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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"(I'm Gonna) Split This Room in Half," Uncle KrackerAre you King Kong?BulldozerBegins
"(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear," Elvis PresleyHow can she turn him into a stuffed animal?Paul G
"(Love Is) Thicker Than Water," Andy GibbLove's viscosity is immeasurableFussBudget
"1000 Oceans," Tori AmosNot on Earth alone, anywayRegina Olsen
"12 Days of Christmas," TraditionalUh, one day buddy whether you like it or notPinmonnkeyJunkie
"18 Til I Die," Bryan AdamsDo you need a suicide hotline?Pu Ping
"1983...(a Merman I Should Turn To Be)," Jimi HendrixA worm meal he really turned to be. C. Thompson
"29 Fingers," The Konks weird kid106
"4 Words (To Choke Upon)," Bullet For My ValentineYou can't choke on words.Franka
"409 in Your Coffeemaker," Green DayDoes that even make sense?Lizzie
"40oz To Freedom," SublimeUnless u are 40oz away from being fat or skinnyCDD
"50 Foot Queenie," P.J. HarveyI've never seen a queen that tall.britrock
"6th Avenue Heartache," WallflowersPaved roads don't have hearts to ache.Peter
"7 Minutes in Heaven," Fall Out BoyOnce you're up there, you don't come back down.Lizzie
"800-pound Jesus," Sawyer BrownI'ce heard that God and His son are big, but...Mr. Sally
"99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall," TraditionalThey need some means of support, else they'll fallJeffrey Hope

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