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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Entries Beginning with J

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Jail Guitar Doors," The ClashHow can you have guitar doors in a jail.Kevin
"Jam Up And Jelly Tight," Tommy RoeNo way is jelly tight.Sarah Hamnida
"Jason Aldean," Tattoos On This TownYou can't tattoo the entire city!Christy McDaniel
"Jealous Heart," Wanda JacksonHearts are incapable of being jealous.Yvette Bristle
"Jeannie Is Dancing With The Sun," Fool's GardenThe Sun don't dance.Yvette Bristle
"Jelly Jungle (Of Orange Marmalade)," The Lemon PipersJungles aren't made of jelly or marmalade.Yvette Bristle
"Jesus Built My HotRod," MinistryNo he didn't, someone else did!Kronos
"Jesus He Knows Me," GenesisWhere have you met him?Mads
"Jesus Just Left Chicago," ZZ TopChrist never visited Illinois.Tommy
"Jesus of Suburbia," Green DayJesus was from NazarethEvan
"Jesus Take the Wheel," Carrie UnderwoodWhere did Jesus get his driver's license?Glenn
"Jesus Take The Wheel," Carrie UnderwoodThere were no cars while Jesus was aliveChristy McDaniel
"Jesus Wrote a Blank Check," CakeDid they even have checks back in his day???Icknabob
"Jewish Princess," Frank ZappaNo Jewish royalty since collapse of HashmonidsSusanna Viljanen
"The Job That Ate My Brain," The RamonesA job can't eat a brain. In fact, nothing can.R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"The Job That Ate My Brain," The RamonesNo job can eat brains. In fact, nothing can.Spunky Brewster
"Johnny, Kick A Hole In The Sky," Red Hot Chili PeppersThis simply can't be done.Yvette Bristle
"Jolly Green Giant," The Kingsmen Natalie Snortman
"Journey To The City Of The Dreaming Dead," Sacred SteelThe dead can't dream.Yvette Bristle
"Jukebox In My Mind," AlabamaNo one has a jukebox in their mind.Thessaly Danes
"June Was The End Of August," The ArcadesNope. When August ends, September begins.Yvette Bristle
"Jungle Dream," Los Indios TabajarasJungles are incapable of dreaming.Yvette Bristle
"Jungle In My Heart," Bad Boys BlueHearts don't contain jungles.Yvette Bristle
"Just A Little Talk With Jesus ," Elvis Presleysorry he's not around !mina

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