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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks," Panic At The DiscoNails and tacks are NOT edible.Lizzie
"Naked Sunday," Stone Temple PilotsA day can't wear clothesbeen_a_son
"Nature Trail To Hell," Weird Al YankovicNo nature trails go there.Yvette Bristle
"Necklace Of Teardrops," The HumdingersHow can a necklace be made of teardrops?!Yvette Bristle
"The Needle Lies," QueensrycheHow can a needle lie?Diddims
"Neon Knights," Black SabbathKnights are soldiers, not noble gases.Susanna Viljanen
"Neon Moon," Brooks & DunnThe Moon isn't made of neon, nor is it a neon signTrina Lufkin
"Neon Rainbow," The Box TopsThat's a pretty ugly sign. Daisaigai Katja
"Neon Rainbow," The Box Tops Natalie Snortman
"Never Alone," Lady AntebellumBut sometimes you are.Lynnetta Lore
"Never Can Say Goodbye," Jackson 5You can say goodbye at any time.Reggie Pillbox
"Never Die," CreedOh,it explains itselfbob with 2 b's
"Never Ending Song Of Love," Delaney And Bonnie And FriendsEventually even a love song will end.Peter
"Never Ending Story," LimahlThat's all, folksSusanna Viljanen
"Never Gonna Give You Up," Rick AstleyEventually he will have to.Yvette Bristle
"Never Gonna Leave This Bed," Maroon 5They can't stay there forever.Candy Welty
"Never Gonna Let You Die," AdeazeNo one lives forever.Yvette Bristle
"Never Say Never," Romeo VoidThis phrase already says the word 'never' twice.Logan
"Never Tell An Angel (When Your Heart's On Fire)," The StompersIf your heart were on fire, death would result.Yvette Bristle
"Neverending Story," LimahlEvery story has to have an endDavid
"New Dark Ages," Bad ReligionI'm pretty sure we're living in the post-Dark AgesEvan
"New Moon Over Jamaica," Johnny CashIt's the same old moon as everSusanna Viljanen
"New Potato Caboose," Grateful DeadUnless the potato is big enough...Diddims
"New York City (You're a Woman)," Al KooperNew York City is a city, not a human beingSutch
"Next Door to an Angel," Neil SedakaNot unless you are in HeavenDavid
"The Night Chicago Died," Paper LaceA city can never actually die.Isac
"The Night Chicago Died," Paper LaceChicago isn't a living thing, so it can't die.Carmen Nunki
"The Night Has A Thousand Eyes," Bobby VeeNo it doesn't!Offender
"The Night I Died," SuperclusterWhen you're dead, you can't sing or say anything.Candy Welty
"Night In My Veins," PretendersJust impossible. Peter
"Night Of The Living Dead," Misfitsthe dead are dead. they cant live.maggot army
"Night on the Sun," Modest MouseThere are no nights on the sun... ever.Nestor Abreu
"The Night They Blew Up The Moon," Hot Rod CircuitThe moon can't be blown to pieces.Yvette Bristle
"Nights Are Forever Without You," England Dan And John Ford ColeyNights don't last forever.Yvette Bristle
"Nine In The Afternoon," Panic At The DiscoChronologically, it's non-existent.Rip Jeans
"No Arms Can Ever Hold You," Bobby VintonWhy do I have Vaseline on them, permanently?Peter
"No Good, Nowhere World," The SpectresThe world is somewhere - here!Yvette Bristle
"No Leaf Clover," MetallicaThat would be a stem.mandylee
"No Moon At All," The Ames BrothersThe Moon exists even when it's not visible.Kara Oke
"No More Rhyme," Debbie GibsonThis song has rhyme in it!Yvette Bristle
"No More Songs For Me," Barbra StreisandShe recorded many more songs after this one.Yvette Bristle
"No More Tears," Ozzy OsbourneSorry Ozzy, even you will have more tears.Peter
"No More Words," BerlinThan how do we communicate?Peter
"No One Is To Blame," Howard JonesSomebody's got to to be blamed.Tim Burr
"No One Remembers My Name," Burt BacharachI do. It's Burt Bacharach.Yvette Bristle
"No Time," The Guess WhoTime exists.Yvette Bristle
"No Time For Time," Herb AlpertThis is an oxymoron. Time exists.Yvette Bristle
"No Time To Lose," Tarney Spencer BandUnfortunately there will be times that you lose.Peter
"Noah Will Be Your Grave," The Acacia StrainHow can someone be your grave?Grillzforlife
"Nobody Knows Me," MadonnaMany people know her!Yvette Bristle
"Nobody Wins," Elton JohnSomebody has to win.British Bullcrap
"Nobody's Child," The Traveling WilburysEvery child is produced by two parents.Yvette Bristle
"Nobody's Daughter," HoleEvery child is produced by two parents.Yvette Bristle
"Noise For Your Eyes," EarthsuitThough one with synesthesia might so perceive it.Melissa Conway
"Nothing Bad Ever Happens To Me," Oingo BoingoBad things happen to everyone every now and againElmy
"Nothing Can Stop Me," Gene ChandlerWell, except for maybe death. Peter
"Nothing In This World," Engelbert HumperdinckThere are plenty of things in this world.Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Is Impossible," The PlanetshakersMany things ARE impossible.Heather Brockwell
"Nothing Is Red," MewLOTS of things are red.Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Makes Any Sense," MordorMany things do make sense.Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Plus Nothing Ain't Nothing," Dewayne Orender & Robyn YoungNothing plus nothing is still nothing.Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Stays The Same," ElasticaSome things do remain the same.Yvette Bristle
"Nothing's Impossible," Bobby AllenIf true, then why do we have this list?Yvette Bristle
"Nothing's Real But Love," Rebecca FergusonLove isn't the only real thing.Yvette Bristle
"Now I Can Fly," Kimberley LockeShe's a mammal, & among mammals only bats can fly.Lou Quilson
"Now I Have Everything," Nancy SinatraNobody can possibly attain everything.Yvette Bristle
"Now Is Forever," Eiffel 65Now is now. Forever is forever.Mads
"Nowhere Girl," B-MovieShe's gotta be around somewhere!Mitch
"Nowhere Man," The BeatlesThe Nowhere Man Has To Be Somewhere Is He Lost ?Lee Mccoy
"Nowhere Road," FastballA Road has to go somewhere, otherwise it's uselessRich

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