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Song Parodies -> "Grope You"

Original Song Title:

"Rock You"

Original Performer:

Helix

Parody Song Title:

"Grope You"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

The fine people at the American TSA (Transportation Security Administration) Airport Security Gropestapo Division feel that they are getting an unfair rep as bungling junk fondlers. They've now hired me from a neutral country to write a song displaying their side of things, don't ask me why, who am I to look a gift horse in the ass, just grab your waterboarding pass and your stuff and follow me into the area of enhanced incompetent interrogation where the Snatch Squad Choir is in hands-on rehearsing.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_oBjinZQ7k
Gimme a G (Geee…)
R (Arrr…)
O (Ohhh…)
P (Peee…)
What you got? (Grop?)
We better start anew… (Right, bro!)

Gimme a G (Geee…)
R (Arrr…)
O (Ohhh…)
P (Ihhh...)
Good enough! (Grope!)
And what we gonna do? (Grope you!)

Hand over pistols
Let us have your guns
Assume position
Let us have some fun

Done for safety
So don't you disapprove
If the hand's cold
You'll feel the ring if it's removed

Grope you (Grope you)
Grope you (Grope you)

There's the screening
Queue's too long
Let us pat you lewd, let us
Cop your dong

All's for safety
We need to make you blue
Here we uphold
A discipline too pride a zoo

Grope you (Grope you)
Grope you (Grope you)
Grope you (Grope you)
Grope you (Grope you)

Gimme an M (Emmm…)
O (Ohhh…)
R (Arrr…)
E (Ehhh…)
What you got? (More!)
And what we gonna do? (Grope more!)

Gimme an F (Efff…)
Ree (Say…)
Ree (What…)
B (Beee…)
All at once! (Free…?)
And hotties are to us? (Freebies! Go!)

Grope through!

More-on safety:
Just let us pat you through
You have been told
That no good is your ass up to

Grope you (Grope you)
Grope you (Mind you!)
Grope you (Grope you)
Grope you (Mind you!)

Grope you (Grope you)
We will grope you (Mind you!)
Grope you (Grope you)
And you…
© Peter Andersson. (Not to diminish your flying customer concerns but as far as minimum wage jobs for yobs goes I think the TSA is starting to look like an interesting career choice - what's the closest airport to Vivid Video HQ?)

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Below Average Dave - November 28, 2010 - Report this comment
"Groping" "imaging" aside, its still cheaper to drive. . .and to be charged for luggage and, well, anything else they can tack on is just ridiculous. . .its like companies charging "processing" or "convenience" fees for accepting cards online. . .when the processing is done by their already built website, and the convenience applies to them as much as it does the customer. . .555

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