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Song Parodies -> "FILF"

Original Song Title:

"Help"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"FILF"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Credit to where credit's due: Central pun inspired by similar HILF joke on the fly by in an episod of "My name is Earl" and original song choise inspired by the a few years old parody "MILF" by fellow author Red Ant.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXh4EuJa2TU
Filth!
But where's the udders?
Filth!
Guess I made a sod err!
Filth!
It's worse than sodom-com!
Filth!

Well I typed sloppy when I surfed the other day
I never knew that type of site existed anyway
And when the page came on, in shock I hit the floor
And then I crawled up to the wall and ripped the power cord

MILFonline dot com, I typed it wrong
And I hit a site where I sure don't belong
FILFonline dot com it came along
And it did freeze, freeze all me

I've seen some stuff deranged throughout my online days
But what that site displayed should surely be displaced
Now I've got online angst, I fear that there's no cure
I think that I will never trust the internet no more

MILFonline dot com or 18 teens
Was the site I planned to visit without jeans
FILFonline dot com buggered my screen
And it had no birds and bees

I may be kinky, even yucky, but not gay
I never wanted any bloke to help me out that way
I pray no pics were cached through my PC's back door
And I have found I have no urge for porn surfing no more

MILFonline dot com it has some pics
Of the kind that will appease old fashioned dicks
FILFonline dot com's a dirty trick
And it's just sleaze, sleaze to me
To me!
To me!

© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 13

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alyssa - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
haha. Now I'm curious to know exactly what you saw on these sites... but I'm not brave enough to find out.
alvin - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
fun concept....dug it
TJC - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
FILF'y funny.... Help yer'self to some fives!
MasonR - January 09, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM: Uhh, what's a FILF? (I have a feeling I don't want to find out...)
Agrimorfee - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I liked how the singer here is oh-so offended by the naughty stuff he found while he was seeking equally-or-beyond-equally naughty material to begin with! A little clunky with the opening stanza IMHO, but a good parody.
Max Power - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
GILF are even rare, exists in 40 year old virgin. Disturbingly funny.
Matthias - January 13, 2009 - Report this comment
So is FILF like MILF, but instead of Mothers it's Fathers? Well, I guess to each ones own. I personally am in the same boat with you on my opinion of aformentioned website, but I'm sure there's some people out there who wouldn't have a problem with that. What's more disturbing is that you were looking for utters....
Chris Bodily TM - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The pacing was a little sketchy in places, but overall this parody was hilarious. I love parodies in which this kind of subject matter is spoofed. Thanks for the warning, not that I search for this kind of stuff anyhow. 455
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - January 17, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) What? There's no FILFonline.com, the only Google hit is this page! ...uh, I mean, I didn't go ahead and... heh, look, funny parody, okay?!
Chris Bodily TM - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Putting the final touches on my voting (I hope), and came to give this one a second read. Still very funny, clever lyrics, alternate choruses. Fun stuff.
McKludge - January 27, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM - Does the first "F" stand for "father" or "fatty?" I've (sadly) heard both used. Either way, this was pretty funny.
bobpiecheese - January 30, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) That'd be a nasty shock. My bet says you'll keep a bucket of Brain Bleach on stand-by next time! 555!
Stuart McArthur - January 30, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) ha! some really LOL lines in here Peter (eg. "Was the site I planned to visit without jeans" and "I never wanted any bloke to help me out that way") - and I loved the idea too - 555
Jeff Reuben - January 30, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very funny idea and some pretty funny puns in here as well. I liked the song and went well with the OS.
Below Average Dave - January 31, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The first chorus got me cracking up, the ending however kinda let up on the initial charm. I think the idea is fantastic, especially while everyone is so obsessed with the word MILF. . .but I don't see why FILF is any 'sleazier' than MILF, and 'even yucky' right before declaring "not gay' kinda indicates the "gay=yucky", perhaps instead of yucky a word like "even playful", or "I try new stuff". . .I know you are more open minded than the parody let off, and maybe I'm too cautious with my writing style on choice wording, but still great idea dude.
Peter Andersson - February 01, 2009 - Report this comment
TJC: As you've figured out it's a pronounciation pun as well…

Mason: If M is for Mother then F is for… you'll figure it out…

Agrimorfee: Your first sentence proves that you've nailed my intent, or one of them, seeing incoherent feelings about what one/people is offended about is an endless supply of parody fodder.

Max: Now you have me wondering - GILF?

Matthias: Utters? No, those are on UILFonline.com.

Luke: Sure, sure…

Dave: Thanks for bringing that up, giving me a reason to comment on it. Yes, I'm more open minded than the parody let off, and believe me when I say that those two words were the ones I pondered the longest, for exact the same reason you mention. The parody is written in first person perspective, that always means that there's a risk someone reading it won't be able to tell the difference between writer's self and the parody's narrator's self, so maybe I should have added a top or bottom comment about that in this case. Anyway, after all that pondering I decided that the opening couplet "fell down to the floor/ripped the power cord" was already a strong giveaway about the parody narrator's close minded opinions, and for reasons nailed perfectly by Agrimorfee in his comment the narrator has no moral high ground to loose anyway.

Everyone Else: Thanks for commenting! :-)

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