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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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"Yankee Rose," David Lee RothNo such type of flower exists.GlamRockNinjaLord
"The Yard Went On Forever," Richard HarrisNo plot of land goes on forever.Yvette Bristle
"Year Long Summer," The BriefsSummer lasts only three months (1 qtr of the year)Yvette Bristle
"Year Of The Cat," Al StewartCats have more than one year.Whatsmyname
"A Year Without Rain," Selena GomezIt's gotta rain at least one day in a year.Chowder
"Year Zero," 30 Seconds To MarsThe year 1 A.D. immediately followed 1 B.C.Yvette Bristle
"Yellow Ledbetter," Pearl JamWhatever it is, I don't think it exists.Frosty The Cat
"Yesterday All Day Long Today," Jeannie C. RileyYesterday is gone and doesn't exist today.Candy Welty
"Yesterday I Was A Cow," Howie BWhat did he since turn into that could sing?Ashley Michelle McGowan
"Yesterday Is Here," Tom WaitsYesterday is gone. Today is here.Yvette Bristle
"Yesterday Keeps Getting In The Way," The Sounds Of SunshineYesterday is gone.Yvette Bristle
"Yesterday Man," Roz BellWhen are people dates?Peter Lau
"Yesterday Once More," The CarpentersYesterday is gone and not returningHeather Brockwell
"Yesterday's Tomorrow," Peter, Paul & MaryYesterday and tomorrow aren't the same day.Yvette Bristle
"Yesterday, When I Was Young," Roy ClarkYeah, Roy--you were one day younger yesterday...Doug Montgomery
"Yo Mama's A Pajama," Spin DoctorsAn item of clothing can't give birth to offspring.Arlene Titshaw
"You Am I," Static-XNot only is that impossible, it's bad grammar.The Face Smasher
"You And Me Against The World," Helen ReddyTwo people alone can't fight the world.Brad Armpitt
"You Are A Song," Batdorf & RodneyPeople aren't songs.Yvette Bristle
"You Are Everything," The StylisticsIncluding that large dog turd over there...Tony
"You Are Everything," The StylisticsNo person or persons could be everything!Heather Brockwell
"You Are Forever," Smokey RobinsonNobody is forever.Yvette Bristle
"You Are Golden," IncognitoNo person is composed of goldWanda Pierce
"You Are Music," The ArborsPeople aren't music.Yvette Bristle
"You Are My Christmas," Bobby Bland No person is a holiday.Yvette Bristle
"You Are My Destiny," Paul AnkaIs he thinking he'll become whom he's addressing?Heather Brockwell
"You Are My House," Oscar P Featuring AmaPeople are not houses.Yvette Bristle
"You Are My Starship," Norman ConnorsNo person can become a starship.Jackson Black
"You Are My Sunshine," Ray CharlesNo one can be anyone's sunshine.Reggie Pillbox
"You Are The Everything," R.E.M.WowMatt
"You Are The Light," Jens LekmanA person can't be a light.Heather Brockwell
"You Are The Music In Me," High School Musical 2 CastHow?The Parody Machine
"You Are The Music, You Are My Song," Charly McClain with Wayne MasseyPeople aren't music or songs.Yvette Bristle
"You Are The Only Song," Harry ChapinPeople aren't songs.Yvette Bristle
"You Are The Rain," Paul GriffinPeople aren't rain.Yvette Bristle
"You Are The Sun," Lionel RichieMust have a really hot relationship! (get it?)Larcen Tyler
"You Are The Sunshine Of My Life," Stevie WonderNo person can be sunshine.Reggie Pillbox
"You Belong To My Heart," Jane MorganHearts can't possess anyone or anything.Yvette Bristle
"You Belong To My Heart," Bing CrosbyBody organs don't have their own possessions.George Straitjacket
"You Broke My Heart In 17 Places," Tracey UllmanNot a thing one could count and live to sing aboutHeather Brockwell
"You Broke The Sun," AbydosThe sun is not breakable.StrangeMan253
"You Brought The Woman Out Of Me," Evie SandsNew way for a sex change? Evie's now a man?Peter
"You Can Do Magic," AmericaIt's just an illusionMOR
"You Can Do Magic," AmericaSome people actually CAN; others can't.Quarkfetch
"You Can Do Magic," AmericaNope. Tried it. Couldn't do it. :-(Isac
"You Can Have The Moon," The Tuli BrothersNo one can own the moon.Yvette Bristle
"You Can Make History (Young Again)," Elton JohnHistory is in the past, so it can't be made young Peter
"You Can Move Mountains," Stiff Little FingersNeither I nor anyone else can do this!Kara Oke
"You Can't Hold A Man," Ann PeeblesMen can be held.Yvette Bristle
"You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd," Roger MillerIt's foolish, but it can be done.Kara Oke
"You Can't Say No In Acapulco," Elvis Presleyof course you can !!mina
"You Can't Sit Down," The DovellsUnless you have an extreme case of hemoroids. Peter
"You Decorated My Life," Kenny RogersLife is not something that can be decorated.Victoria
"You Decorated My Life," Kenny RogersIs decorating a life like decorating for holidays?Peter
"You Don't Need A Heart," Teddy RandazzoYes, you do. Otherwise, you can't live.Yvette Bristle
"You Dropped A Bomb On Me," Gap BandYou'd be dead and you wouldn't be singingDiddims
"You Enjoy Myself," PhishGrammar fail: Viewpoint is inconsistent.Andrew
"You Gave Me A Mountain," Frankie LaineWow, that must have been difficult to carry.Peter
"You Gave The World To Me," Bill MedleyNo one can own the world.Yvette Bristle
"You Give Love A Bad Name," Bon JoviNo one can really give love a name, bad or good.Peter
"You Go Right Through Me," Jerry ButlerPeople can't pass through other people.Yvette Bristle
"You Gonna Fly," Keith UrbanSorry, Only bugs and some birds can do that.Christy McDaniel
"You Got Your Head On Backwards," The SonicsOne's head can't be put on backward.Yvette Bristle
"You Gotta Make Your Own Sunshine," Neil SedakaPeople can't make sunshine.Yvette Bristle
"You Have It All," John MilesNobody has everything.Heather Brockwell
"You Held The World In Your Arms Tonight," IdlewildReally? How large must you be?emmlingtrol
"You Left Me With A Broken Heart," Houston WellsYou couldn't live with a literally broken heart.Yvette Bristle
"You Left Memories Layin' (All Over The Place)," Tammy WynetteMemories don't lay.Yvette Bristle
"You Let The Moon Break Your Heart," Buddy WrightThe moon can't break anything.Yvette Bristle
"You Light Up My Life," Debby BooneUm, how do you ignite a person's life?Diddims
"You Make My Dreams," Hall And OatesNo, your sound-asleep head makes your dreams.Peter
"You Make My Skies Turn Blue," Tammy WynetteThe sky is ALWAYS blue, isn't it!?Chowder
"You Make My Skies Turn Blue," Tammy WynetteNo one can control the color of the sky.Yvette Bristle
"You Never Cross My Mind," John ConleeUntrue, since he's singing about "you"Yvette Bristle
"You Only Live Twice," Nancy SinatraNO! Everybody only lives ONCE!Chowder
"You Only Live Twice," Nancy Sinatra FussBudget
"You Put The Beat In My Heart," Eddie RabbittAn oxymoron! Hearts just beat naturally.Isac
"You Put The Beat In My Heart," Eddie Hearts beat naturally.Yvette Bristle
"You Shine On Me," Luz DivinaPeople don't emit light.Pete
"You Shook Me All Night Long," AC/DCYou must be really dizzyRicky
"You Spin Me Around (Like A Record) ," Dead Or AliveAre you a 16, 33, 45 or 78 rpm record?Peter
"You Stepped Into My Life," Melba MooreHow does one (literally) step into another's life?Isac
"You Stepped Out Of A Dream," Nat King ColeNo one can step out of a dream.Yvette Bristle
"You Stole My Heart," HarmonyShe wouldn't be singing with her heart gone.Victoria Abbot
"You Stole The Sun From My Heart," Manic Street PreachersNot so, I didn't even know the sun could fit therePeter
"You Talk Sunshine, I Breathe Fire," The Amboy DukesTalk isn't visible. Inhaling fire may injure/kill.Yvette Bristle
"You Taught Me How To Cry," Toni HarperPeople don't need to be taught how to cry.Yvette Bristle
"You Taught Me How To Speak In Love," Marlena ShawLove is an emotion, not a language.Yvette Bristle
"You Took The Words Right Out Of Mouth," Meat LoafWords aren't able to be taken out of a mouth.Peter
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Heart," Benny GoodmanHearts don't have words in them.Candy Welty
"You Tore Me Up Inside," Doris TroyIf true, she wouldn't be singing.Yvette Bristle
"You Turn Me On, I'm A Radio," Joni Mitchell Lucinda Blair
"You Turn Me On, I'm A Radio," Joni MitchellPeople aren't audio equipment.Chowder
"You Turned My World Around," Frank SinatraI must be some super strong person!Peter
"You Were A Mountain," Julie ReevesNo person has ever been a mountain.Yvette Bristle
"You Were Gone Before You Had A Chance To Leave ," Sammi SmithNo one can be gone without having left.Yvette Bristle
"You Will Set The World On Fire," David BowieYou cannot set the ENTIRE world aflame.GlamRockNinjaLord
"You'll Be In My Heart," Phil Collinswow, u must have a purty big heart, huh?MK
"You'll Be In My Heart," Phil CollinsI SERIOUSLY doubt I'd fit in there!Chowder
"You're A Beat," Eastbound ExpresswayPeople aren't beats.Yvette Bristle
"You're A God," Vertical HorizonOne would have to be immortal, and you're not.whatever
"You're A Part Of Me," Susan JacksA person can't be part of another person.Candy Welty
"You're An Ocean," FastballMetaphorically, maybe. Literally, no.Dan
"You're Goin' Up To The Bottom," Giles StrangeYou go up to the top, not the bottom.Yvette Bristle
"You're Here, You're There," Shep FieldsYou can't be in two places at the same time.Yvette Bristle
"You're In My Heart," Rod StewartWho are you singing to, Rod, a parasite?Diddims
"You're In My Heart," Rod Stewart Heather Brockwell
"You're Just A Flower From An Old Bouquet," The Andrews SistersPeople aren't flowers.Yvette Bristle
"You're Looking At Country," Loretta LynnYou listen to country music, not look at it.Polly Darton
"You're My Better Half," Keith UrbanNot unless you're siamese twinsIsabella Jane
"You're My Driving Wheel," The SupremesPeople aren't wheels.Yvette Bristle
"You're My Every Need," John TropeaA person isn't needs like air, food, and drinkYvette Bristle
"You're My Everything," Santa EsmeraldaOne cannot be everything.Nate Loverboy
"You're My First, My Last, My Everything," Barry WhiteNo way is anyone all that. Peter
"You're My Heart, You're My Soul," Modern Talking Anatomically and spiritually impossible.Susanna Viljanen
"You're My Jamaica," Charley PrideNo person is any island.Heather Brockwell
"You're My Sunday," Jessica SimpsonUnless she's addressing a day, which can't hear.Idont Havaname
"You're My World," Guys 'n' DollsA person or persons cannot be anyone's world.Tony The Tiger Woods
"You're My World," Cilla BlackNo one can be a whole world!Wendy Torrance
"You're Nobody 'Til Somebody Loves You," Dean MartinIf so, I wouldn't exist and couldn't post thisDaisy Pappus
"You're Nobody (Till Somebody Kills You)," The Notorious B.I.G.Don't know where to startMatt
"You're Not A Bad Ghost, Just An Old Song," MelaniePeople aren't songs.Yvette Bristle
"You're Not You," The Good LifeA person can only be herself or himself.Yvette Bristle
"You're Perfect," SemisonicNobody's perfect.Yvette Bristle
"You're So Last Summer," Taking Back SundayA person can't be a season.Heather Brockwell
"You're The Biggest Part Of Me," AmbrosiaNo one is literally part of somebody else.Twila Paris Hilton
"You're The Cream In My Coffee," Nat King ColeNo one is cream OR an ingredient in coffee.Shelley Potts
"You're the Devil in Disguise," Elvis PresleyWould not want to date that chickRich
"You're The Love," Seals & CroftsLove is an emotion, not a person.Yvette Bristle
"You're The Only Woman," AmbrosiaNo, there are more women than one.Lauren Overstreet
"You're The Only Woman (You & I)," AmbrosiaNo one is the only woman, nor could that be You&I.Heather Brockwell
"You're The Sound Of Love," The Peppermint RainbowPeople aren't sounds; love isn't a sound.Yvette Bristle
"You've Got Everything," Low Cut ConnieNobody can have everything in their possessions.Winter Pepper
"You've Got Everything Now," The SmithsNo person can attain everything.Kara Oke
"You've Got Her In Your Pocket," The White StripesShe must be really small.Kayla
"You've Got Me Dangling On A String," Chairmen Of The BoardThat must have been one BIG string!Peter
"Young Dreams," Elvis PresleyDreams don't age. Peter
"Young Emotions," Ricky NelsonEmotions don't age. Peter
"Young Forever," Jay-ZYouth doesn't last forever.Yvette Bristle
"The Young Grow Younger Every Day," Burt BacharachAging can't be reversed.Yvette Bristle
"Young Guns (Go For It)," Wham!Guns can be new, but not young.Boxx
"Young Hearts Run Free," Candi StatonA heart runs (beats) in a body, not free.Yvette Bristle
"Young Love," Sonny JamesLove does not have an age.Whateveryouwanttocallme
"Younger Than Yesterday," Real EstateAging can't be reversed.Yvette Bristle
"Your Body Is A Wonderland," John MayerA body is not a piece of land.Open Mike Knight
"Your Cash Ain't Nothin' But Trash," Steve Miller BandCash has value.Yvette Bristle
"Your Cheatin' Heart," Hank WilliamsHearts can't get out of a body & cheat.Peter
"Your Heart Is An Empty Room," Death Cab For CutieThat would deny physicsAtrichoke_Man
"Your Heart is an Empty Room.," Death Cab For CutieDoubt it.Jake
"Your Heart Is As Black As Night," Melody GardotPeople's hearts aren't black in color.Yvette Bristle
"Your Heart Is Free Just Like The Wind," Vikki CarrA heart is in a body, not free.Yvette Bristle
"Your Kisses Kill Me," Eydie GormeKisses alone can't kill someone.Yvette Bristle
"Your Love Is A Song," SwitchfootLove is not music.Heather Brockwell
"Your Love Is King," SadeNobody's emotions are royality.Peter
"Your Love Is Like A Melody," EnchantmentLove is an emotion, not a song.Yvette Bristle
"Your Love Is My Drug," KeShaLove is not a medication.Heather Brockwell
"Your Mind Is On Vacation," Marlena ShawYour mind can't vacate your body.Yvette Bristle
"Your Name Is Beautiful," Carl SmithIs anyone named "Beautiful"? Not that I know of!Candy Welty
"Your Nose Is Gonna Grow," Johnny CrawfordOnly ever happened to the fictional Pinocchio.Peter
"Your Rain," Akira YamaokaNobody possess the rain.Heather Brockwell
"Your Silent Face," New OrderHuh?G

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