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Song Parodies -> "Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!"

Original Song Title:

"I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

It doesn't happen to me that often, but some parodies seems to almost write themselves, this one spawned during the writing of "Ado, ado, ado, ado, ado" and then it just took off from there.
Coughing and sneezing
In a sweat, but I'm freezing
It's the flu
Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!

I watch the ceiling
From my bed, I'm ill feeling
It's the flu
Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!

Oh, I have a fever, oh, my aching head
And I just blew it, the nose that is red

Snot comes down now, I'll face it,
wipe it off, the whole trace, it
is the flu
Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!

Oh, doctor Feelgood, between you and me
Dose me a favour, I can't "wait and see"

Oh, come on now, just shoot me
and restore, the old cute me
Shoo the flu
Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!

De-ignite and delight me
So I'll be the old white meat,
reddish duuude
Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!

Is that your 5 pence?
"I don't have the insurance!"
'gainst the flu
Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! - Adieu!
© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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DKTOS? - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
There's currently a compressed version available via a link on the following page:
Ingeborg S. Nordén - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody was just as good as the other "I Do..." one you wrote recently...nothing like turning a sappy love song into a description of everyday frustration. 5-5-5.
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
You mean the one with practically the same URL, just 94 instead of 95, don't you (hint, hint). :-)

Personally I hold that one to be a few tads better, or considering the subject of it maybe I should say a few tads worse. :-)
Erica lin sAdad - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I like sneezing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Larry G - October 06, 2010 - Report this comment

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