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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "I am a Camera," Buggles | A person can't be a camera. | Mads |
| "I am a Drug," Beyond Dawn | weird kid106 | |
| "I Am A Pizza," Linda Arnold | Huh?That's all I can say. | NK |
| "I Am A Rock," Simon And Garfunkel | Rocks don't sing | Heather Brockwell |
| "I Am A Rock," Simon And Garfunkel | psychedelicdragon | |
| "I Am A Rock," Simon & Garfunkel | Uh, guys, rocks don't talk, duhhh... | Doug Montgomery |
| "I Am A Wild Party," Kim Mitchell | You're a huge group of rowdy people? I think not | Diddims |
| "I Am An Island," Merle Haggard | No man is an island (just had to say that!) | Penelope Beckinsale |
| "I Am Pegasus," Ross Ryan | You are a winged white horse? I think not! | FussBudget |
| "I Am The Highway," Audioslave | Yeah Right! | Alan the Ottoman |
| "I Am the Walrus," The Beatles | then you are one talented walrus! haha | flipside |
| "I Am The Walrus," The Beatles | Walruses don't sing, in human languages, anyway | Heather Brockwell |
| "I Am the Wooden Doors," Agalloch | weird kid106 | |
| "I Believe I Can Fly," R. Kelly | I'd like to see R. Kelly try it. | Jim |
| "I Can Grow Peaches On A Cherry Tree," Just Us | Not even God can do that. | Peter |
| "I Can See For Miles," The Who | no...no you can't. I know. I've tried. It hurts. | The Deke |
| "I Don't Sleep, I Dream," R.E.M. | Sleep is a prerequisite I think... | Matt |
| "I Fall To Pieces," Patsy Cline | Well if you really fell to pieces,you'd be dead! | Natasha |
| "I Fall To Pieces," Patsy Cline | Is she made of glass? | Ramona B. |
| "I Found Heaven," Take That | Last time I checked, heaven wasn't easy to find. | Eleanor |
| "I Got You Under My Skin," Frank Sinatra | People can't get under skins. | MOR |
| "I Just Died In Your Arms (Tonight)," Cutting Crew | Then why is he still singing? | Joe Kurr |
| "I Just Want To Be Your Everything," Bee Gees | well, you can't be her water, food or air | Ed |
| "I Left My Heart In San Francisco," Westlife | In that case,you're dead | Natasha |
| "I Left My Heart in San Francisco," Tony Bennett | If Tony left his heart there, then he must be dead | crazydon |
| "I Melt With You," Modern English | People aren't candles, so they cannot melt. | Mr. Critic |
| "I Never Cry," Alice Cooper | Everybody cries! | rocky |
| "I Only Have Eyes For You," The Flamingos | Heather Brockwell | |
| "I Robot," Alan Parsons Project | No. You stupid. | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus," Traditional | There Ain't No Santa Claus. | Melanie Bianca Green |
| "I See A Different You," Koop | there is only one me. | Sean |
| "I Sold My Heart To The Junkman," Blue Belles | Who was this junkman? Hearts anyone? | Peter |
| "I Wanna Know What Love Is," Foreigner | Go back to grade school then. | Brushwell Clinton |
| "I Was Born About Ten Thousand Years Ago ," Elvis Presley | how old are you?let me count...you liar! | mina |
| "I Was Born To Love You," Freddie Mercury | Was it a very early arranged marriage thing??? | Garry Davenport |
| "I Will Buy You A New Life," Everclear | Three words: simply, not, possible. | Jonathan S. |
| "I'd Do Anything For Love ( But I Won't Do That)," Meatloaf | Well, thats not anything then, is it ! | Danni |
| "I'd Wait A Million Years," Grass Roots | I sincerely doubt that... | Wallie |
| "I'll Be The Wind," Garth Brooks | Natalie Snortman | |
| "I'll Be You," The Replacements | One person can't turn into another. | Mercedes Morgan |
| "I'll Never Know ," Elvis Presley | how could you know that you'll never know? | mina |
| "I'll Never Stop," N Sync | Must have stopped, else the song wouldn't end. | eta_cassiopeia |
| "I'm A Tiger," Lulu | FussBudget | |
| "I'm A Train," Albert Hammond | does that mean Albert has a tender behind? | Kronos |
| "I'm A Train," Albert Hammond | Rachel Stedman | |
| "I'm Every Woman," Chaka Khan | Heather Brockwell | |
| "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)," The Proclaimers | That's one long person! | Larcen Tyler |
| "I'm Gonna Be a Wheel Someday," Fats Domino | If you had bad karma and get reincarnated as 1… | crazydon |
| "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out Of My Hair," Cast Of South Pacific | No man could be there;nor would washing remove him | Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit |
| "I'm Henry The VIII, I Am," Herman's Hermits | I have it on good advice that he's dead | FussBudget |
| "I'm In You," Peter Frampton | Not unless you're a baby, and babies can't talk. | Michael |
| "I'm In You," Peter Frampton | You cannot be inside another person. | rocky |
| "I'm Like A Bird," Nelly Furtado | Funny.I don't see a beak or feathers on her. | Angel |
| "I'm Looking Through You," Beatles | FussBudget | |
| "I'm Money," Zebrahead | A person can't be money | Franka |
| "I'm on Fire," Bruce Springsteen | If so, how the hell are you still singing in tune? | Denise |
| "I'm With A Crowd But Oh So Alone ," Elvis Prelsey | what about the crowd? | mina |
| "I'm You," Leona Lewis | How can one person be another? | Bruce Curb |
| "I'm Your Vehichle," Blood, Sweat, and Tears | When are people cars? | Paul Warren |
| "I've Been Everywhere," Johnny Cash | Although he may have come close... | Jess |
| "I've Crossed Oceans Of Wine To Find You," HIM | Not enough wine to fill one ocean, let alone more. | Exiled |
| "I've Done Enough Dyin' Today," Larry Gatlin | If you'd done any dyin', you couldn't sing of it. | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
| "I've Got The Music In Me," Kiki Dee | What was Kiki Dee, a jukebox or a turntable? | Peter |
| "I've Got You Under My Skin," The Four Seasons | Heather Brockwell | |
| "I've Got You Under My Skin," Frank Sinatra | this could never happen | Mark |
| "I've Told Every Little Star," Linda Scott | Did the starship Enterprise help you out? | Peter |
| "If I Could Talk I'd Tell You," The Lemonheads | Then how are you singing this? | Brian Kelly |
| "If Walls Could Speak," Amy Grant | Sadly they don't | Natasha |
| "If We Were a Movie," Hannah Montana | People want to be a movie? Doesn't make sense | p00v |
| "Image of the Invisible," Thrice | Invisible things don't have an image. | Emily |
| "In My Merry Oldsmobile," Billy Murray | Cars don't have emotions | Diddims |
| "Inside Your Heaven," Carrie Underwood | No one has a heaven except God | Deanna |
| "Invisible," Clay Aiken | Even if he was... | Misty |
| "Invisible Hands," Kim Carnes | Wendy Torrance | |
| "Invisible Man," 98 Degrees | Wendy Torrance | |
| "Invisible Touch," Genesis | that would be impossible, unless she's a ghost | Harry |
| "Iron Man," Black Sabbath | No man is made from iron | rocky |
| "Island In The Sun," Weezer | Unless it's a sunspot, how can it be an island? | Diddims |
| "Island Of Lost Souls," Blondie | A soul can't be put anywhere | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "It Never Rains In Southern California," Tony! Toni! Tone! | What's next? "It Never Rains in Minnesota"? | Amanda |
| "It Never Rains In Southern California," Albert Hammond | Does so! | That no-one Candy Nye |
| "It Snows In Hell," Lordi | If hell even exists it's too hot for snow | Mads |
| "It's Midnight ," Elvis Presley | no it's not ! | mina |
| "It's Not Me Talking," A Flock Of Seagulls | Really then who is? | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "It's Raining Men," Weather Girls | It Never Rains Men | Aaerni |
| "It's Raining Men," The Weather Girls | I Wish! And they'd land like this: SPLAT! | Diddims |
| "It's Raining Men," The Weather Girls | It's only possible if they fell out of an airplane | Katelyn |
| "It's The End of the World As We Know It," REM | How can you be writing this song and/or feel fine? | Ned Riley |
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