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Fun Music Information -> Bertie Higgins

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Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"White Line Fever"The B-side of "Key Largo", it contains the line "White line gits ya, gits ya feelin' fine", but "fever" is not in the lyrics. - Opie M.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Key West""Key Largo"MOR

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"White Line Fever,"A white line cannot have a fever.Lance Crackers
"Jamaica Me Crazy,"Jamaica isn't a verb, so one cannot be Jamaica'd.Paul Bear

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Where Do The Children Play?," Cat Stevens"Key Largo," Bertie Higgins
"Temperature's Rising," Nina Sky"White Line Fever," Bertie Higgins
"Where Did You Sleep Last Night?," Nirvana"Casablanca," Bertie Higgins
"Movies," Alien Ant Farm"Key Largo," Bertie Higgins
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"White Lie Fever" originally "White Line Fever"
Regina Olsen

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"White Lined Fever" originally "White Line Fever"
Yvette Bristle
"Whiter Line Fever" originally "White Line Fever"
Yvette Bristle
"White Liner Fever" originally "White Line Fever"
Yvette Bristle
"White Linen Fever" originally "White Line Fever"
Yvette Bristle
"Jamaican Me Crazy" originally "Jamaica Me Crazy"
Stacy Poole

Change a Letter:

"White Lime Fever" originally "White Line Fever"
Yvette Bristle
"White Fine Fever" originally "White Line Fever"
Yvette Bristle
"White Lane Fever" originally "White Line Fever"
Yvette Bristle
"White Wine Fever" originally "White Line Fever"
Yvette Bristle
"White Line Never" originally "White Line Fever"
Yvette Bristle

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Key Largo""Mar-a-Lago"Jeff in Richmond VA
"Key Largo""Wells Fargo"Andria
"Casablanca""Metallica"Rocky Mak
"Key Largo""Key Logger"Mike Littoris
"Key Largo""Alberto"William Tong

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
The Devil's TriangleDivorce lawyerEdward
Key LargoFlorida Department Of TourismEd

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Brand New Key
   Melanie
Key Largo
   Bertie Higgins
Brand New Key Largo
Ashley Michelle McGowan
Candledancer
   Bertie Higgins
Candle In The Wind
   Elton John
Candledancer In The Wind
Edward

Misheard Lyrics:

"Key Largo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like booties in the hall
or
Just like boobies in the hall
Original Lyrics:
Just like Bogey and Bacall
"Key Largo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like bungee in the car
Original Lyrics:
Just like Bogey and Bacall
"Key Largo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Selling our shares to Key Largo
Original Lyrics:
Sailing away to Key Largo
"Key Largo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like boogie in the car
Original Lyrics:
Just like Bogey and Bacall
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Key Largo"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's looking at you, Key.
Original Lyrics:
Here's looking at you kid.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Vince

I thought he was looking at someone named Key.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Key Largo"
Better Lyrics:
We were appalled
At this lousy 80's drawl
Original Lyrics:
We had it all
Just like Bogie and Bacall
Submitted by: FussBudget

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Key Largo"
The Lyrics:
We had it all just like Bogey and Bacall.
Who They Mention:
Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall.
Submitted by: Edward
"Key Largo"
The Lyrics:
We had it all
Just like Bogie and Bacall
Who They Mention:
Lauren Bacall
Submitted by: FussBudget
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Feel Thin Viewer" originally "White Line Fever"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Eleven With Fire" originally "White Line Fever"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"If Twelve In Here" originally "White Line Fever"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"New Eviler Thief" originally "White Line Fever"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Let Five In Where?" originally "White Line Fever"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Key Largo"
The Lyrics:
We had it all (we had it all) Just like Bogie and Bacall Starring in our old late, late show Sailing away to Key Largo
Why:
"Key Largo" was a #8 pop hit for Florida country artist, Bertie Higgins back in the spring of 1982. It's one of many songs from Higgins that has place names in the songs. "Key Largo" has both in the title and the choruses a shoutout to Florida's Key Largo which was also the title of a movie starring Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall. Bertie Higgins also got an invitation and sang on the CBS daytime drama "Guiding Light" (as himself) the tune, "Key Largo" during the time in May 1982 that the show was featuring movie fantasy buff, Nola Reardon (played by Lisa Brown) and her soon to be husband, Quint McCord Chamberlain (played by Michael Tylo), and also featured Nola's brother Tony Reardon (played by Gregory Beecroft)'s disco, "Wired For Sound" (the writer of the show at the time, Doug Marland wrote that Higgins was the featured artist to sing at "Wired For Sound" one evening).
Submitted by: Peter
 

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Light Whine Fever" originally "White Line Fever"
Submitted by: Ron N. O'Connor
"White Vine Leafer" originally "White Line Fever"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"White Vine Leafer" originally "White Line Fever"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"White Vine Feeler" originally "White Line Fever"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Fight Whine Lever" originally "White Line Fever"
Submitted by: Nicole Velocin

There are additional Song Title Spoonerisms available.

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Hurty Big-uns originally "Bertie Higgins"
Submitted by: Opie M.
Hurty Big-uns originally "Bertie Higgins"
Submitted by: Opie M.

Lighter Side of Serious Bands:

"Key Largo"
Bertie Higgins claims that his 1982 Top 10 Jimmy Buffet-ish hit "Key Largo" reached as high as it did because he willed it to do so by means of alpha wave meditative thinking. He would score more hits and write some more for other artists but none of them hit as big for him as this one.
Submitted by: Alpha ++

TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:

"Key Largo"
The Lyrics:
Starring in our own late late show, sailing away to Key Largo.
Why:
Key Largo, starring Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall.
Submitted by: Edward

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