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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Entries Beginning with S

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Sad Bag," Bobbi HumphreyBags have no emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Sad Cafe," EaglesA cafe is incapable of possessing emotions.Cassandra
"Sad Eyed Lady," The Baskerville HoundsEyes are incapable of emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Sad Guitar," Buffalo DaughterMusical instruments don't have emotions.Candy Welty
"Sad Hearts," The Four TopsHearts don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Sad Joy," Carrie RodriguezThis is an oxymoron. Sadness and joy are oppositesYvette Bristle
"Sad Little Moon," The Magnetic FieldsThe Moon has no emotions.Kara Oke
"Sad Old World," Charlie DoreThe Earth has no emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Sad Song," The CarsA song cannot feel emotions.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)," Elton JohnA song can't speak!Flubber
"Sad Statue," System Of A DownMust be the statue of Abraham LincolnIsac
"Sad Statue," System Of A DownStatues cannot be sad for they are emotionless Guest
"The Sad Sun," Deer TickThe Sun has no emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Sad Sunset," The SpidersSunsets have no emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Sad Tomorrows," Trini LopezDays don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Sad, Sad Sunshine," Hard TimesSunshine is incapable of emotion.Yvette Bristle
"Sadly Sings Destiny," Blind GuardianDestiny is an idea; it can't singAmelia
"The Sadness Will Never End," Bring Me The HorizonIt will end sooner or later. (Band name also L.I.)Yvette Bristle
"Safe In The Arms Of Love," Martina McBrideLove doesn't have arms.Karen Smith
"Sail To The Moon," RadioheadYou can't sail to the moon, duh!Sean
"A Salty Dog," Procol HarumA salty dog is a pretty much dead oneSusanna Viljanen
"Santa Baby," Eartha Kitt (the ORIGINAL performer of this song)Santa Claus is an old man in legend, not a baby.Michael
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town," J. Fred Coots and Haven GillespieSanta Claus is only legendary.Michael
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town," J. Fred Coots and Haven GillespieThere Ain't No Santa Claus.Melanie Bianca Green
"Sapphire Bullets Of Pure Love," They Might Be GiantsNo bullets are of love,nor would love be sapphireHeather Brockwell
"Satan Is My Motor," Cake Unleaded, diesel, or human souls?Matt
"Satelite Of Love," Lou ReedA satellite cannot be made of emotions.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Satellite Of Love," Lou ReedLove is an emotion and is not a satellite.Yvette Bristle
"Saturday Night Didn't Happen," Reparata & The DelronsOh yes it did!Yvette Bristle
"Saturday Night Forever," Pet Shop BoysSaturday night ends when Sunday morning begins.Yvette Bristle
"A Saucerful Of Secrets," Pink FloydSaucers don't contain secrets.Yvette Bristle
"Save The Sunlight," Lani HallSunlight can't be saved.Yvette Bristle
"Save Tonight," Eagle Eye CherryWhy? The night doesn't need to be saved.Peter
"Save Your Kisses For Me," Brotherhood Of ManKisses cannot be saved.Pi Traynor
"Saved By Zero," The FixxNumbers can't save you.ThatAwesomeGuy
"Say You're Mine Porcupine," Billy StrangePorcupines can't talk.Yvette Bristle
"Screamin' Down The House," RavenScreaming can't bring down a house.Yvette Bristle
"The Screaming Cream," The Human KindCream can't scream.Candy Welty
"Screaming Night Hog," SteppenwolfHogs don't scream.Yvette Bristle
"Sea Lion Woman," FeistMeh?? Would like to see her!Sean
"Sea Of Flames," Iron AngelWater isn't flammable.Yvette Bristle
"Sea Of Love ," Phil Phillips love is an emotion, so you can't have a sea of itRich
"Sea Of Smiling Faces," Bee GeesThe sea has no faces, smiling or otherwise.Yvette Bristle
"Sea Of Stars," Valerie CarterSeas have water, not stars.Yvette Bristle
"Seagreen Serenades," Silver ApplesSongs do not have visible color.Yvette Bristle
"Sealed With A Kiss," Brian HylandKissing is not a good way to seal something.Peter
"Searching for the Truth," Balance of Power weird kid106
"Seas of Cheese," PrimusI didn't know the seas are made of cheeseChazm
"Seasons In The Sun," Terry JacksThere are no seasons in or on the sun.Peter
"Seasons Of Love," Cast of 'Rent'Can seasons REALLY love?Brian
"Seasons Of My Heart," Willie NelsonHearts don't contain seasons.Yvette Bristle
"Seasons Of The Heart," John DenverHearts don't have seasons.Yvette Bristle
"Second Nature," Dan HartmanThere's only one natureMads
"Second's Best," Lee MorganNo. First is best.Yvette Bristle
"Secrets Of Love," DJ Bobo feat. SandraLove has no secrets!Mads
"See Right Through Me," MobileNot unless you have X-ray specsIsac
"See Right Through Me," MobilePeople aren't transparent. Only ghosts are.Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)
"Seize The Day," Avenged SevenfoldYou can't physically hold the day in your hands.Felicia
"Selling England by the Pound," GenesisEngland is a country, not merchandiseSusanna Viljanen
"Send Me An Angel," Real LifeWill that be Fed-Ex or UPS?Nigel Shave Cream
"Send Me The Moon," Sara BareillesThe Moon cannot be sent.Alyssa Jayne
"Sentimental Street," Night RangerStreets have no feelings or sentiments.Heather Brockwell
"Sentimental Sunday," Hayley MillsDays of the week have no sentiments.Yvette Bristle
"Set Adrift On Memory Bliss," P.M. DawnI've never heard of a body of water called that.Peter
"Set Fire To The Rain," AdeleEver tried to light a fire in rain?Peter
"Set Fire To The Rain," AdeleWater is not flammable.Yvette Bristle
"Set The World On Fire," Black Veil BridesYou simply can't set the entire world ablaze.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Seven Cities Of Gold," RushThere are no cities made of gold.Yvette Bristle
"Seven Day Weekend," Gary U.S. BondsWeekends cannot possibly be that long.Samantha Wayland
"Seven Day Weekend," Gary U.S. BondsWeekends only have TWO days--Saturday and SundayIsac
"Seven Days In One," Cindy OwensSeven days can't fit into one day.Yvette Bristle
"Seven Days to Nevermore," Balance of Power weird kid106
"Seven Impossible Days," Mr. BigDays are possible since they exist.Yvette Bristle
"Seven Seas of Rhye," QueenRhye is a fantasy world, not real life objectSusanna Viljanen
"Seventeen Forever," Metro StationWhat are you, a vampire? You can't be 17 forever!Rosa C.
"Seventeen Forever," Metro StationYou'll turn eighteen if you live long enough.Heather Brockwell
"Sex Bomb," Tom JonesHow can you have sex with a bomb?Mads
"Sex Machine," James BrownNo machine can have sex.Phillip 'Screw' Driver
"Sex on Fire," Kings of LeonIt's impossible because you would be getting burntDongquan
"Sex On Wheels," My Life With The Thrill Kill KultSex isn't a vehicle; thus no wheels.Rock Maninoff
"SeƱorita With A Necklace Of Tears," Paul SimonNecklaces can't be made from tears.Yvette Bristle
"Shades Of Loneliness," MashmakhanLoneliness has no color.Yvette Bristle
"Shades Of Time," SantanaTime has no color.Yvette Bristle
"Shades Of Truth," Bad ReligionTruth is not a color, therefore can have no shadesEvan
"Shadow of Death," Believer weird kid106
"The Shadow Of Your Smile," Tony BennettSmiles cannot cast shadows.Frosty The Cat
"Shadow Walks Away," Tom VerlaineShadows don't walk.Yvette Bristle
"Shadow's Play," Steven SeverinShadows don't play.Yvette Bristle
"Shadows Of Grief," Uriah HeepGrief doesn't cast shadows.Yvette Bristle
"Shadows Of Love," Bobby ChandlerLove doesn't cast shadows.Yvette Bristle
"Shake Hands With Beef," Primus Beef doesn't have hands Ninja Warrior
"Shake Heaven," Montell JordanHeaven isn't something that can be shaken.Isac
"Shake Heaven," Montell JordanNot unless there's an earthquakeAriana Crowne
"Shake The Disease," Depeche ModeAnd where would you shake it to, other people? Peter
"Shake The Sugar Tree," Pam TillisThere is no such treeLucinda Blair
"Shake Up Christmas," TrainAnd just how does one do THAT?Isac
"Shake Your Love," Debbie GibsonCan you really shake love?Franz Chong
"Shaking The Dreams From A Bedspread," John RapsonDreams can't be shaken from bedspreads.Yvette Bristle
"The Shame Just Drained," The EasybeatsShame is not an entity that can drain.Sheila Koffel
"Shame On The Moon," Bob SegerThe Moon is incapable of feeling shame. Peter
"Shame On The Night," DioThe night is incapable of being shamed.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Shattering The Skies Above," TriviumThe skies aren't made of glass.Chazm
"She Blinded Me With Science," Thomas DolbyYou just can't be blinded by science.Eac Zeffron
"She Can Wait Forever," TavaresNobody can.Yvette Bristle
"She Drives Me Out Of My Mind," The Swingin' MedallionsTo where and what kind of car?Peter
"She Is Always Seventeen," Harry ChapinYou're only 17 years of age for one year.Yvette Bristle
"She Is The Sunlight," Trading YesterdayPeople aren't sunlight.Yvette Bristle
"She Lives In My Lap," OutkastIf she did, your leg would look weird!Paul Warren
"She Shot A Hole In My Soul," Huey Lewis And The NewsA soul is not a physical entity and can't be shotHeather Brockwell
"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy," Kenny ChesneyA tractor can't be sexy!Christy McDaniel
"She Wandered Through the Garden Fence," Procol HarumNot without a chainsawSusanna Viljanen
"She's A Dime," B. SmoothNobody is a coin.Heather Brockwell
"She's A Rainbow," The Rolling StonesNo woman is a rainbow.Red Ruffcorn
"She's Electric," OasisThen what is she? Pikachu?Alan the Ottoman
"She's Every Woman," Garth BrooksA person can't be more than one person.Yvette Bristle
"She's Got Everything," The EssexNo person can attain everything.Yvette Bristle
"She's Like Heroin," System Of A DownShe can be injected into a vein?agent nerve
"She's My Kind Of Rain," Tim McGrawPeople are not rain.Candy Welty
"She's Perfect," Toby KeithNo person is perfect.Yvette Bristle
"She's The Blade," SugarcultA person can't be a bladeFranka
"Shepherd Moons," EnyaHow can a moon belong to a shepherd?Natasha Kershaw
"Shifting Whispering Sands," Jim ReevesSands don't whisper.Yvette Bristle
"Shine On Silver Sun," StrawbsThe Sun is not made of silver.Yvette Bristle
"Shine On You Crazy Diamond," Pink FloydThere is such thing as a crazy diamond?ICP4EVER
"Shine On Your Crazy Diamond," Pink FloydGemstones can't exhibit craziness.Yvette Bristle
"Shiny Happy People," R.E.M.People don't shine...usually.Sean
"Sho' Like To Ride On Your Star," Gene PageNo one can ride on a star.Yvette Bristle
"Shoot The Moonlight Out," Garland JeffreysIt can't be done.Yvette Bristle
"Shooting Shark," Blue Oyster CultHow does a shark shoot?!Yvette Bristle
"Shooting The Moon," Ok GoAgain, impossible, due to zero gravity.G
"Shot Down Love," Bobby KimballLove is an emotion and can't be shot down.Yvette Bristle
"A Shot of Rhythm and Blues," Arthur AlexanderThese things can't be shot from a gun or needle.Michael C
"Shotgun Blues," Guns N' RosesA weapon cannot feel sadness.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Shotgun Rider," Joe SunGuns can't be ridden.Candy Welty
"Shout at the Devil," Motley CrueOne cannot shout at the Devil.Pete
"Shout At The Devil," Motley CrueEven if the Devil exists, this can't be done.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Show Me Heaven," Maria McKeeHeaven cannot be shown.MOR
"Shrink the World," YellowCardRiiiight. Can't be done. Nope.Bryan Pardue
"Shrinking Universe," MuseThe universe is actually expandingEvan
"Shut Up Train," Little Big TownTrains can't talk or be told anything.Christy McDaniel
"Shy Hearts," Dan HartmanHearts can much, but(fourtunately) not be shyMads
"Siamese Twins (The Monkey And Me)," The KnackA monkey and a human cannot be conjoined.Yvette Bristle
"Sick For The Cure," CinderellaIsn't this a contradiction?GlamRockNinjaLord
"Sick Love Song," Motley CrueSongs are incapable of being sick.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Sidewalk Surfin'," Jan And DeanSidewalks are difficult to turn into surfboards.Peter
"Sidewalk Talk," JellybeanSidewalks do not talk.Francis A. Sissy
"Silence Is A Golden Mountain," Dan ZimmermanSilence is not a mountain (of any color).Carmen Stokes
"Silence Is Deadly," ShoesSilence doesn't kill.Yvette Bristle
"Silence Is Deafening," Napalm DeathNo, actually, silence is ......... uh, silent.Tiffany Carriker
"Silence Is Golden," The TremeloesSilence is not made from metal nor colouredSusanna Viljanen
"Silence Is King," Jim PhotogloThere has never been a king named Silence.Yvette Bristle
"Silence Is Loud," DJ DioneThis title is an oxymoron.Yvette Bristle
"Silent My Song," Lykke LiA song, by definition, has sound.Yvette Bristle
"Silent Night," TraditionalYou can't expect a day or night to be all quietChristy McDaniel
"Silent Night," TraditionalCan't be silent if you're singing about it.Melissa Conway
"Silent Running," Mike + The MechanicsEveryone makes a noise when running.Opie M.
"Silent Scream," SlayerThis is an oxymoron. Screams have sound.Yvette Bristle
"Silent Song," Beth HirschThis is an oxymoron. Songs have sound.Yvette Bristle
"Silent Song Through The Land," Ron DaviesA song, by definition, has sound.Yvette Bristle
"Silent Talking," Corey HartThis is an oxymoronTrina Lufkin
"Silicon World," Eiffel 65There's no world made of siliconMads
"Silly Love Songs," WingsLove songs are NOT silly.Emmanuelle Vaugier with maggots in her hair
"The Silver Gum Drop Tree," John FroggGum drops and trees are not silverIsac
"The Silver Gum Drop Tree," John FroggTrees don't grow gum drops.Yvette Bristle
"Silver Inches," EnyaWhat do THOSE look like? And how big are they?Diddims
"Silver Lady," David SoulA lady cannot be silver colored.Opie M.
"Silver Ocean," Flamming RasmussenOceans aren't made of silver nor colored silver.Yvette Bristle
"Sin For Dinner," Frozen GhostSins aren't edible.Yvette Bristle
"Sing Me A Picture," Ned MillerSinging can't create pictures.Yvette Bristle
"Sing Me Away," Night RangerYou cannot sing someone away.Peter Paul Mounds
"Sing Me Back Home," Merle HaggardThe death penalty isn't that easy to escape fromMichael E Cormier
"Sing Me Back Home," Merle HaggardSinging is not a means of transportationRachel Stedman
"Sing You Back To Me," Trisha YearwoodSinging is not a form of transportation.Andrea Greenleaf
"Singin' Bell," Willie NileBells don't sing.Yvette Bristle
"Singin' Lonely Songs," Johnny DarrellSongs can't experience loneliness.Yvette Bristle
"Singing Dead Men," BlutengelDead people can't sing.Yvette Bristle
"Singing Hills," Billy VaughnHills can't sing.Yvette Bristle
"Singing Me Home," Lady AntebellumSinging can't transport a person.Yvette Bristle
"The Singing Sea," The SeatbeltsNo body of water can sing.Lois Teem
"Singing Skies And Dancing Waters," John DenverSkies don't sing; water doesn't dance.Yvette Bristle
"Singing Winds, Crying Beasts," SantanaWinds don't sing.Yvette Bristle
"Sister of Night," Depeche ModeHow can night have a sister?J Campbell
"Sisters Of The Moon," Fleetwood MacThe moon doesn't have siblings.Yvette Bristle
"Sittin' On A Rainbow," Charlie StoneA rainbow will not support anyone's weight.Yvette Bristle
"Sitting On Top Of The World," CreamThe world has no top.Yvette Bristle
"Skating Away (on the Thin Ice of a New Day)," Jethro TullDays are not made of iceEvan
"Skin o' My Teeth," MegadethTeeth do not have skin.Chazm
"Skullcrusher Mountain," Jonathan CoultonMountains can't crush skullsEvan
"Sky Full Of Diamonds," Jim ShaunecyThe sky isn't filled with diamonds.Yvette Bristle
"The Sky Is A Poisonous Garden," Concrete BlondeThe sky is not a garden.Yvette Bristle
"The Sky Is Broken," MobyThe sky is no physical entity and can't break.Ruby Spinel
"The Sky Is Crying," Eric ClaptonYeah, that's called rain.Evan
"The Sky is Falling," Aidenthe sky can't fall!Lizzie
"Sleep Now in the Fire," Rage Against the MachineOWCH!!!Ned Riley
"Sleeping Gas," The Teardrop ExplodesNo gas is ever either asleep or awake.Daphne Fairhope
"Sleeping Satellite," Tasmin ArcherSatellites are incapable of sleeping.Guy Fee Etty
"Sleeping Stone," DuffyStones neither sleep nor have wakefulness.Heather Brockwell
"Sleeping Sun," NightwishThe Sun is incapable of sleeping.Yvette Bristle
"Slick City," Jesse Colin YoungThere is no city with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Slow Dancing With The Moon," Dolly PartonThe Moon is incapable of dancing.Yvette Bristle
"Sly Bones," Blodwyn PigBones can't exhibit slyness.Yvette Bristle
"Small Hours," John MartynAll hours are the same length of time.Yvette Bristle
"Smell Of Temptation," Fragments Of DirtTemptation doesn't have a smell.Yvette Bristle
"Smell The Color Blue," Dan PerrinColors can't be smelled.Yvette Bristle
"Smells Like Funk," Black Eyed PeasHow can something smell like funk!Stephanie
"Smells Like Nirvana," Weird Al YankovicI always wanted to know if Nirvana smelled good...miiko
"Smells Like Teen Spirit," NirvanaYou can't smell spirit CDD
"Smells Like Teen Spirit," NirvanaWhat does that smell like, gym socks and perfume?Jess Koopa
"The Smile Has Left Your Eyes," AsiaEyes don't smile. Mouths do.Candy Welty
"The Smile Of The Sun," HelloweenThe Sun doesn't smile.Yvette Bristle
"A Smile That Explodes," Joseph ArthurSmiles don't (literally) explode.Yvette Bristle
"Smiley Skeleton," PierrotBones aren't incredibly expressive.Kitase
"Smiling Islands," Robbie PattonIslands have never been known to smile.Isac
"Smiling Islands," Robbie PattonIslands don't smile.Yvette Bristle
"Smiling Wine," Great Speckled BirdWine is incapable of smiling.Yvette Bristle
"Smoke Coming Out Of Your Ears," The Electric JunkyardEars don't produce smoke.Yvette Bristle
"Smoke Shovelling Song," The Incredible String BandSmoke can't be shoveled.Yvette Bristle
"Smokin' Room," Carl CarltonThe room itself doesn't smoke. Peter
"Snakes Beneath The Skin," IlluminoscillateSnakes don't exist under one's skin.Yvette Bristle
"Snoopy vs The Red Baron," The Royal Guardsmen FussBudget
"Snoopy vs. the Red Baron," Royal GuardsmenVon Richthofen died long before Snoopy came aroundJeffrey Hope
"Snort Of Green," Willie BoboSnorts don't have color.Yvette Bristle
"Snorting Whiskey (Drinking Cocaine)," Pat TraversCan't snort a drink, can't drink a powder.Tab Cola
"Snowflakes Are Dancing," TomitaThey don't dance.Yvette Bristle
"So Happy I Could Die," Lady GagaHappiness does not promote dying.R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Soak Up The Sun," Sheryl CrowThat would be one mighty big sponge or bread piecePeter
"Soak Up The Sun," Sheryl CrowThat would take one big honkin' mop!Offender
"Soda Fountain Shuffle," Earl KlughEver see a soda fountain dance? No!Isac
"Soda Fountain Shuffle," Earl KlughSoda fountains don't dance.Yvette Bristle
"The Soft Parade," The DoorsIt would be a parade of tip-toeing people.Christy McDaniel
"The Soft Parade," The DoorsParades can neither be soft nor hard.Isac
"Solar Circus," The Soundtrack Of Our LivesThe Sun isn't a circus, nor does it have one.Yvette Bristle
"Soldier Of Love," WildstreetLove has no soldiersGlamRockNinjaLord
"Some Days Are Diamonds, Some Days Are Stones," John DenverDays are periods of time, not rocks or minerals.Kirsten Abercrombie
"Some Flowers Bloom Dead," The WallflowersIf a flower blooms, it's clearly alive, not deadRich
"Some Hearts Are Diamonds," Chris NormanNone are. Not even any playing cards.Yvette Bristle
"Some Humans Ain't Human," John PrineThis is an oxymoron. All humans are human.Yvette Bristle
"Some People Never Die," HawkwindAll people die sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"Someday I'll be Saturday Night," Bon JoviOh really...Is Friday still available?Ricky
"Someday I'll Be Saturday Night," Bon JoviActually, with a name change...Mayanas
"Someday We'll All Be Free," Harvey MasonSome people are imprisoned or otherwise not free.Yvette Bristle
"Someone Else's Tomorrow," Patty GriffinIt's everyone's tomorrow.Yvette Bristle
"Something Happened On The Way To Heaven," Phil CollinsSo is that what a near-death experience is like?Larcen Tyler
"Something Your Heart Has Been Telling Me," Roberta FlackHearts don't speak.Yvette Bristle
"Sometimes What Ends Doesn't," Hightide HotelWhen things end, they end.Yvette Bristle
"Somewhere Between Love And Tomorrow," Roy Clark"Love" and "tomorrow" are not locations.Candy Welty
"Somewhere Down The Crazy River," Robbie RobertsonRivers cannot go crazy.Lush Rimbaugh
"Son In Moon," Biff RoseMoons don't have people in them.Yvette Bristle
"Son Of A Gun," NirvanaWeapons can't have childrenEvan
"Son Of Lent," ScaffoldLent has no offspring.Yvette Bristle
"Son Of The Ice Bag," Hugh MasekelaIce bags don't have children.Yvette Bristle
"The Song Has No Ending," The Incredible String BandAll songs have endings.Yvette Bristle
"Song In My Heart," Earth, Wind & FireHearts don't contain music.Yvette Bristle
"The Song Is Love," Mary TraversEmotions can be sung about, not themselves sung.Raphael
"The Song Is You," Dave Brubeck QuartetSongs aren't people.Yvette Bristle
"The Song Remembers When," Trisha YearwoodSongs have no memory.Julia Farda
"A Song That Crawls ," Agents of Oblivion songs don't crawlGrillzforlife
"Song With No Music," Donna FargoA song, by definition, is music.Yvette Bristle
"A Song Without End," Edmund HockridgeNo song goes on forever. They all end @ some pointYvette Bristle
"Songs For The Deaf," Queens Of The Stone AgePretty sure that would be called poetry.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Songs Out Of Clay," Al StewartSongs can't be made from clay.Yvette Bristle
"Sons Of Thunder," HerderThunder doesn't have offspring.Yvette Bristle
"Sorrow In The Wind," Emmylou HarrisSorrow can't be carried by the wind.Yvette Bristle
"Sorrow Lives Here," Linda RonstadtSorrow is not a living thing.Yvette Bristle
"Sorry Is My Name," John ChristieNo. Your name is John. Is anyone named "Sorry"?Yvette Bristle
"Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word," Elton JohnA word itself is neither 'hard' or 'soft'.Peter
"The Soul Of My Suit," Marc Bolan and T. RexAs opposed to, say, a living bra?Pickle*
"Soul Singing," Black CrowesDoes a soul have a mouth to sing?Peter
"Soul Survivor," Young Jeezy/AkonHow is a soul a survivor?Corey Acklen
"Soul To Squeeze," Red Hot Chili PeppersYou cannot squeeze a soul.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Soulful Shade Of Blue," Buffy Sainte-MarieColors aren't soulful.Yvette Bristle
"Souls Of Black," TestamentHow would you know the color of a soul?GlamRockNinjaLord
"Sound of Silence," Simon & GarfunkelNo sounds in silence.Susanna Viljanen
"The Sound Of Sunshine," Michael Franti & SpearheadSunshine does not make a sound.Reggie Pillbox
"Sounds Of Silence," Simon And GarfunkelIt's either a sound or it's silenceBob Sponaugle
"Soupsville," Bud ShankThere is no place with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Sour Milk Sea," Crystal EmpireSeas are water, not sour milk.Yvette Bristle
"South Station Blues," The Joe Perry ProjectStations don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Southern California Wants To Be Western New York," Dar WilliamsGeographical regions are inanimate and can't want.Sarah Topsian
"Souvenir From A Dream," Tom VerlaineDreams don't produce souvenirs.Yvette Bristle
"Space Cowboy," Steve Miller BandThere are no cowboys or cows in space.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Space Girl Blues," DevoNo girls are from space in the first place!GlamRockNinjaLord
"Space King," Martha VelezSpace is not a monarchy.Yvette Bristle
"Space Lord," Monster MagnetThere is no lord in outer space.Rock Maninoff
"Space Truckin'," Deep PurpleImpossible, due to zero gravityG
"Space Trucking," Deep PurpleYo, how could there be trucks in space?Anonymous Bob
"Spanish Moon," Little FeatThe Moon has no nationality &belongs to no countryHeather Brockwell
"Spanish Sky," Chris IsaakThe sky can't be a nationality.Rich
"Spatula City," Weird Al YankovicCities aren't made of spatulas.Yvette Bristle
"Speak To The Sky," Rick SpringfieldOne cannot speak to the sky.Isac
"Speak With Your Eyes," Jan AndreSorry, but eyes can't talk.Yvette Bristle
"Speed King," Deep PurpleSpeed is not a monarchy.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Speed of Life," AlchemistLife does not have a speed.weird kid106
"Spice Up Your Life," Spice GirlsLife cannot be made spicyDiddims
"The Spirit Of Radio," RushA radio does not have a ghost.John Gumm
"Spirit Sleeps Inside ," La arc en' ciel I have no spirits sleepng inside me... Christian Spindler
"Spirits In The Material World," The PoliceSpirits aren't able to interact like that.Larcen Tyler
"Spit You Out," Bullet For My ValentineCan't have a person in your mouth to begin withFranka
"Sponge Boy," Fancy BooksPeople aren't sponges.Yvette Bristle
"Sponge Boy," Fancy BooksDo you mean SpongeBob SquarePants, perhaps?Isac
"Sprouts of Time," Angra weird kid106
"St. Anger," MetallicaNo such (known) saint existed...The Rev.A Palgut
"Stairway Of Love," Marty RobbinsLove is an emotion, not a stairway.Yvette Bristle
"Stairway To Heaven," Led ZeppelinNo, there isn't. (Nor an Elevator to Hell either.)Susanna Viljanen
"Stairway To Heaven," Led Zeppelin... tell me when you get therehippiedude5000
"Stairway To Heaven," Led Zeppelin Heather Brockwell
"Stairway to the Stars," Blue Oyster Cultlotsa freakin stairsdinkerbell
"Stand Inside Of Your Love," Smashing PumpkinsHow do get inside of an emotion?George Straitjacket
"Standing At the Edge of the Earth," Blessid Union Of SoulsThe earth is round, therefore it has no edge.Jeffrey Hope
"Standing In The Shadows Of Love," The Four TopsLove has no shadows.Isac
"Standing In The Shadows Of Love," Four TopsAs an emotion, love doesn't really cast any shadowPeter
"Standing On The Edge Of Goodbye," John BerryGoodbyes don't have edges to stand on.Candy Welty
"Star Eyes," Cal TjaderCelestial bodies don't have eyes.Yvette Bristle
"Starless Summer Sky," Marshall CrenshawThe sky always has stars, even if obscured.Yvette Bristle
"Starman," David BowieNo man is a celestial bodySusanna Viljanen
"Stars Fell On Alabama," Frankie LaineAnd Alabama is now gone, right? WRONG!Peter
"Stars Fell On Stockton," Shadows(Think about it!)FussBudget
"Stars Fell On Stockton," ShadowsThat must hurt. A lot.Katelyn
"Stars In My Eyes," SugarloafEyes are too small to put stars in them.Peter
"Stars In Your Eyes," Armor For SleepStars wouldn't fit in anybody's eye.Cheryl Jordan
"Stars On The Water," Rodney CrowellStars are in the sky, not on water.Yvette Bristle
"Starstruck," RainbowStars cannot strike anything.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Start The World Spinning," Sherry WeineNo one can control the earth's rotation.Yvette Bristle
"The State of Dreaming," Marina and The DiamondsThere is no such stateSara
"Stay Forever," Hal KetchumIt can't be done.Yvette Bristle
"Stay Frosty," Van HalenThe temperature cannot remain the same forever.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Stay Here Forever," JewelYou can't stay anywhere forever, except maybe jailChristy McDaniel
"The Staying Side Of Goodbye," John Conlee'Goodbye' doesn't have sides.Yvette Bristle
"Steal My Kisses," Ben HarperUnless he means Hershey's Kisses, which I doubt!Larcen Tyler
"Steal My Sunshine," LenIf it were mine; you'd need a huge getaway car.George Straitjacket
"Steal The Night," Stevie WoodsThe night cannot be stolen.Reggie Pillbox
"Steel Men," Jimmy DeanPeople aren't made of steel.Yvette Bristle
"Steel Monkey," Jethro TullMonkeys aren't made of steel.Yvette Bristle
"Step Inside Love," Cilla BlackLove isn't a building or room that you step insidePeter
"Step Into Christmas," Elton JohnOne cannot "step" into Christmas.Isac
"Step Into My Heart," Ronnie & RobynHearts can't be stepped into.Yvette Bristle
"Step Out Of Your Mind," The American BreedA mind can't be stepped out of.Yvette Bristle
"Still Of The Night," WhitesnakeThe night cannot be still, things move at night.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Stone Fire," Jimi HendrixStone doesn't burn.Candy Welty
"Stone In Love," JourneyLove is an emotion not a container.ThatAwesomeGuy
"Stone In Love With You," The StylisticsA stone can't be in love.Fiona Apple Cider
"Stone Love," The SupremesLove is not a mineral.Reggie Pillbox
"Stone Tears," The SamplesNo tears are made of stone.Heather Brockwell
"Stone Woman," AmorphisA human being is not a stone figure.CJ
"Stop Before You Start," Sandie ShawYou can't stop something before you start it.Yvette Bristle
"Stop Draggin' My Heart Around," Stevie Nicks and Tom PettySeriously doubt Tom could literally do this.Peter
"Stop The Sun," Elysian FieldsThe Sun can't be stopped.Candy Welty
"Stop The World," The ClashNobody can stop it.Yvette Bristle
"Stop the World (And Let Me Off)," Patsy ClineWhere would you go?Carolee
"Storm in a Teacup," MilburnBloody big teacupWillz
"Storm In My Heart," The ChantonesHearts can't contain storms.Yvette Bristle
"Stormbringer," Deep PurpleNobody can evoke weather phenomenaSusanna Viljanen
"Stranded In The Middle Of Noplace," The Righteous BrothersThey must be at some location, not "noplace"Yvette Bristle
"Strawberry Fields Forever," The BeatlesThey have to end SOMEtime!Diddims
"The Strawberry Girl," The NitsGirls aren't made of strawberries.Yvette Bristle
"Strawberry Letter 23," The Brothers JohnsonYou cannot write a letter on an actual strawberry.Opie M.
"Street Of Dreams," RainbowStreets aren't made of dreams.Yvette Bristle
"Street Singing," Lady FlashStreets do not sing.Frosty The Cat
"Streetheart," Rachel SweetRoads don't have hearts.Yvette Bristle
"Streets Of Love," The Rolling StonesPaved streets are incapable of emotions.Peter
"Strength Beyond Strength," Panteralast time i checked, YOU CANT DO THIS!!i rock so much
"Strong Badia National Anthem," Strong BadThere's no such country as Strong Badia.Dionne Peacewick
"Strong Enough To Break," HansonThis should be pretty self-explanatory...James
"Stuck In A Moment You Can't Get Out Of," U2Time stands still for no man, even Bono.Peter
"Stuck In Paradise," The Sweet MarieHow would you know if you were stuck there?Peter
"Stuck On You," Lionel RichieOnly time this happens is w/ conjoined twins.Peter
"Suck My Kiss," Red Hot Chili PeppersHow does one suck a kiss?GlamRockNinjaLord
"Suedehead," MorrisseyNever seen a person's head made out of Suede.Peter
"Suffragette City," David BowieThere is no city with that nameSusanna Viljanen
"Sugar Foot Rag," RhinocerosFeet aren't made of sugar.Yvette Bristle
"Sugar Man," Kris KristoffersonNo person is made of sugar.Yvette Bristle
"Sugar Moon," Pat BooneThe Moon is not made of sugar.Yvette Bristle
"Sugar Mountain," Neil YoungMountains aren't made of sugar.Yvette Bristle
"Sugar Town," Nancy SinatraWhich later turns into Ant City?Peter
"Sugar Walls," Sheena EastonA place with those walls would draw bugs.Peter
"Suicidal Flowers," Crystal ChandelierFlowers can't kill themselves.Yvette Bristle
"Suicide City," Lee MorganThere is no city with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Suitcase Full Of Dreams," Willie BoboSuitcases can't have dreams in them.Yvette Bristle
"The Summer Knows," Earl KlughSeasons are incapable of knowing.Yvette Bristle
"Summer Side Of Love," Mason ProffitLove is an emotion and doesn't have sides.Yvette Bristle
"Summer Snow," Blue MagicIt doesn't snow in the summerSarah D.
"Summer Wine," Nancy Sinatra & Lee HazlewoodWine does not have its own season.Tim Burr
"Summertime Blues," Eddie CochranDaylight Saving Time does not have coloursSusanna Viljanen
"The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine (Anymore)," The Walker Bros.The sun HAS to shine.Micky
"The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore," The Walker BrothersIt'll be dark, and everything will die!crazydon
"The Sun Ain't Shining No More," The Asteroids Galaxy TourThe Sun is always shining, even when hidden.Yvette Bristle
"The Sun Always Shines On TV," A-haNOT! I've seen it rain on television. Peter
"The Sun Forgot To Shine This Morning," Ella FitzgeraldThe sun always shines, sometimes hidden by clouds.Yvette Bristle
"Sun In My Hand," Scorpionsonly in your dreamsMSG
"Sun In My Mouth," BjorkShe wants us thinking her mouth's that big?!?Naomi Swanson
"The Sun In The Stream," EnyaUnless you're talking about a reflection...Diddims
"The Sun Is A Very Magic Fellow," DonovanSince when does the sun do magic or be a fellow?KL Fan
"The Sun Is Green," Chapter VWhen has the sun ever been green?!Yvette Bristle
"The Sun Is Just A Hole In The Sky," The Mystic CrashThe sun is a star, not a hole.Yvette Bristle
"Sun King," The BeatlesOne cannot rule the sun.Paul Bear
"The Sun Maid," Soul AsylumThe Sun does not have a maid.Opie M.
"Sun of Nothing," Between the Buried and Me weird kid106
"The Sun Says," Cock SparrerThe Sun doesn't speak.Yvette Bristle
"Sun Shines Out Of Your Shoes," The VoguesThe Sun is not inside a person's shoes.Yvette Bristle
"Sun Ship," John ColtraneThe Sun isn't a ship, nor does it have one.Yvette Bristle
"The Sun Will Never Shine," Barclay James HarvestThe Sun is always shining, even if hidden.Yvette Bristle
"The Sun's Gliding!," Tom VerlaineThe Sun doesn't glide.Yvette Bristle
"Sunday Morning Coming Down," Kris KristoffersonMornings arrive on a time scale, not vertically.Heather Brockwell
"Sunday's Gonna Come On Tuesday," The New EstablishmentSunday comes on Sunday, not Tuesday!Yvette Bristle
"Sunless Saturday," FishboneThe Sun always shines, but may be hidden.Candy Welty
"Sunset At Noon," Kenny GThe Sun never sets in the middle of the day.Yvette Bristle
"Sunshine (Open Up Your Heart)," Jet Street featuring RemiSunshine can't open things & it has no heart.Yvette Bristle
"Sunshine Cake," Vigrass & OsborneCake isn't made of sunshine.Yvette Bristle
"Sunshine Feelin'," Susan RayeSunshine can't feel or have feelings.Yvette Bristle
"Sunshine In The Shade," The FixxWouldn't sunshine be out of the shade?ThatAwesomeGuy
"Sunshine Of Your Love," CreamLove is not a celestial body but an emotionSusanna Viljanen
"Sunspot Baby," Bob SegerSunspots don't procreate nor are they inhabitable.Janice Ferrell
"Superman's Dead," Our Lady PeaceHe's fictional, so he wasn't alive to begin with.Jim Rummy
"Sure The Boy Was Green," HorslipsNo person is green-colored.Yvette Bristle
"Sure The Boy Was Green," HorslipsCould be possible: Perhaps he was seasick?Isac
"Surf City," Jan & DeanThere is no city with that name.Susanna Viljanen
"Surfin' Bird," The TrashmenBirds don't ride surfboardsMarcia Zarwetten-Grassi
"Surfin' Safari," The Beach BoysA safari's an overland excursion, no-go for surfinWanda Ruppendown
"Surfin' USA," The Beach BoysSurfin' happens in water. USA is mostly land.Wanda Ruppendown
"Surfing on a Rocket," AirYou'd probably slide off to your death.Tommy
"Surprise! You're Dead," Faith No MoreThe dead can't be surprised.Heather Brockwell
"Surrender The Rain," Lindsey BuckinghamRain isn't a belonging and can't be surrendered.JC Foster
"Suzy Snowflake," Rosemary ClooneySnowflakes don't have names.Jamie Burke
"Swallowed In The Sea," ColdplaySea made of water has no mouth.Peter
"Swamp Man," Martha VelezNo person is a swamp.Yvette Bristle
"Sweating Bullets," MegadethA person cannot physically sweat bulletsChazm
"Sweert Home Alabama," Lynyrd SkynyrdReal estate does not have tasteSusanna Viljanen
"Sweet Danger," Angel WitchDanger has no flavor.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Sweet Dreams," La BoucheDreams have no tastePetey
"Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)," EurythmicsDreams have no taste.Mike
"Sweet Emotion," AerosmithEmotions have no flavor.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Sweet Emotion," AerosmithEmotions can neither be sweet nor sourPBJ
"Sweet Escape," Gwen StefaniWhen you taste one, let me know!Peter Lau
"Sweet Gingerbread Man," Bobby ShermanA living man cannot be made of gingerbread.Opie M.
"Sweet Heartaches," Eddie FisherThis title is an oxymoron. Heartaches aren't sweetYvette Bristle
"Sweet Impossible You," Brenda LeeAll people must be possible since they exist!Yvette Bristle
"Sweet Leaf," Black SabbathHow would you know how a leaf would taste! EW!!!!!Anonymous Bob
"Sweet Misery," Michelle BranchThis title is an oxymoron. Misery isn't sweet.Yvette Bristle
"Sweet Nothing," Calvin Harris''Nothing'' has no taste.Mike
"Sweet Pain," KissPain does not have a flavor.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Sweet Religion," Imogen HeapReligion does not have tasteChazm
"Sweet Surrender," Sarah McLachlanSurrendering has no taste.Odie Garfield
"Sweet Torture," Ketty LesterThis title is an oxymoron. Torture isn't sweet.Yvette Bristle
"Sweet Wine Of Love," Robin TrowerLove is an emotion, not wine.Yvette Bristle
"The Sweetest Days," Vanessa WilliamsDays have no taste.Steave
"Swerve City," DeftonesI can't find this city on any maps.Ollie the Opossum
"Swing Life Away," Rise AgainstIf only it was that easy.Lizzie
"Swingin' On A Rainbow," Frankie AvalonNo person or thing can swing on a rainbow.Candy Welty
"Swingin' School," Bobby RydellSchools don't swing.Yvette Bristle
"Swinging On A Star," Bing CrosbyAnd who would do the pushing?oldtimer
"Swinging On A Star," Bing CrosbyStars are too hot to hold on to, and swing on.Peter
"Swingtown," Steve Miller BandThere's no locality called Swingtown.Open Mike
"Sympathetic Noose," Black Rebel Motorcycle ClubSo...the noose feels bad that it's hanging you?Mike
"Symptom Of The Universe," Black SabbathThe universe cannot get diseases.GlamRockNinjaLord

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