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Song Parodies -> "Two Presidents Ogling Behind"

Original Song Title:

"Arrested For Driving While Blind"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Two Presidents Ogling Behind"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

The video (that you can google) tells another story altogheter but who cares, f*ck that, I'm basing this parody about presidents Obama and Sarkozy on what can be seen in this gone worldwide now tabloid picture:

A YouTube version of a cover of the original song can be found here:
One's a liberal and one's to the right
Guess the both of them thought G8 was trite
Don't blame president Sarkozy he eyed
'Cos Obama was too by his side
Or were the readers screwed when tabloids did find
That both presidents were ogling behind

At those summits there's just Merkel to do
Splash a vodka with Medvedev - or two
An' Gordon Brown he doesn't have no appeal
So I guess they thought of copping a feel
I would say the press was out of their minds
When both those presidents were ogling behind

Now supporters say that's not it at all
Hey it's only that the G8's no ball
But the prez-press peace may have been harmed
From this Weapons o' Ass Distraction alarm
How could paparazzis be so unkind
To go public when they're ogling behind
© Peter Andersson.

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McKludge - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Is that an actual picture, or was the woman added in later? She seems rather inappropriately dressed for the occasion, but hey, maybe the G8 is one wild party.
LittleCUPcakes - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
^ Lord McLewd, I should expect that you, Sir , would indeed desecrate the image of the ~G8 Summit~ (a la Sinatra's Ocean's Eleven) meetings! ! I gather they are not so (G)reat in your eyes, Mr McRude .
McKludge - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey, I didn't dress the woman, nor did I take the picture.
UnKnownVO - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Ah yes, Sir, but you want the Boogie . . .
MrMacphisto - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny picture... funny song... 5-5-5
TJC - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Ditto MrMacphisto!
Abbott Skelding - August 10, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM: Excellent job! Never heard the original song before, but nice job! "Weapons o' Ass Distraction"...lmao!! 555
DJ Blaze - August 10, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM: Just saw that pic, and that is easily, as Abbott said, "Weapons of @$$ Destruction"!!! 555
Mark Scotti - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM - "Every Picture Tells A Story Don't it?" LOL
Guy - August 15, 2009 - Report this comment

Peter - They best watch that "Ogling Behind" lest they go blind. Loved the "Ass Distraction alarm" - Now I know why you Swede's have that rep. =;-) Just kidding - My wife's maternal grandparents were from Sweeden.
Guy - August 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Whoops - I meant to spell it as Sweden. Sorry.
Matthias - August 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Make it 3, I'm sure Bill Clinton would have been there if it knew about it.
Leo Keough - August 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I remember seeing that picture and this was a very funny take on the event!...Great job!!!...555!!!
bobpiecheese - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hey, a guy's got the right to look at a nice ass, right? It's just unfortunate that the Prez and whoever that other guys is chose kinda the wrong time to take a squiz. Whatever. 555!
Below Average Dave - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Uh. . .I guess this was big news, your links helped though. It was well written, a little short both in length and killer lines, but there was this one line : "Weapons o' @$$ Distraction". . .that was funny. . .
Phil Alexander - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Thought I'd commented on this first time around.. though after seeing the video replay of the event, the picture now seems like a huge misrepresentation of what actually happened. Like Dave, I loved the "weapons of ass distraction" line, but the thought of "doing" Merkel left a bit of a bad image in the mind. Well spotted on the two presidents bit, too.
Medemia - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Well played. I love the idea of taking a moment completely out of context for humor's sake. I'm sure I have plenty of these moments in my life :) Probably 555 of them.

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