Names -> Literally Impossible Song Titles -> misc
Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "(I'm Gonna) Split This Room in Half," Uncle Kracker | Are you King Kong? | BulldozerBegins |
| "(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear," Elvis Presley | How can she turn him into a stuffed animal? | Paul G |
| "(Love Is) Thicker Than Water," Andy Gibb | Love's viscosity is immeasurable | FussBudget |
| "1000 Oceans," Tori Amos | Not on Earth alone, anyway | Regina Olsen |
| "12 Days of Christmas," Traditional | Uh, one day buddy whether you like it or not | PinmonnkeyJunkie |
| "18 Til I Die," Bryan Adams | Do you need a suicide hotline? | Pu Ping |
| "1983...(a Merman I Should Turn To Be)," Jimi Hendrix | A worm meal he really turned to be. | C. Thompson |
| "29 Fingers," The Konks | weird kid106 | |
| "4 Words (To Choke Upon)," Bullet For My Valentine | You can't choke on words. | Franka |
| "409 in Your Coffeemaker," Green Day | Does that even make sense? | Lizzie |
| "40oz To Freedom," Sublime | Unless u are 40oz away from being fat or skinny | CDD |
| "50 Foot Queenie," P.J. Harvey | I've never seen a queen that tall. | britrock |
| "6th Avenue Heartache," Wallflowers | Paved roads don't have hearts to ache. | Peter |
| "7 Minutes in Heaven," Fall Out Boy | Once you're up there, you don't come back down. | Lizzie |
| "800-pound Jesus," Sawyer Brown | I'ce heard that God and His son are big, but... | Mr. Sally |
| "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall," Traditional | They need some means of support, else they'll fall | Jeffrey Hope |
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