-> "My Goodness! A Shark In The Ocean!"
Original Song Title:
"My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"
Parody Song Title:
"My Goodness! A Shark In The Ocean!"
The Lyrics
My Goodness! A shark in the ocean
My Goodness! A shark in the sea
My Goodness! A shark in the ocean
Goddammit! That shark's after me!
Jaws' back! Jaws' back!
Please bring back my hind leg to me, to me
Jaws' back! Jaws' back!
Please bring back my hind leg to me
Despite that I rode on a billow
Despite that I rode on a wave
Despite that I rode on a billow
I surfed 'cos I just couldn't waive
Jaws' back! Jaws' back!
Please bring back my left leg to me, to me
Jaws' back! Jaws' back!
Please bring back my left leg to me
In Florida they have them gators
Piranhas they prey in a horde
Brazil Anacondas eat freighters
But why's there a shark in my fjord?
Jaws' wack! Jaws' wack!
Please bring back patellas to me, to me
Jaws' wack! Jaws' wack!
Please bring back patellas to me
Us humans have emptied the ocean
Us humans have emptied the sea
Us humans have emptied the ocean
And now this starved shark's after me
I'm snack! Jaws' snack!
Please bring back my femurs to me, to me
I'm plaque! Jaws' plaque!
Please bring back my femurs to me
Since Jonah was lost in the ocean
Since Jonah was lost in a whale
Since Jonah was lost in the ocean
We've been building up to this gale
Puke back! Puke back!
Please puke back my balls and my schlong to me
Puke back! Puke back!
Please puke back my balls and my dong!
(Fade out)
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