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Song Parodies -> "Medieval Dungeon"

Original Song Title:

"Feels Like Summer"

Original Performer:

Childish Gambino

Parody Song Title:

"Medieval Dungeon"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This one's for the current round of ONE WEEK NOTICE challenge, this time again hosted by Matthias. O.W.N. is not a serial thing, anyone can join at any time, any week, without obligations to continue to do so. Why don't you join the next round? Details are to be found under "Amiright Events" on the front page).

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We get swill when time to eat
Once a year a treat like beets
I'm in a dungeon
We're in a dungeon
Medieval dungeon

We can only dream of sheets
In our ice cold cellar suites
Here in the dungeon
Stuck in the dungeon
We're in a dungeon
An effing dungeon

Told the Pope the Earth is moving 'round the sun
Guess the bastard weren't content to have me just banned
I'm damned

Mice floats our latrine now 'til they're liquefied
Half the clientele here contemplates a dive
Take five

It blows
I've got cavities and pain
And a literal ball and chain
And every year's the same
(Things remain the same)

It's so cold and there's no seat
I've got gangrene on my feet
I'm in a dungeon
(He's in a dungeon)
We're in a dungeon
(He's in a dungeon)
Medieval dungeon

Every year there's no-one coming through the door
Giving me a pardon, just the guards with encore
One more

And we've killer fleas with the bubonic plague
Boils with pus so festering your mum would forsake
The pound

It blows
And we get beat up and maimed
By those Inquisition thugs we're shamed
To them all's just a game

They blow
The only thing to change
I think I'm getting more deranged
Now I can't tell my age

That blows
And my gums gotten inflamed
But I still whistle here the same
It's my lame claim to fame

© Peter Andersson.

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Matthias - August 24, 2018 - Report this comment
Some great imagery on display here. Timely too with the new release of “Disenchantment” on Netflix coming out last week. The liquified mice is an image I wish I could remove from my head
Agrimorfee - August 24, 2018 - Report this comment
Pretty damned good display of the damned. Glad you didn't use Mel Brooks's line about you can't "Torquemada anything." "And a literal ball and chain" could have opened the door to a line about the metaphorical one joining in the fun !

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