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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with N

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks," Panic At The Disco	Nails and tacks are NOT edible.	Lizzie
"Naked Sunday," Stone Temple Pilots	A day can't wear clothes	been_a_son
"Nature Trail To Hell," Weird Al Yankovic	No nature trails go there.	Yvette Bristle
"Necklace Of Teardrops," The Humdingers	How can a necklace be made of teardrops?!	Yvette Bristle
"The Needle Lies," Queensryche	How can a needle lie?	Diddims
"Neon Knights," Black Sabbath	Knights are soldiers, not noble gases.	Susanna Viljanen
"Neon Moon," Brooks & Dunn	The Moon isn't made of neon, nor is it a neon sign	Trina Lufkin
"Neon Rainbow," The Box Tops	That's a pretty ugly sign.	Daisaigai Katja
"Neon Rainbow," The Box Tops		Natalie Snortman
"Never Alone," Lady Antebellum	But sometimes you are.	Lynnetta Lore
"Never Can Say Goodbye," Jackson 5	You can say goodbye at any time.	Reggie Pillbox
"Never Die," Creed	Oh,it explains itself	bob with 2 b's
"Never Ending Song Of Love," Delaney And Bonnie And Friends	Eventually even a love song will end.	Peter
"Never Ending Story," Limahl	That's all, folks	Susanna Viljanen
"Never Gonna Give You Up," Rick Astley	Eventually he will have to.	Yvette Bristle
"Never Gonna Leave This Bed," Maroon 5	They can't stay there forever.	Candy Welty
"Never Gonna Let You Die," Adeaze	No one lives forever.	Yvette Bristle
"Never Say Never," Romeo Void	This phrase already says the word 'never' twice.	Logan
"Never Tell An Angel (When Your Heart's On Fire)," The Stompers	If your heart were on fire, death would result.	Yvette Bristle
"Neverending Story," Limahl	Every story has to have an end	David
"New Dark Ages," Bad Religion	I'm pretty sure we're living in the post-Dark Ages	Evan
"New Moon Over Jamaica," Johnny Cash	It's the same old moon as ever	Susanna Viljanen
"New Potato Caboose," Grateful Dead	Unless the potato is big enough...	Diddims
"New York City (You're a Woman)," Al Kooper	New York City is a city, not a human being	Sutch
"Next Door to an Angel," Neil Sedaka	Not unless you are in Heaven	David
"The Night Chicago Died," Paper Lace	A city can never actually die.	Isac
"The Night Chicago Died," Paper Lace	Chicago isn't a living thing, so it can't die.	Carmen Nunki
"The Night Has A Thousand Eyes," Bobby Vee	No it doesn't!	Offender
"The Night I Died," Supercluster	When you're dead, you can't sing or say anything.	Candy Welty
"Night In My Veins," Pretenders	Just impossible.	Peter
"Night Of The Living Dead," Misfits	the dead are dead. they cant live.	maggot army
"Night on the Sun," Modest Mouse	There are no nights on the sun... ever.	Nestor Abreu
"The Night They Blew Up The Moon," Hot Rod Circuit	The moon can't be blown to pieces.	Yvette Bristle
"Nights Are Forever Without You," England Dan And John Ford Coley	Nights don't last forever.	Yvette Bristle
"Nine In The Afternoon," Panic At The Disco	Chronologically, it's non-existent.	Rip Jeans
"No Arms Can Ever Hold You," Bobby Vinton	Why do I have Vaseline on them, permanently?	Peter
"No Good, Nowhere World," The Spectres	The world is somewhere - here!	Yvette Bristle
"No Leaf Clover," Metallica	That would be a stem.	mandylee
"No Moon At All," The Ames Brothers	The Moon exists even when it's not visible.	Kara Oke
"No More Rhyme," Debbie Gibson	This song has rhyme in it!	Yvette Bristle
"No More Songs For Me," Barbra Streisand	She recorded many more songs after this one.	Yvette Bristle
"No More Tears," Ozzy Osbourne	Sorry Ozzy, even you will have more tears.	Peter
"No More Words," Berlin	Than how do we communicate?	Peter
"No One Is To Blame," Howard Jones	Somebody's got to to be blamed.	Tim Burr
"No One Remembers My Name," Burt Bacharach	I do. It's Burt Bacharach.	Yvette Bristle
"No Time," The Guess Who	Time exists.	Yvette Bristle
"No Time For Time," Herb Alpert	This is an oxymoron. Time exists.	Yvette Bristle
"No Time To Lose," Tarney Spencer Band	Unfortunately there will be times that you lose.	Peter
"Noah Will Be Your Grave," The Acacia Strain	How can someone be your grave?	Grillzforlife
"Nobody Knows Me," Madonna	Many people know her!	Yvette Bristle
"Nobody Wins," Elton John	Somebody has to win.	British Bullcrap
"Nobody's Child," The Traveling Wilburys	Every child is produced by two parents.	Yvette Bristle
"Nobody's Daughter," Hole	Every child is produced by two parents.	Yvette Bristle
"Noise For Your Eyes," Earthsuit	Though one with synesthesia might so perceive it.	Melissa Conway
"Nothing Bad Ever Happens To Me," Oingo Boingo	Bad things happen to everyone every now and again	Elmy
"Nothing Can Stop Me," Gene Chandler	Well, except for maybe death.	Peter
"Nothing In This World," Engelbert Humperdinck	There are plenty of things in this world.	Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Is Impossible," The Planetshakers	Many things ARE impossible.	Heather Brockwell
"Nothing Is Red," Mew	LOTS of things are red.	Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Makes Any Sense," Mordor	Many things do make sense.	Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Plus Nothing Ain't Nothing," Dewayne Orender & Robyn Young	Nothing plus nothing is still nothing.	Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Stays The Same," Elastica	Some things do remain the same.	Yvette Bristle
"Nothing's Impossible," Bobby Allen	If true, then why do we have this list?	Yvette Bristle
"Nothing's Real But Love," Rebecca Ferguson	Love isn't the only real thing.	Yvette Bristle
"Now I Can Fly," Kimberley Locke	She's a mammal, & among mammals only bats can fly.	Lou Quilson
"Now I Have Everything," Nancy Sinatra	Nobody can possibly attain everything.	Yvette Bristle
"Now Is Forever," Eiffel 65	Now is now. Forever is forever.	Mads
"Nowhere Girl," B-Movie	She's gotta be around somewhere!	Mitch
"Nowhere Man," The Beatles	The Nowhere Man Has To Be Somewhere Is He Lost ?	Lee Mccoy
"Nowhere Road," Fastball	A Road has to go somewhere, otherwise it's useless	Rich

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