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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Sad Statue," System Of A DownStatues cannot be sad for they are emotionless Anonymous
"Sadly Sings Destiny," Blind GuardianDestiny is an idea; it can't singAmelia
"Sail To The Moon," RadioheadYou can't sail to the moon, duh!Sean
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town," TraditionalThere Ain't No Santa Claus.Melanie Bianca Green
"Satan Is a Lawyer," Gojira weird kid106
"Satan Is My Motor," Cake Unleaded, diesel, or human souls?Matt
"Saved By Zero," The FixxHow?FussBudget
"Scars of the Old Stream," Anathema weird kid106
"A Screaming Breath," Anacrusis weird kid106
"Sea Lion Woman," FeistMeh?? Would like to see her!Sean
"Searching for the Truth," Balance of Power weird kid106
"Seasons In The Sun," Terry JacksThere are no seasons in or on the sun.Peter
"Seasons Of Love," RENTCan seasons REALLY love?Brian
"Second Nature," Dan HartmanThere's only one natureMads
"Secrets Of Love," DJ Bobo feat. SandraLove has no secrets!Mads
"See Right Through Me," MobilePeople aren't transparent. Only ghosts are.Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)
"Seize The Day," Avenged SevenfoldYou can't physically hold the day in your hands.Felicia
"Seven Day Weekend," Gary U.S. Bonds Samantha Wayland
"Seven Days to Nevermore," Balance of Power weird kid106
"Sex Bomb," Tom JonesHow can you have sex with a bomb?Mads
"Shadow of Death," Believer weird kid106
"Shake Hands With Beef," Primus Beef doesn't have hands Ninja Warrior
"Shake The Sugar Tree," Pam TillisThere is no such treeLucinda Blair
"Shake Your Love," Debbie GibsonCan you really shake love?Franz Chong
"She Blinded Me With Science," Thomas DolbyYou just can't be blinded by science.Eac Zeffron
"She Lives In My Lap," OutkastIf she did, your leg would look weird!Paul Warren
"She Painted Fire Across the Skyline," Agalloch weird kid106
"She Shot A Hole In My Soul," Huey Lewis And The NewsA soul is not a physical entity and can't be shotHeather Brockwell
"She's Electric," OasisThen what is she? Pikachu?Alan the Ottoman
"She's Like Heroin," System Of A DownShe can be injected into a vein?agent nerve
"She's The Blade," SugarcultA person can't be a bladeFranka
"Shepherd Moons," EnyaHow can a moon belong to a shepherd?Natasha Kershaw
"Shine On You Crazy Diamond," Pink FloydThere is such thing as a crazy diamond?ICP4EVER
"Shiny Happy People," R.E.M.People don't shine...usually.Sean
"Shrink the World," YellowCardRiiiight. Can't be done. Nope.Bryan Pardue
"Silent Talking," Corey HartThis is an oxymoronTrina Lufkin
"Silicon World," Eiffel 65There's no world made of siliconMads
"Silver Inches," EnyaWhat do THOSE look like? And how big are they?Diddims
"Sing Me Back Home," Merle HaggardThe death penalty isn't that easy to escape fromMichael E Cormier
"Sing Me Back Home," Merle HaggardSinging is not a means of transportationRachel Stedman
"Sing Me Out The Window," múmHow do you sing someone out of a window?Sean
"The Sky is Crying," Eric ClaptonYeah, that's called rain.Evan
"The Sky is Falling," Aidenthe sky can't fall!Lizzie
"Sleep Now in the Fire," Rage Against the MachineOWCH!!!Ned Riley
"Smells Like Funk," Black Eyed PeasHow can something smell like funk!Stephanie
"Smells Like Nirvana," Weird Al YankovicI always wanted to know if Nirvana smelled good...miiko
"Smells Like Teen Spirit," NirvanaYou can't smell spirit CDD
"Smells Like Teen Spirit," NirvanaWhat does that smell like, gym socks and perfume?Jess Koopa
"Smiley Skeleton," PierrotBones aren't incredibly expressive.Kitase
"Snoopy vs The Red Baron," The Royal Guardsmen FussBudget
"Snoopy vs. the Red Baron," Royal GuardsmenVon Richthofen died long before Snoopy came aroundJeffrey Hope
"Soak Up The Sun," Sheryl CrowThat would take one big honkin' mop!Offender
"Someday I'll be Saturday Night," Bon JoviOh really...Is Friday still available?Ricky
"Someday I'll Be Saturday Night," Bon JoviActually, with a name change...Mayanas
"The Song Remembers When," Trisha YearwoodSongs have no memory.Julia Farda
"Song with a Mission," The Sounds weird kid106
"The Soul Of My Suit," Marc Bolan and T. RexAs opposed to, say, a living bra?Pickle*
"Soul Return," Alchemist weird kid106
"Soul Singing," Black CrowesDoes a soul have a mouth to sing?Peter
"Soul Survivor," Young Jeezy/AkonHow is a soul a survivor?Corey Acklen
"Sounds Of Silence," Simon and GarfunkelIt's either a sound or it's silenceBob Sponaugle
"Space Trucking," Deep PurpleYo, how could there be trucks in space?Anonymous Bob
"Speed of Life," Alchemist weird kid106
"Spice Up Your Life," Spice GirlsLife cannot be made spicyDiddims
"Spirit Sleeps Inside ," La arc en' ciel I have no spirits sleepng inside me... Christian Spindler
"Spirits In The Material World," The PoliceSpirits aren't able to interact like that.Larcen Tyler
"Spit You Out," Bullet For My ValentineCan't have a person in your mouth to begin withFranka
"Sprouts of Time," Angra weird kid106
"St. Anger," MetallicaNo such (known) saint existed...The Rev.A Palgut
"Stairway To Heaven," Led Zeppelin... tell me when you get therehippiedude5000
"Stairway To Heaven," Led Zeppelin Heather Brockwell
"Stairway to the Stars," Blue Oyster Cultlotsa freakin stairsdinkerbell
"Standing At the Edge of the Earth," Blessid Union Of SoulsThe earth is round, therefore it has no edge.Jeffrey Hope
"Standing In The Shadows Of Love," Four TopsAs an emotion, love doesn't really cast any shadowPeter
"Stars Fell On Stockton," Shadows(Think about it!)FussBudget
"Stars Fell On Stockton," ShadowsThat must hurt. A lot.Katelyn
"Stone Woman," Amorphis weird kid106
"Stop the World (And Let Me Off)," Patsy ClineWhere would you go?Carolee
"Storm in a Teacup," MilburnBloody big teacupWillz
"Strength Beyond Strength," Panteralast time i checked, YOU CANT DO THIS!!i rock so much
"Stuck In Paradise," The Sweet MarieHow would you know if you were stuck there?Peter
"Stuck On You," Lionel RichieOnly time this happens is w/ conjoined twins.Peter
"The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine (Anymore)," The Walker Bros.The sun HAS to shine.Micky
"The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore," The Walker BrothersIt'll be dark, and everything will die!crazydon
"Sun In My Hand," Scorpionsonly in your dreamsMSG
"Sun In My Mouth," BjorkShe wants us thinking her mouth's that big?!?Naomi Swanson
"The Sun In The Stream," EnyaUnless you're talking about a reflection...Diddims
"Sun of Nothing," Between the Buried and Me weird kid106
"Surfin' Bird," The TrashmenBirds don't ride surfboardsMarcia Zarwetten-Grassi
"Suzy Snowflake," Rosemary ClooneySnowflakes don't have names.Jamie Burke
"Sweet Escape," Gwen StefaniWhen you taste one, let me know!Peter Lau
"Sweet Leaf," Black SabbathHow would you know how a leaf would taste! EW!!!!!Anonymous Bob
"Swing Life Away," Rise AgainstIf only it was that easy.Lizzie
"Swinging On A Star," Bing CrosbyAnd who would do the pushing?oldtimer
"Sympathetic Noose," Black Rebel Motorcycle ClubSo...the noose feels bad that it's hanging you?Mike

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