Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
|"Jail Guitar Doors," The Clash||How can you have guitar doors in a jail.||Kevin|
|"Jam Up And Jelly Tight," Tommy Roe||No way is jelly tight.||Sarah Hamnida|
|"Jason Aldean," Tattoos On This Town||You can't tattoo the entire city!||Christy McDaniel|
|"Jealous Heart," Wanda Jackson||Hearts are incapable of being jealous.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Jeannie Is Dancing With The Sun," Fool's Garden||The Sun don't dance.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Jelly Jungle (Of Orange Marmalade)," The Lemon Pipers||Jungles aren't made of jelly or marmalade.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Jesus Built My HotRod," Ministry||No he didn't, someone else did!||Kronos|
|"Jesus He Knows Me," Genesis||Where have you met him?||Mads|
|"Jesus Just Left Chicago," ZZ Top||Christ never visited Illinois.||Tommy|
|"Jesus of Suburbia," Green Day||Jesus was from Nazareth||Evan|
|"Jesus Take the Wheel," Carrie Underwood||Where did Jesus get his driver's license?||Glenn|
|"Jesus Take The Wheel," Carrie Underwood||There were no cars while Jesus was alive||Christy McDaniel|
|"Jesus Wrote a Blank Check," Cake||Did they even have checks back in his day???||Icknabob|
|"Jewish Princess," Frank Zappa||No Jewish royalty since collapse of Hashmonids||Susanna Viljanen|
|"The Job That Ate My Brain," The Ramones||A job can't eat a brain. In fact, nothing can.||R. Jeanine O'Succinate|
|"The Job That Ate My Brain," The Ramones||No job can eat brains. In fact, nothing can.||Spunky Brewster|
|"Johnny, Kick A Hole In The Sky," Red Hot Chili Peppers||This simply can't be done.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Jolly Green Giant," The Kingsmen||Natalie Snortman|
|"Journey To The City Of The Dreaming Dead," Sacred Steel||The dead can't dream.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Jukebox In My Mind," Alabama||No one has a jukebox in their mind.||Thessaly Danes|
|"June Was The End Of August," The Arcades||Nope. When August ends, September begins.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Jungle Dream," Los Indios Tabajaras||Jungles are incapable of dreaming.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Jungle In My Heart," Bad Boys Blue||Hearts don't contain jungles.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Just A Little Talk With Jesus ," Elvis Presley||sorry he's not around !||mina|
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