Names -> Literally Impossible Song Titles -> Y
Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "Yesterday Man," Roz Bell | When are people dates? | Peter Lau |
| "Yesterday, When I Was Young," Roy Clark | Yeah, Roy--you were one day younger yesterday... | Doug Montgomery |
| "Yo Mama's A Pajama," Spin Doctors | An item of clothing can't give birth to offspring. | Arlene Titshaw |
| "You Are Everything," The Stylistics | Including that large dog turd over there... | Tony |
| "You Are Everything," The Stylistics | No person or persons could be everything! | Heather Brockwell |
| "You Are The Everything," R.E.M. | Wow | Matt |
| "You Are The Music In Me," High School Musical 2 Cast | How? | The Parody Machine |
| "You Are The Sun," Lionel Richie | Must have a really hot relationship! (get it?) | Larcen Tyler |
| "You Broke The Sun," Abydos | weird kid106 | |
| "You Can Do Magic," America | It's just an illusion | MOR |
| "You Can't Say No In Acapulco," Elvis Presley | of course you can !! | mina |
| "You Can't Sit Down," The Dovells | Unless you have an extreme case of hemoroids. | Peter |
| "You Dropped A Bomb On Me," Gap Band | You'd be dead and you wouldn't be singing | Diddims |
| "You Held The World In Your Arms Tonight," Idlewild | Really? How large must you be? | emmlingtrol |
| "You Light Up My Life," Debby Boone | Um, how do you ignite a person's life? | Diddims |
| "You Only Live Twice," Nancy Sinatra | FussBudget | |
| "You Shook Me All Night Long," AC/DC | You must be really dizzy | Ricky |
| "You Spin Me Around (Like A Record) ," Dead Or Alive | Are you a 16, 33, 45 or 78 rpm record? | Peter |
| "You Turn Me On, I'm A Radio," Joni Mitchell | Lucinda Blair | |
| "You Were but a Ghost in My Arm," Agalloch | weird kid106 | |
| "You'll Be In My Heart," Phil Collins | wow, u must have a purty big heart, huh? | MK |
| "You're A God," Vertical Horizon | One would have to be immortal, and you're not. | whatever |
| "You're In My Heart," Rod Stewart | Who are you singing to, Rod, a parasite? | Diddims |
| "You're In My Heart," Rod Stewart | Heather Brockwell | |
| "You're My Better Half," Keith Urban | Not unless you're siamese twins | Isabella Jane |
| "You're My First, My Last, My Everything," Barry White | No way is anyone all that. | Peter |
| "You're My Sunday," Jessica Simpson | Unless she's addressing a day, which can't hear. | H. Tim Smith |
| "You're My World," Cilla Black | No one can be a whole world! | Wendy Torrance |
| "You're Nobody 'Til Somebody Loves You," Dean Martin | If so, I wouldn't exist and couldn't post this | Daisy Pappus |
| "You're Nobody (Till Somebody Kills You)," The Notorious B.I.G. | Don't know where to start | Matt |
| "You've Got Her In Your Pocket," The White Stripes | She must be really small. | Kayla |
| "Young Dreams," Elvis Presley | Dreams don't age. | Peter |
| "Young Emotions," Ricky Nelson | Emotions don't age. | Peter |
| "Your Heart Is An Empty Room," Death Cab For Cutie | That would deny physics | Atrichoke_Man |
| "Your Heart is an Empty Room.," Death Cab For Cutie | Doubt it. | Jake |
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