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Q: What were Ian Curtis's last words? A: CKH-CKH-CKH-K-K-K-K-K!!!!!!!! Submitted by: Annie
| How did Ian Curtis's mother get Joy Division to stop practising? Flick the lights on and off. Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "I Remember Nothing," | They obviously remember the words to this song! | Candy Welty |
| "Love Will Tear Us Apart," | So, now love is causing physical harm to you? | Peter |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Love Will Keep Us Together," Captain & Tennille | "Love Will Tear Us Apart," Joy Division |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Love Will Tear Us Apart" | "Never Work At Wal-Mart Again" | Agrimorfee |
| "Transmission" | "Emissions" | Jim A |
| "Love Will Tear Us Apart" | "Shrub Will Take Us To War" | Jim A |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| She's Lost Control | Bladder Specialist, MD. | Jason C. Reeher |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| No Ordinary Love Sade | Love Will Tear Us Apart Joy Division | No Ordinary Love Will Tear Us Apart | James |
| Muskrat Love Captain and Tennille | Love Will Tear Us Apart Joy Division | Muskrat Love Will Tear Us Apart Maybe things aren't going so well with Muskrat Suzy and Muskrat Sam. | KooKooDee |
| Love Will Tear Us Apart Joy Division | Never Tear Us Apart INXS | Love Will Never Tear Us Apart I'm surprised no one's thought of this yet.. | **** |
| Love Will Tear Us Apart Joy Division | Love Will Keep Us Together The Captain and Tennille | Will Love Tear Us Apart Or Keep Us Together? | Hannah M |
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics: There's a taste in my mouth
Its expiration tastes old Original Lyrics: There's a taste in my mouth
As desperation takes hold | "Shadowplay"
Misheard Lyrics: To the center of the city where a roast beef's waiting for you
Original Lyrics: To the center of the city where all roads meet Waiting for you
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"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics: When Richard bites hard
Original Lyrics: When routine bites hard
| "Something Must Break"
Misheard Lyrics: I fought for one, took sides for both
Original Lyrics: I paused for one whom signs forebode
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"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics: Oh buttery tart,
and a-fishing we go. Original Lyrics: When routine bites hard,
and ambitions are low. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Paul Golds Lent a copy of the album to a friend, who then wrote back to me asking why he was singing about fishing, and what was a buttery tart anyway? |
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
The Funny Lyrics: Why is the bedroom so cold?
Why They're Funny: Chances are you left the air conditioner on too long.
Submitted by: Cassandra
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"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
The Lyrics: When the routine bites hard and ambitions are low
And the resentment rides high but emotions won't grow And we're changing our ways, taking different roads Then love, love will tear us apart again Why: The lyrics are pretty self-explanatory, and the most remarkable thing about this song in general is the poppiness of the music—in general, Joy Division's songs are very gloomy.
Submitted by: Cat
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