, but stake, bleed, death anyway. Way to impale an original song. :)
Michael Pacholek - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Your point is well taken.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx Johnny-sferato, Red bat and Count Pacholek! This one was bloody fun to write.
MrMacphisto - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Vladelicious....
Guy - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Reminds me of my "Green Liver" parody. I really like this, er, the parody not the food.
Charlie Decker - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hilarious. If only the OS had more words!
Rex - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Vlad-tastic!
Agrimorfee - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Terribly weird. I---uh...don't what to say about it.
Melhi - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) (cue music to "Paint it Black") "I see a blah room and I want it done by Vlad!" Hee hee!
Adagio - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Ditto what Agrimorfee said.
Rick C - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'll stake three 5's on this one.
Johnny D - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above.
Stuart McArthur - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) just taking this OS on is impressive K1!! - nice job - always liked Jose - not that there's anything wrong with hose "B"
Scathe - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) What Johnny D said.
Jeff Reuben - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Not many lyrics to work with, but you did well with what you had
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) You had me at the title! Vunderful! Ah, ah, ahhh!
Claude Prez - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever idea, not a lot to work with lyric-wise (as others have said) but well done all things considered.
Jordan (Mike Armstrong) - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I agree with the weirdness... I liked it though for what it's worth.
Spaff.com - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
The randomness made me laugh out loud. Not in the LOL sense - in the literal sense. Sometimes I'm very relieved that I can't hear you dream.
Tim Mayfield - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Isn't it Fang Shoe? If you've no appetite for human food. Here's a few bloody 5's?
Arwen - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--I'll admit it...I wasn't sure that I'd dig it...but I dug it. Still giggling...nice work!

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