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Song Names -> Literally Impossible Song Titles -> J

Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with J

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Jail Guitar Doors," The Clash	How can you have guitar doors in a jail.	Kevin
"Jam Up And Jelly Tight," Tommy Roe	No way is jelly tight.	Sarah Hamnida
"Jason Aldean," Tattoos On This Town	You can't tattoo the entire city!	Christy McDaniel
"Jealous Heart," Wanda Jackson	Hearts are incapable of being jealous.	Yvette Bristle
"Jeannie Is Dancing With The Sun," Fool's Garden	The Sun don't dance.	Yvette Bristle
"Jelly Jungle (Of Orange Marmalade)," The Lemon Pipers	Jungles aren't made of jelly or marmalade.	Yvette Bristle
"Jesus Built My HotRod," Ministry	No he didn't, someone else did!	Kronos
"Jesus He Knows Me," Genesis	Where have you met him?	Mads
"Jesus Just Left Chicago," ZZ Top	Christ never visited Illinois.	Tommy
"Jesus of Suburbia," Green Day	Jesus was from Nazareth	Evan
"Jesus Take the Wheel," Carrie Underwood	Where did Jesus get his driver's license?	Glenn
"Jesus Take The Wheel," Carrie Underwood	There were no cars while Jesus was alive	Christy McDaniel
"Jesus Wrote a Blank Check," Cake	Did they even have checks back in his day???	Icknabob
"Jewish Princess," Frank Zappa	No Jewish royalty since collapse of Hashmonids	Susanna Viljanen
"The Job That Ate My Brain," The Ramones	A job can't eat a brain. In fact, nothing can.	R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"The Job That Ate My Brain," The Ramones	No job can eat brains. In fact, nothing can.	Spunky Brewster
"Johnny, Kick A Hole In The Sky," Red Hot Chili Peppers	This simply can't be done.	Yvette Bristle
"Jolly Green Giant," The Kingsmen		Natalie Snortman
"Journey To The City Of The Dreaming Dead," Sacred Steel	The dead can't dream.	Yvette Bristle
"Jukebox In My Mind," Alabama	No one has a jukebox in their mind.	Thessaly Danes
"June Was The End Of August," The Arcades	Nope. When August ends, September begins.	Yvette Bristle
"Jungle Dream," Los Indios Tabajaras	Jungles are incapable of dreaming.	Yvette Bristle
"Jungle In My Heart," Bad Boys Blue	Hearts don't contain jungles.	Yvette Bristle
"Just A Little Talk With Jesus ," Elvis Presley	sorry he's not around !	mina

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