Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "Sad Cafe," Eagles | A cafe is incapable of possessing emotions. | Cassandra |
| "Sad Guitar," Buffalo Daughter | Musical instruments don't have emotions. | Candy Welty |
| "Sad Hearts," The Four Tops | Hearts don't have emotions. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sad Little Moon," The Magnetic Fields | The Moon has no emotions. | Kara Oke |
| "Sad Songs (Say So Much)," Elton John | A song can't speak! | Flubber |
| "Sad Statue," System Of A Down | Statues cannot be sad for they are emotionless | Guest |
| "The Sad Sun," Deer Tick | The Sun has no emotions. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sad Sunset," The Spiders | Sunsets have no emotions. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sad Tomorrows," Trini Lopez | Days don't have emotions. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sad, Sad Sunshine," Hard Times | Sunshine is incapable of emotion. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sadly Sings Destiny," Blind Guardian | Destiny is an idea; it can't sing | Amelia |
| "The Sadness Will Never End," Bring Me The Horizon | It will end sooner or later. (Band name also L.I.) | Yvette Bristle |
| "Safe In The Arms Of Love," Martina McBride | Love doesn't have arms. | Karen Smith |
| "Sail To The Moon," Radiohead | You can't sail to the moon, duh! | Sean |
| "A Salty Dog," Procol Harum | A salty dog is a pretty much dead one | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town," J. Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie | There Ain't No Santa Claus. | Melanie Bianca Green |
| "Satan Is My Motor," Cake | Unleaded, diesel, or human souls? | Matt |
| "Satellite Of Love," Lou Reed | Love is an emotion and is not a satellite. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Saturday Night Didn't Happen," Reparata & The Delrons | Oh yes it did! | Yvette Bristle |
| "Saturday Night Forever," Pet Shop Boys | Saturday night ends when Sunday morning begins. | Yvette Bristle |
| "A Saucerful Of Secrets," Pink Floyd | Saucers don't contain secrets. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Save Tonight," Eagle Eye Cherry | Why? The night doesn't need to be saved. | Peter |
| "Saved By Zero," The Fixx | Numbers can't save you. | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "Say You're Mine Porcupine," Billy Strange | Porcupines can't talk. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Scars of the Old Stream," Anathema | weird kid106 | |
| "The Screaming Cream," The Human Kind | Cream can't scream. | Candy Welty |
| "Sea Lion Woman," Feist | Meh?? Would like to see her! | Sean |
| "Sea Of Flames," Iron Angel | Water isn't flammable. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sea Of Love ," Phil Phillips | love is an emotion, so you can't have a sea of it | Rich |
| "Sealed With A Kiss," Brian Hyland | Kissing is not a good way to seal something. | Peter |
| "Searching for the Truth," Balance of Power | weird kid106 | |
| "Seas of Cheese," Primus | I didn't know the seas are made of cheese | Chazm |
| "Seasons In The Sun," Terry Jacks | There are no seasons in or on the sun. | Peter |
| "Seasons Of Love," Cast of 'Rent' | Can seasons REALLY love? | Brian |
| "Seasons Of My Heart," Willie Nelson | Hearts don't contain seasons. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Seasons Of The Heart," John Denver | Hearts don't have seasons. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Second Nature," Dan Hartman | There's only one nature | Mads |
| "Secrets Of Love," DJ Bobo feat. Sandra | Love has no secrets! | Mads |
| "See Right Through Me," Mobile | People aren't transparent. Only ghosts are. | Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) |
| "Seize The Day," Avenged Sevenfold | You can't physically hold the day in your hands. | Felicia |
| "Selling England by the Pound," Genesis | England is a country, not merchandise | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Send Me An Angel," Real Life | Will that be Fed-Ex or UPS? | Nigel Shave Cream |
| "Send Me The Moon," Sara Bareilles | The Moon cannot be sent. | Alyssa Jayne |
| "Set Adrift On Memory Bliss," P.M. Dawn | I've never heard of a body of water called that. | Peter |
| "Set Fire To The Rain," Adele | Ever tried to light a fire in rain? | Peter |
| "Set Fire To The Rain," Adele | Water is not flammable. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Seven Cities Of Gold," Rush | There are no cities made of gold. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Seven Day Weekend," Gary U.S. Bonds | Weekends cannot possibly be that long. | Samantha Wayland |
| "Seven Days In One," Cindy Owens | Seven days can't fit into one day. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Seven Days to Nevermore," Balance of Power | weird kid106 | |
| "Seven Seas of Rhye," Queen | Rhye is a fantasy world, not real life object | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Seventeen Forever," Metro Station | What are you, a vampire? You can't be 17 forever! | Rosa C. |
| "Seventeen Forever," Metro Station | You'll turn eighteen if you live long enough. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Sex Bomb," Tom Jones | How can you have sex with a bomb? | Mads |
| "Sex on Fire," Kings of Leon | It's impossible because you would be getting burnt | Dongquan |
| "Sex On Wheels," My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult | Sex isn't a vehicle; thus no wheels. | Rock Maninoff |
| "Shades Of Truth," Bad Religion | Truth is not a color, therefore can have no shades | Evan |
| "Shadow of Death," Believer | weird kid106 | |
| "Shadows Of Love," Bobby Chandler | Love doesn't cast shadows. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Shake Hands With Beef," Primus | Beef doesn't have hands | Ninja Warrior |
| "Shake The Disease," Depeche Mode | And where would you shake it to, other people? | Peter |
| "Shake The Sugar Tree," Pam Tillis | There is no such tree | Lucinda Blair |
| "Shake Your Love," Debbie Gibson | Can you really shake love? | Franz Chong |
| "Shaking The Dreams From A Bedspread," John Rapson | Dreams can't be shaken from bedspreads. | Yvette Bristle |
| "The Shame Just Drained," The Easybeats | Shame is not an entity that can drain. | Sheila Koffel |
| "Shame On The Moon," Bob Seger | The Moon is incapable of feeling shame. | Peter |
| "Shattering The Skies Above," Trivium | The skies aren't made of glass. | Chazm |
| "She Blinded Me With Science," Thomas Dolby | You just can't be blinded by science. | Eac Zeffron |
| "She Is Always Seventeen," Harry Chapin | You're only 17 years of age for one year. | Yvette Bristle |
| "She Is The Sunlight," Trading Yesterday | People aren't sunlight. | Yvette Bristle |
| "She Lives In My Lap," Outkast | If she did, your leg would look weird! | Paul Warren |
| "She Shot A Hole In My Soul," Huey Lewis And The News | A soul is not a physical entity and can't be shot | Heather Brockwell |
| "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy," Kenny Chesney | A tractor can't be sexy! | Christy McDaniel |
| "She Wandered Through the Garden Fence," Procol Harum | Not without a chainsaw | Susanna Viljanen |
| "She's A Dime," B. Smooth | Nobody is a coin. | Heather Brockwell |
| "She's A Rainbow," The Rolling Stones | No woman is a rainbow. | Red Ruffcorn |
| "She's Electric," Oasis | Then what is she? Pikachu? | Alan the Ottoman |
| "She's Every Woman," Garth Brooks | A person can't be more than one person. | Yvette Bristle |
| "She's Got Everything," The Essex | No person can attain everything. | Yvette Bristle |
| "She's Like Heroin," System Of A Down | She can be injected into a vein? | agent nerve |
| "She's Perfect," Toby Keith | No person is perfect. | Yvette Bristle |
| "She's The Blade," Sugarcult | A person can't be a blade | Franka |
| "Shepherd Moons," Enya | How can a moon belong to a shepherd? | Natasha Kershaw |
| "Shine On You Crazy Diamond," Pink Floyd | There is such thing as a crazy diamond? | ICP4EVER |
| "Shine On Your Crazy Diamond," Pink Floyd | Gemstones can't exhibit craziness. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Shiny Happy People," R.E.M. | People don't shine...usually. | Sean |
| "Shooting Shark," Blue Oyster Cult | How does a shark shoot?! | Yvette Bristle |
| "Shot Down Love," Bobby Kimball | Love is an emotion and can't be shot down. | Yvette Bristle |
| "A Shot of Rhythm and Blues," Arthur Alexander | These things can't be shot from a gun or needle. | Michael C |
| "Shotgun Rider," Joe Sun | Guns can't be ridden. | Candy Welty |
| "Show Me Heaven," Maria McKee | Heaven cannot be shown. | MOR |
| "Shrink the World," YellowCard | Riiiight. Can't be done. Nope. | Bryan Pardue |
| "Shrinking Universe," Muse | The universe is actually expanding | Evan |
| "Shut Up Train," Little Big Town | Trains can't talk or be told anything. | Christy McDaniel |
| "Shy Hearts," Dan Hartman | Hearts can much, but(fourtunately) not be shy | Mads |
| "Siamese Twins (The Monkey And Me)," The Knack | A monkey and a human cannot be conjoined. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sidewalk Surfin'," Jan And Dean | Sidewalks are difficult to turn into surfboards. | Peter |
| "Sidewalk Talk," Jellybean | Sidewalks do not talk. | Francis A. Sissy |
| "Silence Is A Golden Mountain," Dan Zimmerman | Silence is not a mountain (of any color). | Carmen Stokes |
| "Silence Is Deafening," Napalm Death | No, actually, silence is ......... uh, silent. | Tiffany Carriker |
| "Silence Is Golden," The Tremeloes | Silence is not made from metal nor coloured | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Silence Is Loud," DJ Dione | This title is an oxymoron. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Silent My Song," Lykke Li | A song, by definition, has sound. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Silent Night," Traditional | You can't expect a day or night to be all quiet | Christy McDaniel |
| "Silent Night," Traditional | Can't be silent if you're singing about it. | Melissa Conway |
| "Silent Scream," Slayer | This is an oxymoron. Screams have sound. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Silent Song," Beth Hirsch | This is an oxymoron. Songs have sound. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Silent Song Through The Land," Ron Davies | A song, by definition, has sound. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Silent Talking," Corey Hart | This is an oxymoron | Trina Lufkin |
| "Silicon World," Eiffel 65 | There's no world made of silicon | Mads |
| "The Silver Gum Drop Tree," John Frogg | Trees don't grow gum drops. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Silver Inches," Enya | What do THOSE look like? And how big are they? | Diddims |
| "Silver Ocean," Flamming Rasmussen | Oceans aren't made of silver nor colored silver. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sing Me Back Home," Merle Haggard | The death penalty isn't that easy to escape from | Michael E Cormier |
| "Sing Me Back Home," Merle Haggard | Singing is not a means of transportation | Rachel Stedman |
| "Sing You Back To Me," Trisha Yearwood | Singing is not a form of transportation. | Andrea Greenleaf |
| "Singing Hills," Billy Vaughn | Hills can't sing. | Yvette Bristle |
| "The Singing Sea," The Seatbelts | No body of water can sing. | Lois Teem |
| "Singing Winds, Crying Beasts," Santana | Winds don't sing. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sister of Night," Depeche Mode | How can night have a sister? | J Campbell |
| "Sisters Of The Moon," Fleetwood Mac | The moon doesn't have siblings. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sittin' On A Rainbow," Charlie Stone | A rainbow will not support anyone's weight. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Skin o' My Teeth," Megadeth | Teeth do not have skin. | Chazm |
| "Skullcrusher Mountain," Jonathan Coulton | Mountains can't crush skulls | Evan |
| "Sky Full Of Diamonds," Jim Shaunecy | The sky isn't filled with diamonds. | Yvette Bristle |
| "The Sky Is Broken," Moby | The sky is no physical entity and can't break. | Ruby Spinel |
| "The Sky is Crying," Eric Clapton | Yeah, that's called rain. | Evan |
| "The Sky is Falling," Aiden | the sky can't fall! | Lizzie |
| "Sleep Now in the Fire," Rage Against the Machine | OWCH!!! | Ned Riley |
| "Sleeping Satellite," Tasmin Archer | Satellites are incapable of sleeping. | Guy Fee Etty |
| "Sleeping Sun," Nightwish | The Sun is incapable of sleeping. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Small Hours," John Martyn | All hours are the same length of time. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Smell Of Temptation," Fragments Of Dirt | Temptation doesn't have a smell. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Smell The Color Blue," Dan Perrin | Colors can't be smelled. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Smells Like Funk," Black Eyed Peas | How can something smell like funk! | Stephanie |
| "Smells Like Nirvana," Weird Al Yankovic | I always wanted to know if Nirvana smelled good... | miiko |
| "Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana | You can't smell spirit | CDD |
| "Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana | What does that smell like, gym socks and perfume? | Jess Koopa |
| "The Smile Has Left Your Eyes," Asia | Eyes don't smile. Mouths do. | Candy Welty |
| "The Smile Of The Sun," Helloween | The Sun doesn't smile. | Yvette Bristle |
| "A Smile That Explodes," Joseph Arthur | Smiles don't (literally) explode. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Smiley Skeleton," Pierrot | Bones aren't incredibly expressive. | Kitase |
| "Smiling Islands," Robbie Patton | Islands don't smile. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Smoke Coming Out Of Your Ears," The Electric Junkyard | Ears don't produce smoke. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Snakes Beneath The Skin," Illuminoscillate | Snakes don't exist under one's skin. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Snoopy vs The Red Baron," The Royal Guardsmen | FussBudget | |
| "Snoopy vs. the Red Baron," Royal Guardsmen | Von Richthofen died long before Snoopy came around | Jeffrey Hope |
| "Snorting Whiskey (Drinking Cocaine)," Pat Travers | Can't snort a drink, can't drink a powder. | Tab Cola |
| "So Happy I Could Die," Lady Gaga | Happiness does not promote dying. | R. Jeanine O'Succinate |
| "Soak Up The Sun," Sheryl Crow | That would be one mighty big sponge or bread piece | Peter |
| "Soak Up The Sun," Sheryl Crow | That would take one big honkin' mop! | Offender |
| "The Soft Parade," The Doors | It would be a parade of tip-toeing people. | Christy McDaniel |
| "Solar Circus," The Soundtrack Of Our Lives | The Sun isn't a circus, nor does it have one. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Some Days Are Diamonds, Some Days Are Stones," John Denver | Days are periods of time, not rocks or minerals. | Kirsten Abercrombie |
| "Some Flowers Bloom Dead," The Wallflowers | If a flower blooms, it's clearly alive, not dead | Rich |
| "Some Hearts Are Diamonds," Chris Norman | None are. Not even any playing cards. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Someday I'll Be Saturday Night," Bon Jovi | Actually, with a name change... | Mayanas |
| "Someday I'll be Saturday Night," Bon Jovi | Oh really...Is Friday still available? | Ricky |
| "Something Happened On The Way To Heaven," Phil Collins | So is that what a near-death experience is like? | Larcen Tyler |
| "Sometimes What Ends Doesn't," Hightide Hotel | When things end, they end. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Somewhere Between Love And Tomorrow," Roy Clark | "Love" and "tomorrow" are not locations. | Candy Welty |
| "Somewhere Down The Crazy River," Robbie Robertson | Rivers cannot go crazy. | Lush Rimbaugh |
| "Son Of A Gun," Nirvana | Weapons can't have children | Evan |
| "Son Of The Ice Bag," Hugh Masekela | Ice bags don't have children. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Song In My Heart," Earth, Wind & Fire | Hearts don't contain music. | Yvette Bristle |
| "The Song Is Love," Mary Travers | Emotions can be sung about, not themselves sung. | Raphael |
| "The Song Is You," Dave Brubeck Quartet | Songs aren't people. | Yvette Bristle |
| "The Song Remembers When," Trisha Yearwood | Songs have no memory. | Julia Farda |
| "A Song That Crawls ," Agents of Oblivion | songs don't crawl | Grillzforlife |
| "Song With No Music," Donna Fargo | A song, by definition, is music. | Yvette Bristle |
| "A Song Without End," Edmund Hockridge | No song goes on forever. They all end @ some point | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sons Of Thunder," Herder | Thunder doesn't have offspring. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sorry Is My Name," John Christie | No. Your name is John. Is anyone named "Sorry"? | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word," Elton John | A word itself is neither 'hard' or 'soft'. | Peter |
| "The Soul Of My Suit," Marc Bolan and T. Rex | As opposed to, say, a living bra? | Pickle* |
| "Soul Singing," Black Crowes | Does a soul have a mouth to sing? | Peter |
| "Soul Survivor," Young Jeezy/Akon | How is a soul a survivor? | Corey Acklen |
| "Sound of Silence," Simon & Garfunkel | No sounds in silence. | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Sounds Of Silence," Simon And Garfunkel | It's either a sound or it's silence | Bob Sponaugle |
| "Sour Milk Sea," Crystal Empire | Seas are water, not sour milk. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Southern California Wants To Be Western New York," Dar Williams | Geographical regions are inanimate and can't want. | Sarah Topsian |
| "Space Lord," Monster Magnet | There is no lord in outer space. | Rock Maninoff |
| "Space Trucking," Deep Purple | Yo, how could there be trucks in space? | Anonymous Bob |
| "Spanish Moon," Little Feat | The Moon has no nationality &belongs to no country | Heather Brockwell |
| "Spanish Sky," Chris Isaak | The sky can't be a nationality. | Rich |
| "Spatula City," Weird Al Yankovic | Cities aren't made of spatulas. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Speak With Your Eyes," Jan Andre | Sorry, but eyes can't talk. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Speed of Life," Alchemist | Life does not have a speed. | weird kid106 |
| "Spice Up Your Life," Spice Girls | Life cannot be made spicy | Diddims |
| "Spirit Sleeps Inside ," La arc en' ciel | I have no spirits sleepng inside me... | Christian Spindler |
| "Spirits In The Material World," The Police | Spirits aren't able to interact like that. | Larcen Tyler |
| "Spit You Out," Bullet For My Valentine | Can't have a person in your mouth to begin with | Franka |
| "Sponge Boy," Fancy Books | People aren't sponges. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sprouts of Time," Angra | weird kid106 | |
| "St. Anger," Metallica | No such (known) saint existed... | The Rev.A Palgut |
| "Stairway Of Love," Marty Robbins | Love is an emotion, not a stairway. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Stairway To Heaven," Led Zeppelin | No, there isn't. (Nor an Elevator to Hell either.) | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Stairway To Heaven," Led Zeppelin | ... tell me when you get there | hippiedude5000 |
| "Stairway To Heaven," Led Zeppelin | Heather Brockwell | |
| "Stairway to the Stars," Blue Oyster Cult | lotsa freakin stairs | dinkerbell |
| "Stand Inside Of Your Love," Smashing Pumpkins | How do get inside of an emotion? | George Straitjacket |
| "Standing At the Edge of the Earth," Blessid Union Of Souls | The earth is round, therefore it has no edge. | Jeffrey Hope |
| "Standing In The Shadows Of Love," Four Tops | As an emotion, love doesn't really cast any shadow | Peter |
| "Standing On The Edge Of Goodbye," John Berry | Goodbyes don't have edges to stand on. | Candy Welty |
| "Starman," David Bowie | No man is a celestial body | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Stars Fell On Alabama," Frankie Laine | And Alabama is now gone, right? WRONG! | Peter |
| "Stars Fell On Stockton," Shadows | (Think about it!) | FussBudget |
| "Stars Fell On Stockton," Shadows | That must hurt. A lot. | Katelyn |
| "Stars In Your Eyes," Armor For Sleep | Stars wouldn't fit in anybody's eye. | Cheryl Jordan |
| "Start The World Spinning," Sherry Weine | No one can control the earth's rotation. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Stay Here Forever," Jewel | You can't stay anywhere forever, except maybe jail | Christy McDaniel |
| "Steal My Kisses," Ben Harper | Unless he means Hershey's Kisses, which I doubt! | Larcen Tyler |
| "Steal My Sunshine," Len | If it were mine; you'd need a huge getaway car. | George Straitjacket |
| "Steal The Night," Stevie Woods | The night cannot be stolen. | Reggie Pillbox |
| "Step Inside Love," Cilla Black | Love isn't a building or room that you step inside | Peter |
| "Step Into My Heart," Ronnie & Robyn | Hearts can't be stepped into. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Step Out Of Your Mind," The American Breed | A mind can't be stepped out of. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Stone Fire," Jimi Hendrix | Stone doesn't burn. | Candy Welty |
| "Stone In Love," Journey | Love is an emotion not a container. | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "Stone In Love With You," The Stylistics | A stone can't be in love. | Fiona Apple Cider |
| "Stone Love," The Supremes | Love is not a mineral. | Reggie Pillbox |
| "Stone Woman," Amorphis | weird kid106 | |
| "Stop Before You Start," Sandie Shaw | You can't stop something before you start it. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Stop Draggin' My Heart Around," Stevie Nicks and Tom Petty | Seriously doubt Tom could literally do this. | Peter |
| "Stop The Sun," Elysian Fields | The Sun can't be stopped. | Candy Welty |
| "Stop The World," The Clash | Nobody can stop it. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Stop the World (And Let Me Off)," Patsy Cline | Where would you go? | Carolee |
| "Storm in a Teacup," Milburn | Bloody big teacup | Willz |
| "Storm In My Heart," The Chantones | Hearts can't contain storms. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Stormbringer," Deep Purple | Nobody can evoke weather phenomena | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Stranded In The Middle Of Noplace," The Righteous Brothers | They must be at some location, not "noplace" | Yvette Bristle |
| "Strawberry Fields Forever," The Beatles | They have to end SOMEtime! | Diddims |
| "The Strawberry Girl," The Nits | Girls aren't made of strawberries. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Street Of Dreams," Rainbow | Streets aren't made of dreams. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Streets Of Love," The Rolling Stones | Paved streets are incapable of emotions. | Peter |
| "Strength Beyond Strength," Pantera | last time i checked, YOU CANT DO THIS!! | i rock so much |
| "Strong Badia National Anthem," Strong Bad | There's no such country as Strong Badia. | Dionne Peacewick |
| "Strong Enough To Break," Hanson | This should be pretty self-explanatory... | James |
| "Stuck In A Moment You Can't Get Out Of," U2 | Time stands still for no man, even Bono. | Peter |
| "Stuck In Paradise," The Sweet Marie | How would you know if you were stuck there? | Peter |
| "Stuck On You," Lionel Richie | Only time this happens is w/ conjoined twins. | Peter |
| "Suedehead," Morrissey | Never seen a person's head made out of Suede. | Peter |
| "Suffragette City," David Bowie | There is no city with that name | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Sugar Moon," Pat Boone | The Moon is not made of sugar. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sugar Mountain," Neil Young | Mountains aren't made of sugar. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sugar Walls," Sheena Easton | A place with those walls would draw bugs. | Peter |
| "Suicidal Flowers," Crystal Chandelier | Flowers can't kill themselves. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Summer Wine," Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood | Wine does not have its own season. | Tim Burr |
| "Summertime Blues," Eddie Cochran | Daylight Saving Time does not have colours | Susanna Viljanen |
| "The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine (Anymore)," The Walker Bros. | The sun HAS to shine. | Micky |
| "The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore," The Walker Brothers | It'll be dark, and everything will die! | crazydon |
| "The Sun Ain't Shining No More," The Asteroids Galaxy Tour | The Sun is always shining, even when hidden. | Yvette Bristle |
| "The Sun Always Shines On TV," A-ha | NOT! I've seen it rain on television. | Peter |
| "The Sun Forgot To Shine This Morning," Ella Fitzgerald | The sun always shines, sometimes hidden by clouds. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sun In My Hand," Scorpions | only in your dreams | MSG |
| "Sun In My Mouth," Bjork | She wants us thinking her mouth's that big?!? | Naomi Swanson |
| "The Sun In The Stream," Enya | Unless you're talking about a reflection... | Diddims |
| "The Sun Is A Very Magic Fellow," Donovan | Since when does the sun do magic or be a fellow? | KL Fan |
| "The Sun Is Green," Chapter V | When has the sun ever been green?! | Yvette Bristle |
| "The Sun Is Just A Hole In The Sky," The Mystic Crash | The sun is a star, not a hole. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sun King," The Beatles | One cannot rule the sun. | Paul Bear |
| "Sun of Nothing," Between the Buried and Me | weird kid106 | |
| "The Sun Says," Cock Sparrer | The Sun doesn't speak. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sun Shines Out Of Your Shoes," The Vogues | The Sun is not inside a person's shoes. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sunday Morning Coming Down," Kris Kristofferson | Mornings arrive on a time scale, not vertically. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Sunday's Gonna Come On Tuesday," The New Establishment | Sunday comes on Sunday, not Tuesday! | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sunless Saturday," Fishbone | The Sun always shines, but may be hidden. | Candy Welty |
| "Sunshine (Open Up Your Heart)," Jet Street featuring Remi | Sunshine can't open things & it has no heart. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sunshine In The Shade," The Fixx | Wouldn't sunshine be out of the shade? | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "Sunshine Of Your Love," Cream | Love is not a celestial body but an emotion | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Sunspot Baby," Bob Seger | Sunspots don't procreate nor are they inhabitable. | Janice Ferrell |
| "Superman's Dead," Our Lady Peace | He's fictional, so he wasn't alive to begin with. | Jim Rummy |
| "Surf City," Jan & Dean | There is no city with that name. | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Surfin' Bird," The Trashmen | Birds don't ride surfboards | Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi |
| "Surfin' Safari," The Beach Boys | A safari's an overland excursion, no-go for surfin | Wanda Ruppendown |
| "Surfin' USA," The Beach Boys | Surfin' happens in water. USA is mostly land. | Wanda Ruppendown |
| "Surfing on a Rocket," Air | You'd probably slide off to your death. | Tommy |
| "Surprise! You're Dead," Faith No More | The dead can't be surprised. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Surrender The Rain," Lindsey Buckingham | Rain isn't a belonging and can't be surrendered. | JC Foster |
| "Suzy Snowflake," Rosemary Clooney | Snowflakes don't have names. | Jamie Burke |
| "Swallowed In The Sea," Coldplay | Sea made of water has no mouth. | Peter |
| "Sweating Bullets," Megadeth | A person cannot physically sweat bullets | Chazm |
| "Sweert Home Alabama," Lynyrd Skynyrd | Real estate does not have taste | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Sweet Emotion," Aerosmith | Emotions can neither be sweet nor sour | PBJ |
| "Sweet Escape," Gwen Stefani | When you taste one, let me know! | Peter Lau |
| "Sweet Gingerbread Man," Bobby Sherman | A living man cannot be made of gingerbread. | Opie M. |
| "Sweet Heartaches," Eddie Fisher | This title is an oxymoron. Heartaches aren't sweet | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sweet Impossible You," Brenda Lee | All people must be possible since they exist! | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sweet Leaf," Black Sabbath | How would you know how a leaf would taste! EW!!!!! | Anonymous Bob |
| "Sweet Misery," Michelle Branch | This title is an oxymoron. Misery isn't sweet. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sweet Religion," Imogen Heap | Religion does not have taste | Chazm |
| "Swing Life Away," Rise Against | If only it was that easy. | Lizzie |
| "Swingin' On A Rainbow," Frankie Avalon | No person or thing can swing on a rainbow. | Candy Welty |
| "Swingin' School," Bobby Rydell | Schools don't swing. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Swinging On A Star," Bing Crosby | And who would do the pushing? | oldtimer |
| "Swinging On A Star," Bing Crosby | Stars are too hot to hold on to, and swing on. | Peter |
| "Swingtown," Steve Miller Band | There's no locality called Swingtown. | Open Mike |
| "Sympathetic Noose," Black Rebel Motorcycle Club | So...the noose feels bad that it's hanging you? | Mike |
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