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Song Parodies -> "Patient of Phlox"

Original Song Title:

"Man in the box"

Original Performer:

Alice in Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Patient of Phlox"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Believe it or not but this is my first parody about Star Trek in 2005 and the first one about Dr Phlox since
I'm a patient of Phlox
Purged with Tribble spit
Will he come and fist me?
Fist me

Flies the size, Klingon jungle cats
Redshirt geist, escape from Sickbay
I will try, my genes been pasted
Free me now, can't you beam me out!

Captain's dog bit my bone
Chef's menu's no hit
Will he come and burp me?
Burp me

Warts the size, Vulcan snotty brats
Now I'm iced, on hold in Sickbay
I must flee, my nose's replaced an'
Free me now, can't you beam me out!

Fleas the size, Kazon flight deck rats
Redshirt tryst, we live in Sickbay
I must flee, here I'm lambasted
Free me now, can't you beam me out!
© Peter Andersson.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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 5   2

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Red Ant - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
455, a bit anal on my part but had to dock you a point on pacing for not doing the opening and closing bits. Something along the lines of perhaps " oh man I'm covered in Tribble spit " would have gotten the job done. Good job though. :)
Johnny D - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm a sucker for Star Trek parodies. SLUUURRRPPPP.
Michael Pacholek - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but Phlox is definitely the best character on that show, and you have him down cold. Of course, if you get hurt out in space, he may have you down cold (in stasis)... I know, I know, "Get a life..."

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