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Song Names -> Literally Impossible Song Titles -> misc

Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with misc

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"'Til My Heart Beats Down Your Door," Europe	Hearts can't beat down doors.	Yvette Bristle
"(All Of A Sudden) My Heart Sings," Mel Carter	Hearts don't sing.	Yvette Bristle
"(He's) Raining In My Sunshine," Jay & The Americans	People don't rain. Clouds do.	Candy Welty
"(I'm Always Hearing) Wedding Bells," Eddie Fisher	Even when you're asleep?	Yvette Bristle
"(I'm Gonna) Split This Room in Half," Uncle Kracker	Are you King Kong?	BulldozerBegins
"(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear," Elvis Presley	How can she turn him into a stuffed animal?	Paul G
"(Love Is) Thicker Than Water," Andy Gibb	Love doesn't have a thickness.	Yvette Bristle
"(Love Is) Thicker Than Water," Andy Gibb	Love's viscosity is immeasurable	FussBudget
"(She's Got The) Blues For Sale," Jimmie Vaughan	The blues are an emotion and can't be sold.	Yvette Bristle
"(Thank God I Died In) The Car Crash," The Frogs	If you've died, you can't sing or say anything.	Yvette Bristle
"(You've Got Me) Dangling On A String," Chairmen Of The Board	A person's weight would snap a string.	Yvette Bristle
"10 Miles From Nowhere," Five For Fighting	No such location.	Karen Smith
"100% Pure Love," Crystal Waters	And how does this get tested?	Peter
"1000 Oceans," Tori Amos	Not on Earth alone, anyway	Regina Olsen
"101 Percent Correct," Bloodshedrise	Nothing can be more than 100 percent correct.	Yvette Bristle
"12 days of Christmas," Traditional	It DOES last 12 days: xmas Day thru Epiphany (1/6)	Four Your Information
"The 13th Month Of The Year," Larry Edwards	A year has only 12 months.	Yvette Bristle
"15 Going On 20," 5 X 5	15-year-olds go on 16 -- not 20.	Yvette Bristle
"17 Again," Eurythmics	People are only 17 once.	Peter
"18 Til I Die," Bryan Adams	Do you need a suicide hotline?	Pu Ping
"1983...(a Merman I Should Turn To Be)," Jimi Hendrix	A worm meal he really turned to be.	C. Thompson
"2+2 = 5," Radiohead	Wrong! 2+2 = 4 (Duh!)	The Quirkfetch Kid
"The 2,000 Pound Bee," The Ventures	A bee weighs less than a pound.	Yvette Bristle
"21st Century (Digital Boy)," Bad Religion	People can't be digital	Evan
"25 Hours A Day," Myra	A day has only 24 hours. Except when DST ends.	Yvette Bristle
"26-Hour Day," Jay Brannan	No day lasts that long.	Yvette Bristle
"The 32nd Of May," Trini Lopez	May has only 31 days.	Yvette Bristle
"4 Words (To Choke Upon)," Bullet For My Valentine	You can't choke on words.	Franka
"4-3=0," George Strait	How did you pass math class?	Dylan Arthur
"409 in Your Coffeemaker," Green Day	Does that even make sense?	Lizzie
"40oz To Freedom," Sublime	Unless u are 40oz away from being fat or skinny	CDD
"50 Foot Queenie," P.J. Harvey	I've never seen a queen that tall.	Joe Schmoe
"6th Avenue Heartache," The Wallflowers	Paved roads don't have hearts to ache.	Peter
"7 Minutes in Heaven," Fall Out Boy	Once you're up there, you don't come back down.	Lizzie
"800-pound Jesus," Sawyer Brown	I'ce heard that God and His son are big, but...	Mr. Sally
"99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall," Traditional	The wall can't hold them. Ever heard of gravity?	Rich
"99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall," Traditional	They need some means of support, else they'll fall	Jeffrey Hope

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