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Entries Beginning with I

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"I Am A Banana," Parry GrippPeople are not fruits.Candy Welty
"I am a Camera," BugglesA person can't be a camera.Mads
"I Am A Cat," Shonen KnifePeople aren't cats.Yvette Bristle
"I Am A Cathedral," Peter SarstedtNo person is a building of any kind.Yvette Bristle
"I Am A Laser," David BowieNo person is a laser.Yvette Bristle
"I Am A Leaf," Nana MouskouriPeople aren't leaves.Yvette Bristle
"I Am A Light," Sarah SleanPeople aren't lights.Yvette Bristle
"I Am A Melody," Tommy LeonettiPeople aren't melodies.Yvette Bristle
"I Am A Mole And I Live In A Hole," SouthlandersAnd you don't sing songs.Peter
"I Am A Pizza," Linda ArnoldHuh?That's all I can say.NK
"I Am A Rock," Simon & GarfunkelNo, you are not. You are not an island either.Susanna Viljanen
"I Am A Rock," Simon And GarfunkelRocks don't singHeather Brockwell
"I Am A Rock," Simon And Garfunkel psychedelicdragon
"I Am A Rock," Simon & GarfunkelUh, guys, rocks don't talk, duhhh...Doug Montgomery
"I Am A Wild Party," Kim MitchellYou're a huge group of rowdy people? I think notDiddims
"I Am All The Animals," Fairfield ParlourPeople are only one kind of animal: human beings.Yvette Bristle
"I Am An Island," Merle HaggardNo man is an island (just had to say that!)Penelope Beckinsale
"I Am Fire," The Afghan WhigsYou can be ON fire, though.Tommy
"I Am Fred Astaire," Taking Back SundayYou aren't. Fred Astaire died in 1987.Tommy
"I Am Immortal," Mortal SinAll people die sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"I Am Love," Jackson 5A person cannot actually BE love.Perry Township
"I Am Made Of You," Alice CooperA person can't be made of another person.Yvette Bristle
"I Am Not A Human Being," Lil WayneThen how are you rapping this song?Tommy
"I Am Not Alive," ParamaeciumIf true, then you can't be singing.Yvette Bristle
"I Am Not What I Am," Young And In The WayYou are what you are.Yvette Bristle
"I Am Nothing," Whitney HoustonEveryone is something.Yul B. There
"I Am Pegasus," Ross RyanYou are a winged white horse? I think not!FussBudget
"I Am The Blues," Laura NyroThe blues are an emotion and are not a person.Candy Welty
"I Am The Cosmos," Chris BellYes, he was in Big Star, but nobody is a universe.Tommy
"I Am The Highway," AudioslaveYeah Right!Alan the Ottoman
"I Am The Highway," AudioslaveHighways are not sentient.GlamRockNinjaLord
"I Am The Sea," The WhoSelf-explanatory.Noskcaj
"I Am The Sparrow," Larry DarnellPeople aren't birds.Yvette Bristle
"I Am The Sun," The PoliceNo person can be the Sun.Yvette Bristle
"I Am the Walrus," The Beatlesthen you are one talented walrus! hahaflipside
"I Am The Walrus," The BeatlesWalruses don't sing, in human languages, anywayHeather Brockwell
"I Am You," Depeche ModeYou can only be yourself.Yvette Bristle
"I Believe I Can Fly," R. KellyI'd like to see R. Kelly try it.Jim
"I Believe In Father Christmas," Emerson, Lake & PalmerWhy do you believe in him? He doesn't even exist!Professor Sumac
"I Blew Up The United States," Was (Not Was)How could one person do this?Yvette Bristle
"I Bombed Korea," CakeNo members of Cake have the means to do this.GlamRockNinjaLord
"I Buried Your Love Alive," Matraca BergOne can't bury love. (formerly posted as anagram!)Erin Amidon
"I Cain't Say "No"," Cast of 'Oklahoma'The singer says "No" in title line & elsewhere.Heather Brockwell
"I Can Be A Frog," The Flaming LipsYou can't change your species!Tommy
"I Can Do Anything," 3oh!3Everyone's abilities are limited.Yvette Bristle
"I Can Grow Peaches On A Cherry Tree," Just UsNot even God can do that.Peter
"I Can Hear The Grass Grow," The MoveGrass grows silently.Yvette Bristle
"I Can See For Miles," The Whono...no you can't. I know. I've tried. It hurts.The Deke
"I Can See Forever In Your Eyes," Reba McEntireForever isn't visible.Yvette Bristle
"I Can Smell That Funky Music," Eric MercurySound can't be smelled.Yvette Bristle
"I Can Take You To The Sun," The MisunderstoodI hope not; I've heard it's quite hot there.Peter
"I Can Touch A Rainbow," Lemon TreeNo you can't. They can't be touched at all.Yvette Bristle
"I Can Turn Off The Rain," The Grass RootsNo, you can't!Kara Oke
"I Can Wait Forever," Simple PlanThe longest you can wait is a lifetime.Yvette Bristle
"I Can't Find Myself," Chairmen Of The BoardYou can't lose your own self.Yvette Bristle
"I Can't Get You (Out Of My Mind)," BlackstreetNo one could be in one's mind to begin with.Heather Brockwell
"I Can't Get You Out Of My Heart," Al MartinoHearts don't have people in them in the 1st place.Yvette Bristle
"I Can't Make Music," The CarpentersBut these are words being sung in a song (Duh!).Heather Brockwell
"I Can't Say Goodbye," Kim WildeKim sings it, so she can say it.Yvette Bristle
"I Can't Sing," LaRueThen how are you performing this song?Rich
"I Can't Stop Dancing," Archie Bell & The DrellsYes, you can..Reggie Pillbox
"I Can't Walk Roads Of Anger," Bob LindOf course not! Roads aren't composed of anger.Yvette Bristle
"I Closed My Eyes And Saw The Light," Del ReevesYou sense darkness when you close your eyes.Yvette Bristle
"I Die 10,000 Times A Day," Leon PayneYou only die once.Yvette Bristle
"I Died," Bif NakedIf you're dead, you can't sing or say anything.Yvette Bristle
"I Died All Over You," Bud MessnerIf you did, you wouldn't be singing about it.Yvette Bristle
"I Died For You," Iced EarthA dead person can't sing or say anything.Yvette Bristle
"I Died So I Could Haunt You," StarsIf you're dead, you can't be singing.Yvette Bristle
"I Dig Everything," David BowieI'm sure Bowie hasn't been digging everything.Peter
"I Disappear," MetallicaJames Hetfield is still here, isn't he?Rock Maninoff
"I Do But I Don't," Tim McGrawEither you do or you don't.Kara Oke
"I Don't Believe In If Anymore," Roger WhittakerOne can't believe or disbelieve in a conjunction.Millie Henry
"I Don't Know A Thing," Lucy SchwartzYou know the words to this song.Yvette Bristle
"I Don't Know Anything," Mad SeasonYes, you do. You know the words to this song.Yvette Bristle
"I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me)," Marilyn MansonDrugs have no personal likings or preferences.Heather Brockwell
"I Don't Live Today," Jimi HendrixTrue now, but not when he recorded this song.Yvette Bristle
"I Don't Need A Thing At All," Gene WatsonYou need air, food, etc.Yvette Bristle
"I Don't Sleep, I Dream," R.E.M.Sleep is a prerequisite I think...Matt
"I Don't Want This Night To End," Luke BryanThe night has to end sometime.Christy McDaniel
"I Fall To Pieces," Patsy ClineWell if you really fell to pieces,you'd be dead!Natasha
"I Fall To Pieces," Patsy ClineIs she made of glass?Ramona B.
"I Forgot To Remember To Forget," Elvis PresleyIf you remembered to forget, you still remember.Michael C
"I Found Heaven," Take ThatLast time I checked, heaven wasn't easy to find.Eleanor
"I Found My Smile Again," D'AngeloSmiles are not entities that can be lost and foundKaren Smith
"I Gave You Everything," Bronski BeatNo person can attain everything.Yvette Bristle
"I Give You Everything," Lisa StansfieldNo one has everything.Yvette Bristle
"I Go To Pieces," Peter & GordonWhat? are you made of glass?!Rich
"I Got Lost In His Arms," Roberta SherwoodYou can't get lost in anyone's arms.Yvette Bristle
"I Got You Under My Skin," Frank SinatraPeople can't get under skins.MOR
"I Got You Under My Wheels," Alice CooperNot unless you tied me to the road, Alice.Peter
"I Gotta Talk To Your Heart," George JonesYou won't get a reply!Yvette Bristle
"I Hate Air," UnbunnyIf so, then what do you breathe?Yvette Bristle
"I Have Nothing," Whitney HoustonYou have something: your life.Yvette Bristle
"I Heard A Rainbow," Doc WilliamsRainbows don't make sounds.Yvette Bristle
"I Hold Loneliness," Wave MachinesLoneliness isn't tangible. You cannot hold it.Susanna Viljanen
"I Invented Sex," Trey SongzIt's been around since prehistoric times.Tommy
"I Just Can't See Myself Without You," Creative SourceYou can view yourself without the help of anyone.Yvette Bristle
"I Just Died In Your Arms," Cutting CrewThen how are you still singing?Joe Kurr
"I Just Don't Have The Heart," Cliff RichardThen how are you living, let alone singing?Peter
"I Just Shot John Lennon," The CranberriesNo. Mark David Chapman did so in 1980.Mr. Critic
"I Just Wanna Be God," Alice CooperSorry, Alice, job's already taken.Peter
"I Just Want To Be Your Everything," Bee Geeswell, you can't be her water, food or airEd
"I Know Everything About Everything," Frenzal RhombNobody knows everything.Yvette Bristle
"I Know Nothing," Chrisette MicheleYou know the words to this song.Yvette Bristle
"I Left My Heart In San Francisco," WestlifeIn that case,you're deadNatasha
"I Left My Heart in San Francisco," Tony BennettIf Tony left his heart there, then he must be deadcrazydon
"I Left My Heart In The Balcony," Linda ScottIf true, you'd be dead and couldn't sing.Yvette Bristle
"I Let A Song Go Out Of My Heart," Ella FitzgeraldHearts don't have songs in them.Yvette Bristle
"I Lied My Face Off," Alkaline TrioOne can't lose face (literally) from lying.Rhonda Blankenship
"I Lost Everything," Sam CookeYou still had your voice to sing this song!Yvette Bristle
"I Melt With You," Modern EnglishPeople aren't candles, so they cannot melt.Mr. Critic
"I Miss You When I Kiss You," The SportsmenYou can't miss someone who's right next to you.Yvette Bristle
"I Missed Me," Jim ReevesPeople can't miss themselves.Yvette Bristle
"I Never Cry," Alice CooperEverybody cries at one time or another!Rocky Balboa Constrictor
"I Only Have Eyes For You," The Flamingos Heather Brockwell
"I Remember Nothing," Joy DivisionThey obviously remember the words to this song!Candy Welty
"I Robot," Alan Parsons ProjectNo. You stupid.ThatAwesomeGuy
"I Run Away From Everything," Audio ProphetEven from yourself?Yvette Bristle
"I Saw A Stranger With Your Hair," John GorkaOne sees with one's own eyes, not another's hair.Billy Reuben
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus," Jimmy BoydThere Ain't No Santa Claus.Melanie Bianca Green
"I Saw You Tomorrow," Peggy PaxtonTomorrow isn't even here yet.Yvette Bristle
"I See A Different You," Koopthere is only one me.Sean
"I See A Million People (But All I Can See Is You)," Louis JordanThe parenthesized part contradicts the first part.Yvette Bristle
"I See Everything," Lost SoundsYou can't see invisible or hidden things.Yvette Bristle
"I Shatter," The Magnetic FieldsPeople can't (literally) shatter.Yvette Bristle
"I Sold My Heart To The Junkman," Blue BellesWho was this junkman? Hearts anyone?Peter
"I Speak To The Stars," Doris DayI'd be worried if they answered you back.Peter
"I Stole Your Love," KissEmotions cannot be stolen.GlamRockNinjaLord
"I Stopped Living Yesterday," George JonesIf true, then how could you be singing?Yvette Bristle
"I Think I'm Gonna Rain," Bobby ShermanPeople don't rain. Clouds do.Yvette Bristle
"I Turned Into A Martian," The MisfitsMartians don't exist, so this couldn't happen.GlamRockNinjaLord
"I Wanna Put A Tiger In Your Tank," Monkey JunkAre you referring to Exxon gasoline, perhaps?Pokey-Hontas
"I Want This Forever," Lil WayneNo one can have anything forever.Yvette Bristle
"I Want You To Be My Baby," Georgia GibbsI was already born, been there, done that.Peter
"I Want You Yesterday," WovenYesterday is gone.Yvette Bristle
"I Was A Book," Dana GillespiePeople have never been books.Yvette Bristle
"I Was Born To Love You," Freddie MercuryWas it a very early arranged marriage thing???Garry Davenport
"I Was Born When You Kissed Me," The WhispersYou were born sooner than that!Yvette Bristle
"I Was Made For Dancin'," Leif GarrettNo, Leif, dancing is not your #1 priorityIsac
"I Was Made For Loving You," KissNobody can be created solely for this purpose.GlamRockNinjaLord
"I Was The Sun," LoudnessNo person can be a celestial object.Yvette Bristle
"I Wear His Heart," Muriel DayI doubt it!Yvette Bristle
"I Wear Your Love," Lisa AngelleLove is an emotion, not an article of clothing.Yvette Bristle
"I Will Breathe Fire," StrataIf so, you'll die or be seriously injured.Yvette Bristle
"I Will Buy You A New Life," EverclearThree words: simply, not, possible.Jonathan S.
"I Will Never Leave You," Erik SantosEventually you will have to.Yvette Bristle
"I Win The Whole Wide World," The ArborsThe world can't be won.Yvette Bristle
"I Would Have Waited Forever," YesNo one can wait without bound.Yvette Bristle
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies," Panic At The DiscoSins are not written, you do them or you don't.Peter
"I'd Do Anything For Love ( But I Won't Do That)," Meat LoafWell, that's not anything then, is it !Danni
"I'd Find You Anywhere," Creative SourceYou couldn't possibly search everywhere.Yvette Bristle
"I'd Wait A Million Years," Grass RootsI sincerely doubt that...Wallie
"I'll Be The Wind," Garth Brooks Natalie Snortman
"I'll Be You," The ReplacementsOne person can't turn into another.Mercedes Morgan
"I'll Be Your Jukebox Tonight," Barbara MandrellNo person is a jukebox.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Be Your Mirror," Velvet UndergroundNo person is someone else's mirror.Peter
"I'll Follow The Sun," The BeatlesYou can't follow a sun up or down.Rick Rold
"I'll Follow the Sun," The BeatlesGo ahead, but you're not going to reach it.Rich
"I'll Hold You In My Heart," Eddy ArnoldHearts can't hold people.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Keep On Living After I Die," The Dixie HummingbirdsAfter you die, you're no longer living.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Kill You If You Don't Come Back," Meat LoafHow can you if you're not with the person?Yvette Bristle
"I'll Love You Forever Today," Cliff RichardToday doesn't last forever.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Never Forget You," BirdyA person's memories are limited to their lifetime.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Never Stop," N SyncMust have stopped, else the song wouldn't end.eta_cassiopeia
"I'll Never Stop Crying," The Dell VikingsYou must stop crying sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Never Stop Wanting," Brian HylandOh yes you will, sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Sleep When I'm Dead," Bon JoviWhen you're dead you won't need sleep.Peter
"I'll Steal Your Heart," Tobi LarkIf your heart were stolen, you'd be dead.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Turn To Stone," The Four TopsPeople can't turn to stone.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Wait Forever," Anita WoodThe longest a person can wait is a lifetime.Candy Welty
"I'm 10,000 Years Old," Brownie McGheeNo one ever lives to be that old.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Dog," Gucci ManePeople aren't dogs.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Fire," Donna SummerPeople aren't fires.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A King Bee," Slim HarpoPeople aren't bees, and king bees don't exist.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Leather Boy," The Leather BoyBoys aren't made of leather.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Liar," Bryan AdamsThis title must be false if he's a liar.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Little Candle," Little MarcyPeople aren't candles.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Little Teapot," Ronnie KemperPeople aren't crockerySusanna Viljanen
"I'm A Lonesome Little Raindrop," Tiny TimPeople aren't raindrops; drops have no feelings.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Marionette," ABBAMarionettes aren't sentient.GlamRockNinjaLord
"I'm A Mountain," Sarah HarmerPeople are not mountains.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Nut," Leroy PullinsA person cannot be a legume.Doug Unfunny
"I'm A Potato," DevoPotatoes are not sentient.GlamRockNinjaLord
"I'm A Rainbow," Donna SummerNo person is a rainbow.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Roadrunner," Junior Walker & The All-StarsPeople aren't birds.Peter
"I'm A Small And Lonely Light," Olivia Newton-JohnPeople aren't lights.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Song (Sing Me)," Neil SedakaPeople aren't songs.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Tiger," Lulu FussBudget
"I'm A Train," Albert Hammonddoes that mean Albert has a tender behind?Kronos
"I'm A Train," Albert Hammond Rachel Stedman
"I'm A Tree," Imani CoppolaMetaphorically, maybe; literally, no.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Wheel," WilcoNo you're not. Wheels aren't living beings.Amy Grunt
"I'm All Dressed Up With A Broken Heart," Ted LewisHearts aren't clothing.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Always On A Mountain When I Fall," Merle HaggardAccording to logic, this cannot be true.GlamRockNinjaLord
"I'm Blue Again," Patsy Cline When that blue crayon or blue paint run amuck?Peter
"I'm Bouncing Off The Walls Again," SugarcultHow does a human bounce off anything?Rich
"I'm Breathless," MadonnaYou can't sing if you're out of breath.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Dead," ScarfaceDead people can't sing or say anything.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Dead (But I Don't Know It)," Randy NewmanDead people can't say or sing anything.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Dead (But I Don't Know It)," Randy NewmanDead can't know that they don't know they're dead.Courtney Mears
"I'm Every Woman," Chaka Khan Heather Brockwell
"I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles," Dean MartinYou can't do anything forever.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)," The ProclaimersThat's one long person!Larcen Tyler
"I'm Gonna Be a Wheel Someday," Fats DominoIf you had bad karma and get reincarnated as 1…crazydon
"I'm Gonna Change Everything," Jim ReevesYou can change some things, not EVERYthing.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Gonna Let My Heart Do The Walking," The SupremesHearts can't walk.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Gonna Live Forever," Tony MartinNobody does.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Gonna Lock My Heart And Throw Away The Key," Jerry CookeHearts don't have locks and keys.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out Of My Hair," Cast Of South PacificNo man could be there;nor would washing remove himTiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"I'm Henry The VIII, I Am," Herman's HermitsI have it on good advice that he's deadFussBudget
"I'm Here, I'm Not Here," Julia StoneNo one can be both at the same time.Yvette Bristle
"I'm In Love With My Car," QueenInanimate objects cannot give you any love backSusanna Viljanen
"I'm In You," Peter FramptonNot unless you're a baby, and babies can't talk.Michael
"I'm In You," Peter FramptonYou cannot be inside another person.rocky
"I'm Indestructible," Jack JonesNobody is!Yvette Bristle
"I'm Just A Baby," Louise CordetThen how are you singing this song?Peter
"I'm Just A Guitar (Everybody Picks On Me)," Pete DrakePeople aren't musical instruments.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Like A Bird," Nelly FurtadoFunny.I don't see a beak or feathers on her.Angel
"I'm Looking For A World," Skeeter DavisThe world is right before your eyes.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Looking Through You," Beatles FussBudget
"I'm Lost In A Lonely Harmony," Regine VelasquezOne can't get lost in music;music has no feelings Yvette Bristle
"I'm Money," ZebraheadA person can't be moneyFranka
"I'm My Own Grandpa," Ray StevensOne can't be one's own grandpa (w/out time-travel)Heather Brockwell
"I'm My Own Grandpa," Guy LombardoNo one can be this!Peter
"I'm Never Going To Let You Go," George StraitEventually you will have to.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Nobody," A Dead GiveawayAll people are somebody.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman," Britney SpearsYou have to be a girl, unless it's a sex-changeDiddims
"I'm Not Living In The Real World," Belle & SebastianYes, you are.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Not Me Anymore," Billy GilmanYou can only be yourself.Candy Welty
"I'm Not Saying," Gordon LightfootThen how are you SINGING?Rich
"I'm Not Talking," The YardbirdsAnd you're not singing either?Peter
"I'm Nothing Without You," Cheyenne JacksonYou're something even without the other personYvette Bristle
"I'm Nowhere At All," The QueersYou must be at some location, not nowhere.Yvette Bristle
"I'm On Fire," Bruce SpringsteenOnly in crematorium.Susanna Viljanen
"I'm On Fire," Bruce SpringsteenIf so, how the hell are you still singing in tune?Denise
"I'm Only Me When I'm With You," Taylor SwiftNo Taylor, I think you're ALWAYS no one but you.Heather Brockwell
"I'm Sittin' On The Edge Of Skies," Sadistic Mika BandSkies can't be sat upon. Skies have no edges.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Sittin' On Top Of The World," Bobby DarinHe'd freeze up there.Francis A. Sissy
"I'm Still Standing," Elton JohnHe has to sit sometime, doesn't he?Don Corleone Marsh
"I'm The Only One," Melissa EtheridgeThere are many other people besides you.Yvette Bristle
"I'm The Sky," Norma TanegaNo person is the sky.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Walking Backwards To Christmas," The GoonsAcross The Irish Sea!PJ
"I'm With A Crowd But Oh So Alone ," Elvis Presleywhat about the crowd?mina
"I'm You," Leona LewisHow can one person be another?Bruce Curb
"I'm Your Angel," Celine DionNo human is an angel.Heather Brockwell
"I'm Your Moon," Jonathan CoultonOne cannot be a moon.Isac
"I'm Your Moon," Jonathan CoultonIf you had a moon, I don't think it could talkEvan
"I'm Your Puppet," James & Bobby PurifyI don't think so.George Straitjacket
"I'm Your Vehichle," Blood, Sweat, and TearsWhen are people cars?Paul Warren
"I've Been Born Again," Johnnie TaylorYou're only born once.Yvette Bristle
"I've Been Everywhere," Johnny CashAlthough he may have come close...Jess
"I've Crossed Oceans Of Wine To Find You," HIMNot enough wine to fill one ocean, let alone more.Exiled
"I've Done Enough Dyin' Today," Larry GatlinIf you'd done any dyin', you couldn't sing of it.Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"I've Got A Pocketful Of Dreams," Bing CrosbyDreams don't come in pockets.Peter
"I've Got A Rock 'n' Roll Heart," Eric ClaptonNobody's heart is made out of a style of music.Peter
"I've Got A Splitting Headache," The DickiesHeadaches can't really split.Naomi Swanson
"I've Got Texas In My Heart," Loretta LynnNo U.S. state can fit inside a person's heart.Yvette Bristle
"I've Got The Music In Me," Kiki DeeWhat was Kiki Dee, a jukebox or a turntable?Peter
"I've Got The World On A String," Diana KrallThe world is too big to be put on a string.Yvette Bristle
"I've Got You Under My Skin," The Four Seasons Heather Brockwell
"I've Got You Under My Skin," Frank Sinatrathis could never happenMark
"I've Lost My Heart Again," Jerry ValeOne can't lose one's heart without dying.Yvette Bristle
"I've Never Been To Me," CharleneEveryone has been to themselves!Yvette Bristle
"I've Never Left Your Arms," Oscar PetersonYou will, sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"I've Told Every Little Star," Linda ScottDid the starship Enterprise help you out? Peter
"Ice Cream Castles," The TimeThey would melt before construction was completed.Reggie Pillbox
"Ice Ice Baby," Vanilla IceBabies aren't made out of ice.Peter
"Iced Lightning," RJD2Lightning has no ice.Candy Welty
"Idiot Wind," Bob DylanWind with no brain can't be called an idiot.Peter
"If I Could Talk I'd Tell You," The LemonheadsThen how are you singing this?Brian Kelly
"If I Could Turn Back Time," CherNot without a time machine, and those don't exist.Sheila Oh
"If I Give My Heart To You," Doris DayOne can't give one's heart to another.Kirsten Abercrombie
"If Is A Bird On A Chain," Eddy RavenWhat a strange definition of 'if'!Yvette Bristle
"If Walls Could Speak," Amy GrantSadly they don'tNatasha
"If We Were a Movie," Hannah MontanaPeople want to be a movie? Doesn't make sensep00v
"If You Can Afford Me," Katy PerryShe's not for sale. That would make her a slave.Connie Brady
"Ignoreland," R.E.M.Since I have no clue where this is, I'll ignore itPeter
"Illegal Smile," John PrineThere's no law against smiling.Yvette Bristle
"Image of the Invisible," ThriceInvisible things don't have an image. Emily
"The Impossible Happened," Little Peggy MarchSomething that's impossible can't happen.Yvette Bristle
"In a Man's Womb," Yael NaimMen do not have wombs.Heidi Claire
"In My Merry Oldsmobile," Billy MurrayCars don't have emotionsDiddims
"In The Dark Of The Sun," Tom Petty & The HeartbreakersThe Sun produces light, not darkness.Kara Oke
"In The Garden Of My Heart," Frank Stanley & Henry BurrHearts don't have gardens in them.Yvette Bristle
"In The Middle Of Nowhere," Dusty Springfield"Nowhere" is not a location. You must be somewhereYvette Bristle
"In The Mist Of Time," Yoko MiwaTime isn't mist.Yvette Bristle
"In Walked Love," LouiseLove is an emotion and does not walk.Yvette Bristle
"Indiana Wants Me," R. Dean TaylorA geographic locale can't desire anybody.Gail McFarland
"Inside My Love," Minnie RipertonLove is an emotion and has no inside.Yvette Bristle
"Inside Your Heaven," Carrie UnderwoodNo one has a heaven except GodDeanna
"Insomniatown," Jesse ChandlerThere is no place with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Into the Mouth of Hell We March," TriviumHell doesn't have a mouth.Waldo
"Invisible," Clay AikenEven if he was...Misty
"Invisible City," The WallflowersYou can see a city, so it is not invisibleRich
"Invisible Hands," Kim Carnes Wendy Torrance
"Invisible Man," 98 Degrees Wendy Torrance
"Invisible People," Citizen FishExcuse me, but all people are visible.Yvette Bristle
"Invisible Sun," The PoliceAll stars give off some light.Evan
"Invisible Tears," The Ray Conniff SingersTears are visible.Yvette Bristle
"Invisible Touch," Genesisthat would be impossible, unless she's a ghostHarry
"Invisible World," The Blake BabiesMuch of the world (except air, etc.) is visible.Yvette Bristle
"Iron Horse," MotorheadHorses are not made of iron.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Iron Man," Black SabbathNo man is made from ironrocky
"Iron Man," Black SabbathMan is not made of ironChazm
"Iron Sky," Hope StreetThe sky isn't made of iron.Yvette Bristle
"Is Patience Still Waiting," The Juliana TheoryOne waits patiently but patience per se waits not.Heather Brockwell
"Is You Is or Is You Ain't My Baby," Louis JordanA baby can't answer that question or even talk.Pete
"Island In The Sun," WeezerUnless it's a sunspot, how can it be an island?Diddims
"Island In The Sun," WeezerIt would burn.JC Foster
"Island Moon," Kapono BeamerNo moon is an island.Yvette Bristle
"Island Of Lost Souls," BlondieA soul can't be put anywhereThatAwesomeGuy
"Islands In The Sky," Spyro GyraThe sky has no islands.Yvette Bristle
"Isle Of Dreams," Spy KidsNever heard of this island, sounds restful though.Peter
"It Can't Be Wrong," Dick HaymesSome things are wrong.Yvette Bristle
"It Never Rains In Southern California," Tony! Toni! Tone!What's next? "It Never Rains in Minnesota"?Amanda
"It Never Rains In Southern California," Albert HammondDoes so!That no-one Candy Nye
"It Rained Children," The Staple SingersRain is water, not people.Yvette Bristle
"It Snows In Hell," LordiIf hell even exists it's too hot for snowMads
"It Tears Me Up," Percy SledgeWas Percy Sledge made out of paper? I think not!Peter
"It's A Cotton Candy World," Jerry WallaceThe world isn't made of cotton candy.Yvette Bristle
"It's An Uphill Climb To The Bottom," Walter JacksonYou go down - not up - to get to the bottom.Yvette Bristle
"It's Not Me Talking," A Flock Of SeagullsReally then who is?ThatAwesomeGuy
"It's Only A Paper Moon," Ella FitzgeraldThe Moon is not made of paper.Yvette Bristle
"It's Raining Men," The Weather GirlsIt's only possible if they fell out of an airplaneKatelyn
"It's Raining Men," The Weather GirlsI Wish! And they'd land like this: SPLAT!Diddims
"It's Raining Men," Weather GirlsIt Never Rains MenAaerni
"It's Raining Sunbeams," Deanna DurbinRain is water, not sunbeams.Yvette Bristle
"It's The End of the World As We Know It," REMHow can you be writing this song and/or feel fine?Ned Riley

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