Song Parodies -> Star Trek: Past and Present

Original Song Title:	"Perry Mason"
Original Performer:	Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:	"Star Trek: Past and Present"
Parody Written by:	Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

Star Trek Enterprise, its ongoing mission, to give the fans some new past/future tension. I sure hope that doing it on the blood pressure level is not intentional. ;-)

Star Trek in the 60s
Was a rad show for its time
But the current show producers
Have deprived it of its prime
Belly dancing slave-girls
Brought the crew to Doc McCoy
Now they serve recycled portions
Made of ´sparagus and soy

I do mind!
It´s a prime violation!
Don´t feel fine
When I see it with friends
Over and over again

Who is to blame Trek´s gone bad?
It was once amazing!
Enterprise makes me feel had
So far it ain´t blazing
Out there
Somewhere

Timeline Trojan horses
F*cking up the other shows
I now frown like Klingon foreheads
There are better ways to go
Roddenberrylicious
That´s what Yeoman Randy was
Now they´ve messed up the continuum
Flows like Data run in Q-DOS

I do mind!
Draw a line and toss out the preachin´!
Don´t feel fine
When I see it with friends
Over and over again

Brannon Duuh Braga, Amok!
Loose your Vulcan death-pinch
Seven´s implants was a knock
Now the viewers fast-flinch
Out there
Somewhere

Wake me when it´s over
Tell me it´s restored
I´ll keep on snoring, baby
I´m so sick of being bored
Where´s the Federation
Tell me it´ll be restored

They are warping in clay
Over and over I say

Character building, my a$$
I miss Captain Jimbo
That man could boink a green lass
Stuck in PC limbo
Again, again, again

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Johnny D - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment

DKTOS, Peter, but so many good lines, like:

Roddenberrylicious
That´s what Yeoman Randy was
Now they´ve messed up the continuum
Flows like Data run in Q-DOS

K1chyd - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanx Johnny. The word roddenberrylicious was once posted as a comment to one of my songs (Raspberry Batleth) by someone with the alias Rage. I´ve finally managed to use it in a parody. :-)

Paul Robinson - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Know 1 - looks like we are trading "DKTOS" parodies, but I concur with your sentiments here, of course. I have one other on the same theme, perhaps you have not seen it before and might know the Red Hot Chili Peppers Song, "This Is The Place" that I used for it: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/redhotchilipeppers36.shtml - If not, I still think it's a pretty good read...

Know 1 can hear you dream - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Paul: I'll head over there now.

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Song Parodies -> Star Trek: Past and Present

"Perry Mason"

Ozzy Osbourne

"Star Trek: Past and Present"

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

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