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Song Names -> Literally Impossible Song Titles -> S

Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with S

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Sad Cafe," Eagles	A cafe is incapable of possessing emotions.	Cassandra
"Sad Guitar," Buffalo Daughter	Musical instruments don't have emotions.	Candy Welty
"Sad Hearts," The Four Tops	Hearts don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Sad Little Moon," The Magnetic Fields	The Moon has no emotions.	Kara Oke
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)," Elton John	A song can't speak!	Flubber
"Sad Statue," System Of A Down	Statues cannot be sad for they are emotionless	Guest
"The Sad Sun," Deer Tick	The Sun has no emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Sad Sunset," The Spiders	Sunsets have no emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Sad Tomorrows," Trini Lopez	Days don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Sad, Sad Sunshine," Hard Times	Sunshine is incapable of emotion.	Yvette Bristle
"Sadly Sings Destiny," Blind Guardian	Destiny is an idea; it can't sing	Amelia
"The Sadness Will Never End," Bring Me The Horizon	It will end sooner or later. (Band name also L.I.)	Yvette Bristle
"Safe In The Arms Of Love," Martina McBride	Love doesn't have arms.	Karen Smith
"Sail To The Moon," Radiohead	You can't sail to the moon, duh!	Sean
"A Salty Dog," Procol Harum	A salty dog is a pretty much dead one	Susanna Viljanen
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town," J. Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie	There Ain't No Santa Claus.	Melanie Bianca Green
"Satan Is My Motor," Cake	Unleaded, diesel, or human souls?	Matt
"Satellite Of Love," Lou Reed	Love is an emotion and is not a satellite.	Yvette Bristle
"Saturday Night Didn't Happen," Reparata & The Delrons	Oh yes it did!	Yvette Bristle
"Saturday Night Forever," Pet Shop Boys	Saturday night ends when Sunday morning begins.	Yvette Bristle
"A Saucerful Of Secrets," Pink Floyd	Saucers don't contain secrets.	Yvette Bristle
"Save Tonight," Eagle Eye Cherry	Why? The night doesn't need to be saved.	Peter
"Saved By Zero," The Fixx	Numbers can't save you.	ThatAwesomeGuy
"Say You're Mine Porcupine," Billy Strange	Porcupines can't talk.	Yvette Bristle
"Scars of the Old Stream," Anathema		weird kid106
"The Screaming Cream," The Human Kind	Cream can't scream.	Candy Welty
"Sea Lion Woman," Feist	Meh?? Would like to see her!	Sean
"Sea Of Flames," Iron Angel	Water isn't flammable.	Yvette Bristle
"Sea Of Love ," Phil Phillips	love is an emotion, so you can't have a sea of it	Rich
"Sealed With A Kiss," Brian Hyland	Kissing is not a good way to seal something.	Peter
"Searching for the Truth," Balance of Power		weird kid106
"Seas of Cheese," Primus	I didn't know the seas are made of cheese	Chazm
"Seasons In The Sun," Terry Jacks	There are no seasons in or on the sun.	Peter
"Seasons Of Love," Cast of 'Rent'	Can seasons REALLY love?	Brian
"Seasons Of My Heart," Willie Nelson	Hearts don't contain seasons.	Yvette Bristle
"Seasons Of The Heart," John Denver	Hearts don't have seasons.	Yvette Bristle
"Second Nature," Dan Hartman	There's only one nature	Mads
"Secrets Of Love," DJ Bobo feat. Sandra	Love has no secrets!	Mads
"See Right Through Me," Mobile	People aren't transparent. Only ghosts are.	Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)
"Seize The Day," Avenged Sevenfold	You can't physically hold the day in your hands.	Felicia
"Selling England by the Pound," Genesis	England is a country, not merchandise	Susanna Viljanen
"Send Me An Angel," Real Life	Will that be Fed-Ex or UPS?	Nigel Shave Cream
"Send Me The Moon," Sara Bareilles	The Moon cannot be sent.	Alyssa Jayne
"Set Adrift On Memory Bliss," P.M. Dawn	I've never heard of a body of water called that.	Peter
"Set Fire To The Rain," Adele	Ever tried to light a fire in rain?	Peter
"Set Fire To The Rain," Adele	Water is not flammable.	Yvette Bristle
"Seven Cities Of Gold," Rush	There are no cities made of gold.	Yvette Bristle
"Seven Day Weekend," Gary U.S. Bonds	Weekends cannot possibly be that long.	Samantha Wayland
"Seven Days In One," Cindy Owens	Seven days can't fit into one day.	Yvette Bristle
"Seven Days to Nevermore," Balance of Power		weird kid106
"Seven Seas of Rhye," Queen	Rhye is a fantasy world, not real life object	Susanna Viljanen
"Seventeen Forever," Metro Station	What are you, a vampire? You can't be 17 forever!	Rosa C.
"Seventeen Forever," Metro Station	You'll turn eighteen if you live long enough.	Heather Brockwell
"Sex Bomb," Tom Jones	How can you have sex with a bomb?	Mads
"Sex on Fire," Kings of Leon	It's impossible because you would be getting burnt	Dongquan
"Sex On Wheels," My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult	Sex isn't a vehicle; thus no wheels.	Rock Maninoff
"Shades Of Truth," Bad Religion	Truth is not a color, therefore can have no shades	Evan
"Shadow of Death," Believer		weird kid106
"Shadows Of Love," Bobby Chandler	Love doesn't cast shadows.	Yvette Bristle
"Shake Hands With Beef," Primus	Beef doesn't have hands	Ninja Warrior
"Shake The Disease," Depeche Mode	And where would you shake it to, other people?	Peter
"Shake The Sugar Tree," Pam Tillis	There is no such tree	Lucinda Blair
"Shake Your Love," Debbie Gibson	Can you really shake love?	Franz Chong
"Shaking The Dreams From A Bedspread," John Rapson	Dreams can't be shaken from bedspreads.	Yvette Bristle
"The Shame Just Drained," The Easybeats	Shame is not an entity that can drain.	Sheila Koffel
"Shame On The Moon," Bob Seger	The Moon is incapable of feeling shame.	Peter
"Shattering The Skies Above," Trivium	The skies aren't made of glass.	Chazm
"She Blinded Me With Science," Thomas Dolby	You just can't be blinded by science.	Eac Zeffron
"She Is Always Seventeen," Harry Chapin	You're only 17 years of age for one year.	Yvette Bristle
"She Is The Sunlight," Trading Yesterday	People aren't sunlight.	Yvette Bristle
"She Lives In My Lap," Outkast	If she did, your leg would look weird!	Paul Warren
"She Shot A Hole In My Soul," Huey Lewis And The News	A soul is not a physical entity and can't be shot	Heather Brockwell
"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy," Kenny Chesney	A tractor can't be sexy!	Christy McDaniel
"She Wandered Through the Garden Fence," Procol Harum	Not without a chainsaw	Susanna Viljanen
"She's A Dime," B. Smooth	Nobody is a coin.	Heather Brockwell
"She's A Rainbow," The Rolling Stones	No woman is a rainbow.	Red Ruffcorn
"She's Electric," Oasis	Then what is she? Pikachu?	Alan the Ottoman
"She's Every Woman," Garth Brooks	A person can't be more than one person.	Yvette Bristle
"She's Got Everything," The Essex	No person can attain everything.	Yvette Bristle
"She's Like Heroin," System Of A Down	She can be injected into a vein?	agent nerve
"She's Perfect," Toby Keith	No person is perfect.	Yvette Bristle
"She's The Blade," Sugarcult	A person can't be a blade	Franka
"Shepherd Moons," Enya	How can a moon belong to a shepherd?	Natasha Kershaw
"Shine On You Crazy Diamond," Pink Floyd	There is such thing as a crazy diamond?	ICP4EVER
"Shine On Your Crazy Diamond," Pink Floyd	Gemstones can't exhibit craziness.	Yvette Bristle
"Shiny Happy People," R.E.M.	People don't shine...usually.	Sean
"Shooting Shark," Blue Oyster Cult	How does a shark shoot?!	Yvette Bristle
"Shot Down Love," Bobby Kimball	Love is an emotion and can't be shot down.	Yvette Bristle
"A Shot of Rhythm and Blues," Arthur Alexander	These things can't be shot from a gun or needle.	Michael C
"Shotgun Rider," Joe Sun	Guns can't be ridden.	Candy Welty
"Show Me Heaven," Maria McKee	Heaven cannot be shown.	MOR
"Shrink the World," YellowCard	Riiiight. Can't be done. Nope.	Bryan Pardue
"Shrinking Universe," Muse	The universe is actually expanding	Evan
"Shut Up Train," Little Big Town	Trains can't talk or be told anything.	Christy McDaniel
"Shy Hearts," Dan Hartman	Hearts can much, but(fourtunately) not be shy	Mads
"Siamese Twins (The Monkey And Me)," The Knack	A monkey and a human cannot be conjoined.	Yvette Bristle
"Sidewalk Surfin'," Jan And Dean	Sidewalks are difficult to turn into surfboards.	Peter
"Sidewalk Talk," Jellybean	Sidewalks do not talk.	Francis A. Sissy
"Silence Is A Golden Mountain," Dan Zimmerman	Silence is not a mountain (of any color).	Carmen Stokes
"Silence Is Deafening," Napalm Death	No, actually, silence is ......... uh, silent.	Tiffany Carriker
"Silence Is Golden," The Tremeloes	Silence is not made from metal nor coloured	Susanna Viljanen
"Silence Is Loud," DJ Dione	This title is an oxymoron.	Yvette Bristle
"Silent My Song," Lykke Li	A song, by definition, has sound.	Yvette Bristle
"Silent Night," Traditional	You can't expect a day or night to be all quiet	Christy McDaniel
"Silent Night," Traditional	Can't be silent if you're singing about it.	Melissa Conway
"Silent Scream," Slayer	This is an oxymoron. Screams have sound.	Yvette Bristle
"Silent Song," Beth Hirsch	This is an oxymoron. Songs have sound.	Yvette Bristle
"Silent Song Through The Land," Ron Davies	A song, by definition, has sound.	Yvette Bristle
"Silent Talking," Corey Hart	This is an oxymoron	Trina Lufkin
"Silicon World," Eiffel 65	There's no world made of silicon	Mads
"The Silver Gum Drop Tree," John Frogg	Trees don't grow gum drops.	Yvette Bristle
"Silver Inches," Enya	What do THOSE look like? And how big are they?	Diddims
"Silver Ocean," Flamming Rasmussen	Oceans aren't made of silver nor colored silver.	Yvette Bristle
"Sing Me Back Home," Merle Haggard	The death penalty isn't that easy to escape from	Michael E Cormier
"Sing Me Back Home," Merle Haggard	Singing is not a means of transportation	Rachel Stedman
"Sing You Back To Me," Trisha Yearwood	Singing is not a form of transportation.	Andrea Greenleaf
"Singing Hills," Billy Vaughn	Hills can't sing.	Yvette Bristle
"The Singing Sea," The Seatbelts	No body of water can sing.	Lois Teem
"Singing Winds, Crying Beasts," Santana	Winds don't sing.	Yvette Bristle
"Sister of Night," Depeche Mode	How can night have a sister?	J Campbell
"Sisters Of The Moon," Fleetwood Mac	The moon doesn't have siblings.	Yvette Bristle
"Sittin' On A Rainbow," Charlie Stone	A rainbow will not support anyone's weight.	Yvette Bristle
"Skin o' My Teeth," Megadeth	Teeth do not have skin.	Chazm
"Skullcrusher Mountain," Jonathan Coulton	Mountains can't crush skulls	Evan
"Sky Full Of Diamonds," Jim Shaunecy	The sky isn't filled with diamonds.	Yvette Bristle
"The Sky Is Broken," Moby	The sky is no physical entity and can't break.	Ruby Spinel
"The Sky is Crying," Eric Clapton	Yeah, that's called rain.	Evan
"The Sky is Falling," Aiden	the sky can't fall!	Lizzie
"Sleep Now in the Fire," Rage Against the Machine	OWCH!!!	Ned Riley
"Sleeping Satellite," Tasmin Archer	Satellites are incapable of sleeping.	Guy Fee Etty
"Sleeping Sun," Nightwish	The Sun is incapable of sleeping.	Yvette Bristle
"Small Hours," John Martyn	All hours are the same length of time.	Yvette Bristle
"Smell Of Temptation," Fragments Of Dirt	Temptation doesn't have a smell.	Yvette Bristle
"Smell The Color Blue," Dan Perrin	Colors can't be smelled.	Yvette Bristle
"Smells Like Funk," Black Eyed Peas	How can something smell like funk!	Stephanie
"Smells Like Nirvana," Weird Al Yankovic	I always wanted to know if Nirvana smelled good...	miiko
"Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana	You can't smell spirit	CDD
"Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana	What does that smell like, gym socks and perfume?	Jess Koopa
"The Smile Has Left Your Eyes," Asia	Eyes don't smile. Mouths do.	Candy Welty
"The Smile Of The Sun," Helloween	The Sun doesn't smile.	Yvette Bristle
"A Smile That Explodes," Joseph Arthur	Smiles don't (literally) explode.	Yvette Bristle
"Smiley Skeleton," Pierrot	Bones aren't incredibly expressive.	Kitase
"Smiling Islands," Robbie Patton	Islands don't smile.	Yvette Bristle
"Smoke Coming Out Of Your Ears," The Electric Junkyard	Ears don't produce smoke.	Yvette Bristle
"Snakes Beneath The Skin," Illuminoscillate	Snakes don't exist under one's skin.	Yvette Bristle
"Snoopy vs The Red Baron," The Royal Guardsmen		FussBudget
"Snoopy vs. the Red Baron," Royal Guardsmen	Von Richthofen died long before Snoopy came around	Jeffrey Hope
"Snorting Whiskey (Drinking Cocaine)," Pat Travers	Can't snort a drink, can't drink a powder.	Tab Cola
"So Happy I Could Die," Lady Gaga	Happiness does not promote dying.	R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Soak Up The Sun," Sheryl Crow	That would be one mighty big sponge or bread piece	Peter
"Soak Up The Sun," Sheryl Crow	That would take one big honkin' mop!	Offender
"The Soft Parade," The Doors	It would be a parade of tip-toeing people.	Christy McDaniel
"Solar Circus," The Soundtrack Of Our Lives	The Sun isn't a circus, nor does it have one.	Yvette Bristle
"Some Days Are Diamonds, Some Days Are Stones," John Denver	Days are periods of time, not rocks or minerals.	Kirsten Abercrombie
"Some Flowers Bloom Dead," The Wallflowers	If a flower blooms, it's clearly alive, not dead	Rich
"Some Hearts Are Diamonds," Chris Norman	None are. Not even any playing cards.	Yvette Bristle
"Someday I'll Be Saturday Night," Bon Jovi	Actually, with a name change...	Mayanas
"Someday I'll be Saturday Night," Bon Jovi	Oh really...Is Friday still available?	Ricky
"Something Happened On The Way To Heaven," Phil Collins	So is that what a near-death experience is like?	Larcen Tyler
"Sometimes What Ends Doesn't," Hightide Hotel	When things end, they end.	Yvette Bristle
"Somewhere Between Love And Tomorrow," Roy Clark	"Love" and "tomorrow" are not locations.	Candy Welty
"Somewhere Down The Crazy River," Robbie Robertson	Rivers cannot go crazy.	Lush Rimbaugh
"Son Of A Gun," Nirvana	Weapons can't have children	Evan
"Son Of The Ice Bag," Hugh Masekela	Ice bags don't have children.	Yvette Bristle
"Song In My Heart," Earth, Wind & Fire	Hearts don't contain music.	Yvette Bristle
"The Song Is Love," Mary Travers	Emotions can be sung about, not themselves sung.	Raphael
"The Song Is You," Dave Brubeck Quartet	Songs aren't people.	Yvette Bristle
"The Song Remembers When," Trisha Yearwood	Songs have no memory.	Julia Farda
"A Song That Crawls ," Agents of Oblivion	songs don't crawl	Grillzforlife
"Song With No Music," Donna Fargo	A song, by definition, is music.	Yvette Bristle
"A Song Without End," Edmund Hockridge	No song goes on forever. They all end @ some point	Yvette Bristle
"Sons Of Thunder," Herder	Thunder doesn't have offspring.	Yvette Bristle
"Sorry Is My Name," John Christie	No. Your name is John. Is anyone named "Sorry"?	Yvette Bristle
"Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word," Elton John	A word itself is neither 'hard' or 'soft'.	Peter
"The Soul Of My Suit," Marc Bolan and T. Rex	As opposed to, say, a living bra?	Pickle*
"Soul Singing," Black Crowes	Does a soul have a mouth to sing?	Peter
"Soul Survivor," Young Jeezy/Akon	How is a soul a survivor?	Corey Acklen
"Sound of Silence," Simon & Garfunkel	No sounds in silence.	Susanna Viljanen
"Sounds Of Silence," Simon And Garfunkel	It's either a sound or it's silence	Bob Sponaugle
"Sour Milk Sea," Crystal Empire	Seas are water, not sour milk.	Yvette Bristle
"Southern California Wants To Be Western New York," Dar Williams	Geographical regions are inanimate and can't want.	Sarah Topsian
"Space Lord," Monster Magnet	There is no lord in outer space.	Rock Maninoff
"Space Trucking," Deep Purple	Yo, how could there be trucks in space?	Anonymous Bob
"Spanish Moon," Little Feat	The Moon has no nationality &belongs to no country	Heather Brockwell
"Spanish Sky," Chris Isaak	The sky can't be a nationality.	Rich
"Spatula City," Weird Al Yankovic	Cities aren't made of spatulas.	Yvette Bristle
"Speak With Your Eyes," Jan Andre	Sorry, but eyes can't talk.	Yvette Bristle
"Speed of Life," Alchemist	Life does not have a speed.	weird kid106
"Spice Up Your Life," Spice Girls	Life cannot be made spicy	Diddims
"Spirit Sleeps Inside ," La arc en' ciel	I have no spirits sleepng inside me...	Christian Spindler
"Spirits In The Material World," The Police	Spirits aren't able to interact like that.	Larcen Tyler
"Spit You Out," Bullet For My Valentine	Can't have a person in your mouth to begin with	Franka
"Sponge Boy," Fancy Books	People aren't sponges.	Yvette Bristle
"Sprouts of Time," Angra		weird kid106
"St. Anger," Metallica	No such (known) saint existed...	The Rev.A Palgut
"Stairway Of Love," Marty Robbins	Love is an emotion, not a stairway.	Yvette Bristle
"Stairway To Heaven," Led Zeppelin	No, there isn't. (Nor an Elevator to Hell either.)	Susanna Viljanen
"Stairway To Heaven," Led Zeppelin	... tell me when you get there	hippiedude5000
"Stairway To Heaven," Led Zeppelin		Heather Brockwell
"Stairway to the Stars," Blue Oyster Cult	lotsa freakin stairs	dinkerbell
"Stand Inside Of Your Love," Smashing Pumpkins	How do get inside of an emotion?	George Straitjacket
"Standing At the Edge of the Earth," Blessid Union Of Souls	The earth is round, therefore it has no edge.	Jeffrey Hope
"Standing In The Shadows Of Love," Four Tops	As an emotion, love doesn't really cast any shadow	Peter
"Standing On The Edge Of Goodbye," John Berry	Goodbyes don't have edges to stand on.	Candy Welty
"Starman," David Bowie	No man is a celestial body	Susanna Viljanen
"Stars Fell On Alabama," Frankie Laine	And Alabama is now gone, right? WRONG!	Peter
"Stars Fell On Stockton," Shadows	(Think about it!)	FussBudget
"Stars Fell On Stockton," Shadows	That must hurt. A lot.	Katelyn
"Stars In Your Eyes," Armor For Sleep	Stars wouldn't fit in anybody's eye.	Cheryl Jordan
"Start The World Spinning," Sherry Weine	No one can control the earth's rotation.	Yvette Bristle
"Stay Here Forever," Jewel	You can't stay anywhere forever, except maybe jail	Christy McDaniel
"Steal My Kisses," Ben Harper	Unless he means Hershey's Kisses, which I doubt!	Larcen Tyler
"Steal My Sunshine," Len	If it were mine; you'd need a huge getaway car.	George Straitjacket
"Steal The Night," Stevie Woods	The night cannot be stolen.	Reggie Pillbox
"Step Inside Love," Cilla Black	Love isn't a building or room that you step inside	Peter
"Step Into My Heart," Ronnie & Robyn	Hearts can't be stepped into.	Yvette Bristle
"Step Out Of Your Mind," The American Breed	A mind can't be stepped out of.	Yvette Bristle
"Stone Fire," Jimi Hendrix	Stone doesn't burn.	Candy Welty
"Stone In Love," Journey	Love is an emotion not a container.	ThatAwesomeGuy
"Stone In Love With You," The Stylistics	A stone can't be in love.	Fiona Apple Cider
"Stone Love," The Supremes	Love is not a mineral.	Reggie Pillbox
"Stone Woman," Amorphis		weird kid106
"Stop Before You Start," Sandie Shaw	You can't stop something before you start it.	Yvette Bristle
"Stop Draggin' My Heart Around," Stevie Nicks and Tom Petty	Seriously doubt Tom could literally do this.	Peter
"Stop The Sun," Elysian Fields	The Sun can't be stopped.	Candy Welty
"Stop The World," The Clash	Nobody can stop it.	Yvette Bristle
"Stop the World (And Let Me Off)," Patsy Cline	Where would you go?	Carolee
"Storm in a Teacup," Milburn	Bloody big teacup	Willz
"Storm In My Heart," The Chantones	Hearts can't contain storms.	Yvette Bristle
"Stormbringer," Deep Purple	Nobody can evoke weather phenomena	Susanna Viljanen
"Stranded In The Middle Of Noplace," The Righteous Brothers	They must be at some location, not "noplace"	Yvette Bristle
"Strawberry Fields Forever," The Beatles	They have to end SOMEtime!	Diddims
"The Strawberry Girl," The Nits	Girls aren't made of strawberries.	Yvette Bristle
"Street Of Dreams," Rainbow	Streets aren't made of dreams.	Yvette Bristle
"Streets Of Love," The Rolling Stones	Paved streets are incapable of emotions.	Peter
"Strength Beyond Strength," Pantera	last time i checked, YOU CANT DO THIS!!	i rock so much
"Strong Badia National Anthem," Strong Bad	There's no such country as Strong Badia.	Dionne Peacewick
"Strong Enough To Break," Hanson	This should be pretty self-explanatory...	James
"Stuck In A Moment You Can't Get Out Of," U2	Time stands still for no man, even Bono.	Peter
"Stuck In Paradise," The Sweet Marie	How would you know if you were stuck there?	Peter
"Stuck On You," Lionel Richie	Only time this happens is w/ conjoined twins.	Peter
"Suedehead," Morrissey	Never seen a person's head made out of Suede.	Peter
"Suffragette City," David Bowie	There is no city with that name	Susanna Viljanen
"Sugar Moon," Pat Boone	The Moon is not made of sugar.	Yvette Bristle
"Sugar Mountain," Neil Young	Mountains aren't made of sugar.	Yvette Bristle
"Sugar Walls," Sheena Easton	A place with those walls would draw bugs.	Peter
"Suicidal Flowers," Crystal Chandelier	Flowers can't kill themselves.	Yvette Bristle
"Summer Wine," Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood	Wine does not have its own season.	Tim Burr
"Summertime Blues," Eddie Cochran	Daylight Saving Time does not have colours	Susanna Viljanen
"The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine (Anymore)," The Walker Bros.	The sun HAS to shine.	Micky
"The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore," The Walker Brothers	It'll be dark, and everything will die!	crazydon
"The Sun Ain't Shining No More," The Asteroids Galaxy Tour	The Sun is always shining, even when hidden.	Yvette Bristle
"The Sun Always Shines On TV," A-ha	NOT! I've seen it rain on television.	Peter
"The Sun Forgot To Shine This Morning," Ella Fitzgerald	The sun always shines, sometimes hidden by clouds.	Yvette Bristle
"Sun In My Hand," Scorpions	only in your dreams	MSG
"Sun In My Mouth," Bjork	She wants us thinking her mouth's that big?!?	Naomi Swanson
"The Sun In The Stream," Enya	Unless you're talking about a reflection...	Diddims
"The Sun Is A Very Magic Fellow," Donovan	Since when does the sun do magic or be a fellow?	KL Fan
"The Sun Is Green," Chapter V	When has the sun ever been green?!	Yvette Bristle
"The Sun Is Just A Hole In The Sky," The Mystic Crash	The sun is a star, not a hole.	Yvette Bristle
"Sun King," The Beatles	One cannot rule the sun.	Paul Bear
"Sun of Nothing," Between the Buried and Me		weird kid106
"The Sun Says," Cock Sparrer	The Sun doesn't speak.	Yvette Bristle
"Sun Shines Out Of Your Shoes," The Vogues	The Sun is not inside a person's shoes.	Yvette Bristle
"Sunday Morning Coming Down," Kris Kristofferson	Mornings arrive on a time scale, not vertically.	Heather Brockwell
"Sunday's Gonna Come On Tuesday," The New Establishment	Sunday comes on Sunday, not Tuesday!	Yvette Bristle
"Sunless Saturday," Fishbone	The Sun always shines, but may be hidden.	Candy Welty
"Sunshine (Open Up Your Heart)," Jet Street featuring Remi	Sunshine can't open things & it has no heart.	Yvette Bristle
"Sunshine In The Shade," The Fixx	Wouldn't sunshine be out of the shade?	ThatAwesomeGuy
"Sunshine Of Your Love," Cream	Love is not a celestial body but an emotion	Susanna Viljanen
"Sunspot Baby," Bob Seger	Sunspots don't procreate nor are they inhabitable.	Janice Ferrell
"Superman's Dead," Our Lady Peace	He's fictional, so he wasn't alive to begin with.	Jim Rummy
"Surf City," Jan & Dean	There is no city with that name.	Susanna Viljanen
"Surfin' Bird," The Trashmen	Birds don't ride surfboards	Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi
"Surfin' Safari," The Beach Boys	A safari's an overland excursion, no-go for surfin	Wanda Ruppendown
"Surfin' USA," The Beach Boys	Surfin' happens in water. USA is mostly land.	Wanda Ruppendown
"Surfing on a Rocket," Air	You'd probably slide off to your death.	Tommy
"Surprise! You're Dead," Faith No More	The dead can't be surprised.	Heather Brockwell
"Surrender The Rain," Lindsey Buckingham	Rain isn't a belonging and can't be surrendered.	JC Foster
"Suzy Snowflake," Rosemary Clooney	Snowflakes don't have names.	Jamie Burke
"Swallowed In The Sea," Coldplay	Sea made of water has no mouth.	Peter
"Sweating Bullets," Megadeth	A person cannot physically sweat bullets	Chazm
"Sweert Home Alabama," Lynyrd Skynyrd	Real estate does not have taste	Susanna Viljanen
"Sweet Emotion," Aerosmith	Emotions can neither be sweet nor sour	PBJ
"Sweet Escape," Gwen Stefani	When you taste one, let me know!	Peter Lau
"Sweet Gingerbread Man," Bobby Sherman	A living man cannot be made of gingerbread.	Opie M.
"Sweet Heartaches," Eddie Fisher	This title is an oxymoron. Heartaches aren't sweet	Yvette Bristle
"Sweet Impossible You," Brenda Lee	All people must be possible since they exist!	Yvette Bristle
"Sweet Leaf," Black Sabbath	How would you know how a leaf would taste! EW!!!!!	Anonymous Bob
"Sweet Misery," Michelle Branch	This title is an oxymoron. Misery isn't sweet.	Yvette Bristle
"Sweet Religion," Imogen Heap	Religion does not have taste	Chazm
"Swing Life Away," Rise Against	If only it was that easy.	Lizzie
"Swingin' On A Rainbow," Frankie Avalon	No person or thing can swing on a rainbow.	Candy Welty
"Swingin' School," Bobby Rydell	Schools don't swing.	Yvette Bristle
"Swinging On A Star," Bing Crosby	And who would do the pushing?	oldtimer
"Swinging On A Star," Bing Crosby	Stars are too hot to hold on to, and swing on.	Peter
"Swingtown," Steve Miller Band	There's no locality called Swingtown.	Open Mike
"Sympathetic Noose," Black Rebel Motorcycle Club	So...the noose feels bad that it's hanging you?	Mike

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